ofcoldguns :
“You say that like I should be worried. I’ve been dealing with trouble most of my life.”
“Only dealing with it? Never causing it?”

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@journalisthughes
ofcoldguns :
“You say that like I should be worried. I’ve been dealing with trouble most of my life.”
“Only dealing with it? Never causing it?”
ofcoldguns :
@journalisthughes
“You know people who go looking for trouble usually end up finding it.”
“You know that people who cause trouble, end up finding it too.”
“Who do you think you are?”
@journalisthughes
“Me? I’m no one.”He let out a nervous laughter, he wasn’t really good at social interaction with other people.
“Why do you ask?.”
chuckxalmighty:
“Well if you must know, my name is Chuck Shurley.”The divine being replied with a smile on his face.”And I’ll be sure to never steal your spot.”He joked back.
“Nice to meet you Chuck, I’m Allison.” She introduced herself. “Also don’t try to steal my coffee, laptop or phone... I’m not a demanding person at all!”
“Who do you think you are?”
@journalisthughes
“Me? I’m no one.”He let out a nervous laughter, he wasn’t really good at social interaction with other people.
“Why do you ask?.”
“Everyone is a one, sir. Everyone counts, in my book at least.”Allison smiled. “Except when they steal my spot.” Allison joked.
“Does this badge look real to you? Might need it for something.”
Injured/Bleeding Sentence Starters
“That’s a lot of blood…”
“That’s not good…”
“I think that’s more than a little cut.”
“You’re looking rather pale.”
“You’re bleeding!”
“That doesn’t look good…”
“I don’t think that’s suppose to come out.”
“That’s a bit of an interesting angle for that to go at.”
“How do I get it to stop?!”
“How are you still standing?!”
“Don’t get up, you’ll make it worse.”
“What happened to you?”
“I can’t feel my fingers anymore…”
“Everything hurts.”
“Is everything supposed to go dark?”
“Ow, yeah, okay, that’s starting to hurt.”
“It’s just a cut.”
“I’ve had worse.”
“You’re bleeding all over my floor!”
“You better not die on me.”
“They got a lucky shot…”
“Next time don’t call me to come over only to find you in a pool of your own blood!”
“You need to keep pressure on it.”
“Don’t move!”
“That looks nasty.”
“Am I dying?”
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Drinking starters
as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)
CONCERN.
❝How much have you had to drink?❞
❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞
❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞
❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞
❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞
❝I thought you said you were clean!❞
❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞
❝Let me drive you home.❞
❝You are NOT driving like this!❞
❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞
❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞
DRUNK.
❝Is this real life?❞
❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞
❝How do you show fish affection?❞
❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞
❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞
❝Drunk I am not.❞
-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞
❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞
❝I’m not even tired.❞
❝I should call my ex.❞
❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞
❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞
-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞
❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞
ANGST.
❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞
❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞
❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞
❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞
❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞
❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞
❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞
❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞
❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞
❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞
❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞
FLUFF/FUN.
❝You’re cute, you know that?❞
❝You wanna get wasted?❞
❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞
❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞
❝I’m having a party for two.❞
❝You’re so hot.❞
❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞
❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞
*kisses on forehead*
*kisses on cheek*
*kisses on lips*
valentine's day application
Name: Age: Do you like to cuddle?: Can we make-out?: A night in or dinner out?: Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: What makes you a good Valentine?: Would you cook for me?: Would you let me cook for you?:
smoakinoverwxtch:
“Uh, known each other six years. We were together for almost a year, apart for a while and then we got back together last year and we’ve been married for two months.”
“Sounds like a bumpy road, but if you can survive that, you can survive anything in my opinion. My opinion is not all that legit as I haven’t met the one true love.”
smoakinoverwxtch:
“He only knows it for in case of emergency situations. He’s not the best when it comes to new technology.” Felicity smiles with a shrug, fiddling with the phone in her hand.
