—POISON & WINE. @joslyncastillo-blog - Tumblr Blog

—✉ [ SMS: ADAM & JOSLYN ]

adam: i've got a solid reference for life and a very easy task

adam: just requires a small...mostly harmless white lie

Joslyn: I'm listening...

#░ ♢ * —ADAM.#░ ♢ * —TEXTS.

Text: Salem & Joslyn

Salem: I don't want to worry you

Salem: But I might need some help

Salem: There may or may not be blood involved

Joslyn: Blood? Salem, what did you do???

#░ ♢ * —TEXTS.#░ ♢ * —SALEM.

ferrnwrites

“The moon landing ??” How many times does he have to tell people this? “The moon landing didn’t happen– period– the photographs, everything, it’s doctored. Apollo 11 never made it.”

joslyncastillo-blog

“Look, the government is full of all kinds of secrets and fucked up shit I try not to think about. Who even knows what’s real and what isn’t anymore. It fucks my brain up monumentally every time I hear some new conspiracy theory that actually makes sense and now that we have Trump as president I’m sure it’s only about to get a million times worse and even more fucked up so I don’t really think the moon landing is the biggest concern here.”

#░ ♢ * —CASEY.#░ ♢ * —CHATS.

jebreilxspecter-blog

“So- I have a question. What exactly is a corn dog? I always thought it was a breed of dog, but now I’m starting to think I was mistaken.”

joslyncastillo-blog

“Wait, seriously? What are you not American or something? Is that why you don’t know? Either way that’s completely unacceptable! C’mon --- let’s go get you a corn dog!”

#░ ♢ * —CHATS.#░ ♢ * —GABRIEL.

amber-serway-blog

amber’s eyes were on the other’s computer, she glared at the screen for a while before starting to talk. “are you using windows or linux?”

joslyncastillo-blog

It was a good thing Joslyn wasn’t doing anything more than reading some of the papers her students submitted the day before when the woman asked her question. “Do you always sit there and watch what other people are doing on their computers? That’s probably even worse than eavesdropping.” The professor rolled her eyes setting her cup of coffee back down on the table in front of her. “I use Windows, though, why? Am I missing out or something?”

#░ ♢ * —AMBER.#░ ♢ * —CHATS.

damnwilliambarnes-blog

“So I saw someone walk into a wall today. It looked rather painful so I helped the poor girl, holding ice against her forehead and everything. She was actually pretty nice to talk to” William rambled, something they often did when someone came up to strike up a conversation with them.

joslyncastillo-blog

“Sounds like some kind of meet cute from a movie. Did you at least get her number after all that effort and being a good samaritan?”

#░ ♢ * —WILLIAM.#░ ♢ * —CHATS.

elenacassadine-blog

“I swear, whoever invented self-checkout greatly overestimated the general intelligence of the human race.” The redheaded groaned, hitting the machine with her hand as if that would get it to work. “Why the fuck isn’t this thing working?”

joslyncastillo-blog

Joslyn chuckled watching the girl struggle with the machine and took it upon herself to intervene before anybody else could get any entertainment over this. The brunette stepped up to the machine --- “Here, you just have to...” her words cut off by her actions as she pushed one of the buttons it seemed the redhead didn’t realize had to be pushed before you could complete your checkout. “My biggest problem with these things is that it takes a job away from someone who probably needs it but I’m still guilty of using them when I don’t feel like interacting with people so I guess I’m part of the problem.” Joslyn shrugged. “Just make sure you drag all the items past the sensor when you put them into the bag or it will start yelling at you that you stole something. I learned the hard way, it’s so embarrassing! Kinda surprised I’m even still allowed in here.”