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Jan 1 Capricorn

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The signs as songs

Aries: Kiss Them For Me - Siouxsie and the banshees

Taurus: Homewrecker - Marina and The Diamonds 

Gemini: Nice Car! (shame about your penis) - Pandora Boxx

Cancer: Baby’s On Fire - Die Antwoord

Leo: Supermodel (you better work) - RuPaul 

Virgo: Somebody Told Me - The Killers 

Libra: Riboflavin - 45 Grave

Scorpio: Closer - Nine Inch Nails

Sagittarius: Rebel Girl - Bikini Kill 

Capricorn: These things - She Wants Revenge 

Aquarius: Bela Lugosi’s Dead - Bauhaus 

Pisces: Ignore The Machine - Alien Sex Fiend 

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The signs as season 8 winner prediction

Bob The drag queen: Aries,Sagittarius,Pisces 

Kim chi : Capricorn,Gemini,Leo, Aquarius, Virgo

Naomi smalls: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio, Libra 

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The signs as goth subcultures

Aries: Gothabilly

Taurus: Hippy Goth

Gemini: Metal Goth

Cancer: Gothic Lolita

Leo: Trad goth

Virgo: pastel goth

Libra: Victorian goth

Scorpio: Fetish goth

Sagittarius: ice goth

Capricorn: Cyber goth 

Aquarius: Mid evil goth

Pisces: aesthetic goth

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The signs as seasons

Winter: Libra, Aquarius, Gemini 

Spring:  Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Summer: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius 

Fall: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

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The signs as things

Aries: Instagram

Taurus: Home made apple pie

Gemini: Galaxy print items 

Cancer: Horror Novels 

Leo: Black lipstick

Virgo: Flower crowns

Libra: DIY accessories

Scorpio: Black boots

Sagittarius: Braids

Capricorn: thick winged eyeliner

Aquarius: crocheted scarves 

Pisces: Flannel and ripped skinny jeans

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The signs as sims games

Sims: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio

Sims 2: Capricorn, Aquarius, Virgo

Sims 3: Pisces, Aries, Gemini

Sims 4: Leo, Sagittarius, Libra

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The signs as music genres

Aries: Hip hop

Taurus: Folk

Gemini: Alternative

Cancer: dubstep

Leo: punk

Virgo: electronica

Libra: Pop

Scorpio: Screamo

Sagittarius: rock

Capricorn: Goth

Aquarius: K pop

Pisces: R&B

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The signs as other signs

Aries: Aquarius

Taurus: Libra

Gemini: Leo

Cancer: Pisces

Leo: Gemini

Virgo: Capricorn

Libra: Taurus

Scorpio: Sagittarius 

Sagittarius: Scorpio

Capricorn: Virgo

Aquarius: Aries

Pisces: Cancer  

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The signs from Capricorn perspective

Aries: Stop quoting vines please just stop its not funny its annoying

Taurus: We can get along pretty well sometimes just listen to others for once

Gemini: I know nobody likes a Gemini but some of you are pretty cool

Cancer: Calm down and stop worrying 

Leo: You should try not to yell as much even though its pretty funny sometimes 

Virgo: Yasss but some of you seem to try to control too much 

Libra: Give me back my pencil next time you borrow it 

Scorpio: we can worship Satan together but thats all i know about you

Sagittarius: Some of you try to correct others while doing the same thing their doing

Capricorn: Ayyy were not all boring we only are to people with no patience 

Aquarius: Sometimes strict but can be unique 

Pisces: calm down and smoke some 420 because it will get better

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The signs as drag queens

Aries: Raven

Taurus:  Pandora Boxx

Gemini: Raja

Cancer: Willam 

Leo:   Trixie Mattel

Virgo:  Jinkx Monsoon

Libra:  Adore Delano

Scorpio: Rupaul

Sagittarius:  Sharon Needles

Capricorn :  Alyssa Edwards

Aquarius:  Courtney Act

Pisces:  Chad Michaels

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The Signs and When They'll Meet Their Soulmate

2016: cancer, libra, pisces

Already have: capricorn, aquarius, virgo

2020: leo, scorpio, gemini

2025: taurus, sagittarius, aries

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i have but i don’t think she likes me back lol

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The signs as makeup

Aries: Pencil eyeliner

Taurus: Nude lipstick

Gemini: Eyebrow powder

Cancer: Shimmery eye shadow 

Leo: White eyeliner 

Virgo: mascara

Libra: lip liner

Scorpio: eyebrow pencil

Sagittarius: bronzer

Capricorn: liquid eyeliner

Aquarius: Bright eye shadow

Pisces: liquid to matte lipstick 

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The signs as emojis

Aries:😈💰🐏💢 Taurus: 😐🐃🍰 Gemini:👅✌🛀🍞 Cancer: 🐚😲☕🌚 Leo:😂🎉🌞💯 virgo: 😊🎲❄👓 Libra: 😘👡💁💌 Scorpio: 🔫🔪🍑🎃 Sagittarius: 😴💋🎶🌟 Capricorn:🌈💻📷🐐 Aquarius:👽👌💜 Pisces:💊🐟💧🍣

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The signs as weird good luck charms

Aries: lucky leggings Taurus: lucky necklace Gemini: lucky flair jeans Cancer: Lucky macaroni Leo: lucky choker Virgo: lucky manga Libra: lucky bow Scorpio: lucky panties Sagittarius: lucky shoes Capricorn: lucky shirt Aquarius: lucky rare gem Pisces: lucky art supplies

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The signs as foods

Aries: cinnamon rolls Taurus: salad Gemini: Bread Cancer: rice balls leo: curry Virgo: pie Libra: muffins Scorpio: meatballs Sagittarius: burger Capricorn: steak Aquarius: macaroons Pisces:sushi

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The signs as colors

Aries: Red

Taurus: Earthy greens and browns

Gemini: Black or gold

Cancer: pink

Leo: white

Virgo: Dark blue

Libra: orange

Scorpio: dark green red and black

Sagittarius: lime green and pink

Capricorn: blurple

Aquarius: blue and yellow

Pisces: teal

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What color the signs should dye their hair

Aries: red

Tarurus: Dusty pink

Gemini: Hot pink

Cancer: blonde

Leo: black

Virgo: Navy blue and light blue

Libra: ginger

Scorpio: dark red

Sagittarius: lime green

Capricorn: dark blue and pink

Aquarius: white

Pisces: teal and sea green