jouste the drawbarian

I'm an artist in games based out of Vancouver

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just remembered an ask i sent 5 years ago suggesting you call a character fuckshot. those were the times

lol that sounds like it would have been a pretty cool character too. what a throwback

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Chewliette! The fang-flinging fury, Chewliette! This masticating mauler must bite off more than she can chew as her toothsome situation continually regenerates! A premolar launching mace and a shield that bites is a great piece of kit for a mouth-based maiden such as she! #0657

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Scullery! A pan slinging sorceress, Scullery! Unlocking very specific summoning powers through perfectly scouring a plentitude of pans, This witch can make cast iron cookware appear from thin air! Block a crossbow bolt or bash a brigand's brain in with a spellbound skillet! #0656

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Wulfe Sheepwolfensheeps! The dastardly doubled agent Wulfe! He's switched sides so many times that he's not sure what form he he had begun with in this espionage. So many transformations and body part swaps have left this boggled beastie bewildered at what exactly they are! #0655

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Goblin Chopper Team! To take down heavy armor, goblin blacksmiths have forged giant cleavers that need 4 goblins to operate! Crafty Chopper teams can swing out these big blades with maneuvers drilled into them by their captain; typically the loudest goblin in the bunch. #0654

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The Miasmadame! Absolutely the most Urn-est evildoer of all! She slimes herself out of her container only for the sadistic spreading of vile flies and choking gases! Her form is so undulating that she needs to rest inside her hellish home to maintain her terrible freshness! #0653

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Bloodbath! The spooky showering siren, Bloodbath! Damning every drain, this well-washed wraith can terrifyingly pull you down into your plumbing! When the harbinger duck is floating atop your suds, it's best to skip the soak, lest you be drowned by this conditioned demon! #0652

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Carver the Third! This talented tailsman wields poor eyesight, carving knife and his own lopped off tail! Packed with muscle memory, the tail can twist around and take down any farmer's wife with ease! In search of his other two battle mates, let us wish this warrior luck! #0651

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The Knight Cracker! It's that steely thighed smasher, The Knight Cracker! With her telescopic chisel and hammer, anything armored is annihilated through efficient precision! Pulverizing paladins and mangling men-at-arms is an art that this medieval madame is a master at! #0650

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Shoestring! The penniless piledriver, the brawler on a budget, the brokest there is, Shoestring! Becoming more powerful through poverty, this destitute defender gains strength through his lack of means! An empty wallet means a huge haul of heroics so be sure to stay broke! #0649

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Whittle John! Doomed to eventually change into a block of wood, this splintered soldier uses dual whittling knives to keep the terrible timber at bay! The cordwood curse continually creeps up, needing to be carved away constantly or else you'll end up in the thicket of it! #0648

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The Glumslinger! This melancholy hombre is here to deal out despair! Heartbreaker bullets tear through a target's psyche and leave them a sobbing mess on the dusty ground. Can anyone truly tangle or even aim a revolver while wracked with woe? The Glumslinger says, "Nope". #0647

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Sir Sunfish! The Mola Mola Mauler, Sir Sunfish! Swinging the Shining Saw and defending with the brightest of bucklers, the transformation has left his head enormous and durable. The Amulet of Snacking also dangles around his bulbous neck, ready to be used every 3 hours! #0646

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Birdbrain! Half bird, half brain! This heron-ious horror consumes human brains and gets more brilliant with every bite! Unfortunately this newfound intellect is quite bird-based so results in super effective mating calls and ingenious nest construction but beware anyways! #0645

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Swordsman-Master! Wielding whole warriors, this gruesome guardsman grafts literal men-at-arms to a hellish frame! Bringing a multitude of martial styles into the grim battlefield, the Swordsman-Master can swap out swordsmen super fast with horrific surgery and extra limbs! #0644

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High Ground! Wearing the Terrestrial-Topping Turnshoes, this extra short Mouseman always has the advantage! These magical moccasins always make you taller than your opponent, granting the unbeatable high ground every time! And his Chhurpi Chopper deals out delicious blows! #0643

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Fleshcaliper!

Donning dangerously parched wrist guards, this massive mercenary can transmute his bulk into powerful blades! A pound of flesh can truly become a blighted broadsword that brings bloody bedlam to the battlefield! Beware of your own thirst for formidable blades!

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