“Sounds reasonable to me.” Allison watched her phone closely as Felicity was fiddling with it. “So you and your husband, for how long have you been together now?”
Injury meme
Send me “How did you get that?” and I will generate a number from 1-25 for what my muse responds. Whether or not they are being truthful is up to the mun.
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smoakinoverwxtch :
“I understand that as well. It took me a while to even tell my husband my passcode. And by while I mean our relationship in general, not like into our marriage.” Felicity babbles.
“Ohh wow, if I ever were to have a husband, I wouldn’t give my passcode to him.” Allison had no idea what it was like to have a husband or a boyfriend for that matter.
plotsforall :
Chance Encounter Ideas for Your Muses:
Muse A is sent on a coffee run for their office. They know that their psycho boss will go ham if they don’t bring the coffees back before the morning’s conference meeting, so when the order is ready Muse A rushes toward the coffee shop’s exit. In their haste, Muse A knocks into Muse B and spills coffee all over them, giving them more of a caffeine fix than they bargained for.
Muse A is looking for a spot to sit and enjoy their hot beverage and fresh pastry in a crowded cafe. It’s raining out so they’d rather stay put, at least until it tapers off. The only seat free is the one at Muse B’s table.
Muse A is working on an assignment on their laptop, typing away at the quiet corner table. Muse B enters the coffee shop and sits down near Muse A, proceeding to talk loudly on their cell phone and distract Muse A from their work.
Muse A quickly grabs their order when it’s ready and prepares to take a sip. Before they can get that glorious first taste, Muse B taps Muse A on the shoulder and informs them that they picked up the wrong order.
Muse A works as a barista at the local coffee shop. They’ve been flirting with a cute customer for a while now and they boldly decide to put their number on that customer’s cup, only they don’t realize that they put their number on Muse B’s cup by accident. Curious, Muse B texts the number and Muse A believes it’s their crush.
Muse A and Muse B duck into a warm, dry coffee shop, taking refuge from an intense storm. Despite being strangers, Muse B offers Muse A a stack of napkins to help them get dry.
Muse A visits their favorite hole-in-the-wall coffee shop and gets in line to order. Muse B heads in shortly after and cuts ahead to the counter, skipping Muse A and everyone else. Offended, Muse A charges up there and is about to demand Muse B get back in line and wait like everyone else, until they come face to face with Muse B, their favorite celebrity.
Muse A has never ordered coffee before and they’re unsure of what all the fancy labels mean. They don’t want to hold up the line or look foolish, so they ask Muse B, who’s ordered like a pro, for help.
Muse A is sitting at a table by the window, waiting for their blind date to arrive. An hour goes by and they realize that they’ve been stood up. Coincidentally, Muse B has also been stood up but they haven’t been waiting as long as Muse A. Feeling compassionate, Muse B invites Muse A to sit with them.
Muse A is a musician who performs at the local cafe on the weekends. Muse B hears Muse A play one afternoon and is very impressed. When the performance is over, Muse B approaches Muse A to compliment their music.
smoakinoverwxtch :
“I remember those days.” Felicity had been the same when working as CEO, her phone constantly in her hand.
“I’m glad you do. It’s kind of really hard for me to trust someone with my phone. But it makes it easier when it’s someone who understands it.” Allison just couldn’t think about the fact of her not having her phone around.
smoakinoverwxtch:
“Okay, well, your confidential files will remain confidential. I promise. I’m not in the business of spilling secrets.”
“Thank you so much for that, I’d really appreciate it. I’m working on a big case, so it’s important to have my phone with me at all times..”
smoakinoverwxtch:
“If I fix your phone am I going to find anything that you don’t want others to see?”
“Yes...I mean not in the dirty way. But there are some confidential files on there for some of my articles.”
theincoherentinspector:
Cesar bit his lip. “Look ma’am, I’m a Jr. Detective. Of course you can trust me with information like that.” He assured. “Now I really need that eye witness report.”
“What was it you said your name was again?” Allison asked as she was searching for the eye witness report.