Jøyboy

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Discovered my birthday is the day after TOM KENNY’S?! I’ve never felt so honoured in my life

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Books from 1800s to 1990s:

College student creates life out of dead bodies!

A boy who was chosen survives a dark wizard!

7 kingdoms fight in a big game of chess for the iron throne!

A detective and his military doctor partner solve crimes!

Man tries to rebel against the surveillance state authority!

Explorers look for a city made of literal gold!

A science experiment goes wrong and a man turns invisible!

Books now:

Twilight

Medieval Twilight

Twilight in Space

Kinky Twilight

Dystopian Twilight

Mystery Twilight

Twilight but a game of Clue

Bootleg Twilight

Victorian Twilight

Sports Twilight

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Zeus: So it’s settled then? No more meddling in mortal affairs?

Athena: Yeah, we were lucky to get away with that Trojan War disaster with no unfixable consequences

Zeus: Poor Achilles.. so much potential

Artemis: Not poor Helen? Who was trafficked by Paris and SOMEONE else?

Aphrodite: what? I was trying to help!

Hera: that was definitely her fault nothing to do with me

Aphrodite: oh get fucked you’re just as responsible as I am

Hera: Watch your mouth, you lost and you know you did! You manipulated that Paris guy to win the bet so get fucked yourself

Aphrodite: well yeah at least I get fucked by my husband

*Hermes and Apollo start choking on wine*

Zeus: Okay well I’m uh gonna end the meeting here, before it gets ugly. See you later Olympians!… Ares..

Ares: Asshole

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Bruce: "This is Jason. He's 19.. and built like a human cane corso on venom and pure tren"

Jason: "sup"

The people Bruce is introducing them to: "what the actual fuck"

Dick: "he also won't hesitate to empty a clip into your entire crew and we allow it for some reason"

Tim: "he also beat me up while wearing a handmade replica of his old Robin outfit made to fit his new Mountain Dew zombie headass body"

Jason: "Oh here we go again, you're never gonna let me live that down are you?"

Tim: "no I will not! cause you made a new Robin costume this time with cute little yellow pants only for this one occasion for dramatic effect"

Damian: "I do not appreciate you comparing the Lazarus Pit to some cheap soda also shame on you Drake for not taking pictures"

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Real talk, how in the fuck was Hogwarts still open after the events of the books/films?

Kids were being hurt, traumatized and Cedric literally DIED

“Oh Voldemort” I don’t care, took 4 years for him to gain a physical body and shit was already happening that should’ve closed the school down permanently.

What were the Ministry of Magic actually doing? They were more pressed about Harry doing magic outside of school but not kids being petrified, traumatized, injured and KILLED during the terms. Plus there were Voldemort loyalists influencing and sending their kids to the school

Anyway what’s your house?

Slytherin

Hufflepuff

Ravenclaw

Bitch ass Griffindor

Voting ended onFeb 22

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Hypothetical policy I’d implement if I was ever Prime Minister of Britain #1:

Mandatory programs that undo the hateful patriarchy mentality towards women and replaces it with a loving and supportive mentality that encourages men to treat women as equals and humans.

And if a man refuses he gets tazed in the neck

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“Weezer? Pshh”

Pulls phone out

“2001 called!”

“…..”

“oh my god no..”

“My hamster died..”

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“L is one of the most intelligent characters in Anime, the way he suspected Light was Kira so fast was genius!”

L’s method:

L: “Kira says what?”

Light: “What?”

L: “GOTCHA!”