To procrastination and beyond

May contain: musings of 30+ male, russian language and graphic materials Never call a bangaa a lizard!

[soyalexnajera]

I LIKE HOW ALEX DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE RAT COMPANY, KING BEHAVIOR

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[raimagnolia]

[eatingcroutons]

IN CASE ANYONE THINKS THIS IS IN SOME WAY AN EXAGGERATION:

[catboyizuru-moved]

new tumblr users:

old tumblr users:

[masonelliott-deactivated2020102]

i have never seen a more accurate photos set

[byjove]

realizing I could technically say “yeah my mother wanted a girl so she dressed me like a little girl” to explain my childhood photos and it would technically be correct and win me much more sympathy than just saying I’m trans

[byjove]

“you’re right it IS weird to force children to live as a gender they know they are not”

[blrmerch]

👋 I like your shoelaces.

[everweb]

This is the Bad Place.

[self-loving-vampire]

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

[octopuscato]

This was physically painful to watch.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

One time my friend who never cooked before tried to make a cup of noodles, stuck it straight in the microwave with no water and it caught fire and I thought that was the worst someone could possibly do first try doing any type of food prep until I saw this

[anarcho-smarmyism]

[notallmensheviks]

an utterly sublime work of art

[the-real-skeletor]

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

[ghost-cassette]

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

[aquietquixotic]

Amazing tags

[sometimes-i-just-climb-things]

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

[hybbat]

A victorian

[eldritchdraaks]

Every reply this is is another punch in the gut

[ruin-cain]

This site is free

[the-real-skeletor]

You'll pay with your blood

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

“We hope this email finds you well during these difficult times...”

How this email finds me:

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[fantaboy91]

It’s essential oils ☺️

[thesadboisguidetolife]

Oh theyre essential alright

[seabassapologist]

[axeltheaxe-deactivated20220617]

[redbullracingrenault]

[hollowtones]

& BTW I am so charming and handsome and immune to most forms of damage 

[parasect]

[ghiblicentral]

NAUSICAÄ with her glider (and Teto) in Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind 1984, dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[myswitchy-deactivated20211208]

seeing mutuals in my notes like yes...i'm entertaining the besties

[thickness-protection-program]

Tumblr drama vs other social media drama is so funny

Facebook drama: I will not be going to Uncle Todd's dinner tonight because he keeps saying racist stuff ♥️

Twitter drama: I cannot BELIEVE she said a slur 7 years ago. #canceled

TikTok drama: Is Chad Chaddington III ch3ating on Ash-Lindseigh????

Tumblr drama: *unintelligible paragraphs between coochiemonsterfromsesassmestreet and destielsfavoritepony37 (who apparently owns an illegal baby racing company)*

[destielsfavoritepony37]

My business is 100% legal and legitimate.

[thickness-protection-program]

[amerykah]

ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

[catburger]

[stretchygazelle]

Must be painting a children’s hospital

[faggo-tron-prime]

She’s so good with color! That’s some strong use of color theory right there

[le-dreadmau5]

I hate you all and your fucking lore

[corsolanite]

I CAN’T BELIEVE THESE ARE REAL PROMO CARDS