Lex

‘tis where I shall keep my AFTG fics and shitposts

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cw// abuse

ok I'm thinking about how when I was younger I would like see parents doing parently things when I would stay with friends like pack their kid's lunch and shit and I would like casually bring it up in conversation hoping that my mom would take the hint and like not be a neglectful parent and how she never did so I grew up secretly desperate for parental attention but would outwardly judge people who's parents gave a shit and... ok aaron minyard

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if I were to write a dumb kevaaron/andreil craft fair au that my friends and I obsess over would anyone be interested?

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Y'all love to harass ppl who like Aaron, but are quick to defend Seth... Okay boomer...

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Just... Have this conversation about Aaron Minyard.

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We didn’t get much of it in the books because they were from Percy’s perspective and he’s SO oblivious but.....

IF I DO NOT SEE NICO DI ANGELO FALLING HEAD OVER HEELS FOR PERCY IN THE ADAPTATION, AND IF I DO NOT SEE THE A N G S T..... I don’t want it.

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So I just read Nora’s extra content about what happened with Dr. Pr*ust...

I’m sobbing so hard that I cannot breathe. WHY DO I FEEL SO MANY EMOTIONS FOR THIS FICTIONAL BOY-

ALSO HOLY FUCK-

FUCKKKK IT HURTS ME-

Also the fact that it wasn’t JUST Drake, the former foster father, and Proust...

THERE WERE MORE-

FUCK

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Renee: lesbian

Andrew: gay

The foxes: They're totally fucking

[poikas]

had a few discussions about teeth hcs recently. dont ask why i beat them up for it

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Neil: So what kind of medication are you on?

Andrew, high and bored: Birth control.

[figuringthengsout]

Aaron at 2 am, studying at the library and sorrounded by 156 highlighters: how did people study before they invented highlighters?

Katelyn, color-coding her sleep schedule: they didn't, babe.

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katelyn and aaron. that's it. that's the post.

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I agree

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Since they’re both tiny, Andrew and Neil go trick-or-treating one year...

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neil: what is wrong with you?

kevin: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

[side-effect-of-the-meds]

I imagine that the moment in which Aaron realizes that Neil really does love his brother goes a little something like this...

Aaron, snatching a thing out of Neil's hands: You can't have everything Neil.

Neil, visibly distressed: What do you mean I can't have Andrew?

Andrew, holding back tears: Shut the fuck up, Junkie

[side-effect-of-the-meds]

Neil: *does literally anything*

Aaron: Nicky! What's the number for the local thotline? I think I've found their missing ho.

Andrew: *not looking up from his ice-cream* Why would you want to turn yourself in?

[side-effect-of-the-meds]

Nicky: I'm having a baby

Aaron, looking over confusedly at Andrew: Congratulations???

Nicky, slamming down a stack of papers and a pen: it's you two. Sign here.