Hi Im The Absolute Woooorst ✨

I frequent from one obsession to the next. Current obsession: Dark Web Shit?

[mikeyrrevenge]

ryan ross is like a y/n who got sold to pete wentz if you think about it

[mikeyrrevenge]

October 28, 2006. Lyon.

[niennaerso]

no no she’s got a point

[snorzyy]

i love being emo i love being cringe i love my chemical romance i love fall out boy i love pierce the veil i love paramore i love sleeping with sirens i love evanescence i love the amity affliction i love black veil brides i love the used i love the offspring i love ryan ross i love i love i love *starts hyperventilating*

[ryrowentz]

physically in 2024 mentally in 2005 patd live in denver

[taylorwithluvs-deactivated20250]

RYAN ROSS during a performance of BUT IT'S BETTER IF YOU DO live at MTV2 BOOST MOBILE ROCK CORPS (2006)

[enfieldtennisacademy]

[camjsad0]

y didnt my brain hyperfixate on science or smth, like girl who the hell r these ppl

[kerosene-saint]

imagine: Your boyfriend, Ryan, sits down at the piano. You wonder what he is going to play and you hear him say, "I have a special gift for you." He smiles softly and moves his hands to keys. in a moment of abject horror your hear the G note. HE'S FUCKING PLAYING WELCOME TO BLACK PARADE THAT EMO MOTHER FUC-

[emelyn-eer]

we were robbed of vices and virtues Ryan Ross

[st-st-stutter]

i dont think ill ever not be mad that ryan didnt do the backing vocals for fever

[ganondorf]

[sparrow-va]

(via @some-loser-called-jab )

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

related

[depsidase]

[fand0mfan]

I can't be the only person who immediately looked for the least common ones to try and use them more, right?

[thesarahshay]

Scumwit and dirt goblin are pretty great, tbh.

[hapalopus]

I'm more interested in the mid-range. People actually call others dipclown, buttgoblin, and poopboy??

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

I feel like wank clown is already an insult in the UK? I know for a fact wank puffin is

[jostello]

Might I suggest:

Dumb bag

Douche goblin

Shit shit

Dick boy

Fuck sucker

Dip ass

Ass lord

Cock ass

Butt clown

Dirt hat

Trump waffle

Piss ass

Wank waffle

Bum sucker

[lakevida]

nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

[lakevida]

my aunt's new guy broke into my ex uncle's garage and filled his bowling balls with caulk

[v-as-in-victor]

I am promoting @adelphicoracle's incredible tag:

#a little caulk and ball torture

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[maobeedong]

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

[sooyounglovebot-deactivated2018]

@shootingshidae

[solarwoos]

life update: i’m not saying this worked but something happened literally the day after i reblogged this

[manawhaat]

let’s do this

[eightmakar]

i got rejected today so maybe something good will happen PLS MAGIC POST

[lovlae]

what would you wear to a bdsm orgy?

hmmmm scout’s ham costume from to kill a mockingbird 

[morbidology]

A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice. 

[beowulf22121]

Please note the calm looking fawn.

It’s mother has most likely used the fake deer as cover for the fawn to sleep near. I’ve personally witnessed a doe direct a fawn to lay in a patch of tall weeds and go lay on a hill where she could see me and the tall patch of weeds. That’s what they do, find something bigger than the fawn to sleep near so they’re hidden while they sleep.

This isn’t a sad child looking for something mother-like, this is a kid getting put to bed.

[potholefullofsoup]

so the mom just managed to find the most haunting large object behind which to hide a child

[whatqueen-wildcats]

@deerstar4 too good to be banished to the tags