zero g and i'm feeling good

adult aroace ficto. exploring new possibilities. please be kind. the blog header is a pun.

[joyrideinspace]

Intro Post!

Hi, welcome to my blog! This is a self-shipping blog where I will talk about my fictional others and my relationships with them!

I'm an adult in my mid-20s, aroace but fictoromantic, alterhuman and plural. There's a lot going on in my brain!

My F/Os and my S/Is for them:

John [source redacted]: boyf! He works on a space station every other month, and we love talking over the radio while he's away. > S/I: None yet. Still working on it... > Ship tag: "#ship: shooting stars" > Doubles are welcome to interact! I highly doubt there are any, since it's a very niche source which is why I'm keeping it private for now. But if I find one, I hope we can be friends!

Shane (Stardew Valley): my husband <3 we raise lots of chickens and other animals together! > S/I: Jay (he/they), meadowlands farmer > Ship tag: "#ship: chicken farmers" > Doubles are welcome to interact! I probably won't interact with posts specifically about you and Shane, but I love having Shane all over my dash <3 we can totally simp over this angsty chicken man together <3

I don't have a DNI, just please be kind and respectful! I probably won't interact with dark or mature content, or blogs with those themes.

That's all for now. I'll update this as I go I suppose. Thank you for reading <3

If you're wondering, both the blog title and url are plays on quotes from American astronaut John Glenn!

[joyrideinspace]

I'm feeling Emotions™️, so I actually wrote a handwritten letter to Shane. I get a lot of letters from him (and the rest of the town) in-game, and I always wish I could reply.

Letters are fun, and they make me feel warm.

[joyrideinspace]

Imagine you and your F/O lying on a grassy hill. It's nighttime, the grass is soft, and you're watching the stars together. You point out constellations to each other, and make up some new ones. A breeze comes over, so they tuck you under their arm for warmth. A little moment of peace for you two ♡☆

[sugarsword]

I finally decided to play Stardew Valley. It's been recommended to me over and over and I held off knowing I would probably get addicted to playing. Now here I am obsessing over my sweet depressed husband. Is he a silly weasel man who loves chickens? Yes. Is he MY silly weasel man who loves chickens? Also yes. Also decided to include Sebastian is my potential next husband if I do another play through.

[hybridsheart]

falling asleep with your head on your f/o’s chest as they gently run a hand over your head over and over to pull you into a peaceful sleep, their heartbeat pounding against your ear in a soft rhythm like it’s the beat of the soundtrack of your love. maybe you run a hand against their stomach and you get to hear their heartbeat jump just slightly at the contact, showing how affected they are by you.

[shootingstarimagines]

imagine your f/o setting up a movie night! bed piled with pillows and blankets for you to bury yourselves in, your favorite popcorn and other snacks. and they let you pick the movie ;3

[sharpenedhatchets]

Reminder: Your f/os adore the parts of you that you're insecure about. Yes even the part you're thinking of now.

Doubles may interact (check pinned) 🖤 Pro/darkship DNI

[sharpenedhatchets]

Imagine: Laying on your fo, listening to their breaths and heartbeat while you enjoy their embrace.

Doubles may interact (check pinned) 🖤 Pro/darkship DNI

[lemonselfship]

Yes, inserting yourself into your favorite media, but also, having an au with your self ship in media your f/o isn't from

[violetjazz]

My favourite depressed short king 👑

[imaginary-selfships]

Imaginary Yume's Ask Game!

Hello, dreaming yumeshippers! I have made a few questions and corresponding emojis for you to answer!

Feel free to reblog this to your blogs to get asks in your ask boxes!

🌈 - How and when did you start yumeshipping?

💖 - Is your yumeship a selfship, oc x oc, or oc x canon?

😇 - Are you a sharing, selective sharing, non-sharing, or mirror-sharing yumeshipper?

🌙 - Is your f/o romantic, platonic, famillial, or queerplatonic?

👀 - What is your favorite thing(s) about your f/o?

🎵 - What song(s) do you associate with your yumeship?

🌠 - If you have multiple f/o's, who are your main f/o's?

🥀 - How do you feel about doubles? Are you comfortable with them or not?

💔 - Do you hate how the fandom and/or creator of your f/o's media treated your f/o? If so, why?

🎭 - Any headcanons you want to give to your f/o?

🍃 - Do you have content of your f/o (ex. ASMR roleplay audios, fanart, etc.)?

💘 - How do you feel about cc x cc ships of your f/o? Do you hate it or not?

💤 - Did you create your yumeship for fun or for comfort?

📸 - Share a favorite screenshot of your f/o from their source (if they have one)

proship/darkship dni!

divider credits: @sisterlucifergraphics

[oddlyspecificyume]

what would you do if your f/o said "i like who i am when i'm with you" completely out of nowhere on a tuesday

[luckieangel]

LET’S GO GROCERY SHOPPING ✦ SELFSHIP ASK GAME

🛒 a little selfship ask game for you all ❤︎ includes sfw and nsfw questions; minors do not interact

20 sfw questions, 10 nsfw questions, 1 bonus question

please answer in as much detail as you wish ( ◜ω◝و(و

to start off, grab a shopping cart and tell us ✦ who usually pushes the shopping cart? or would you prefer a grocery basket?

bananas ✦ what song are you two singing at karaoke?

apples ✦ what color represents you? what color represents them?

kiwi ✦ what’s your favorite thing about their face?

tomato ✦ what pet names do they use for you? what pet names do you use for them?

jalapeño ✦ what is your spice tolerance? what is theirs?

avocado ✦ what are you and your f/o eating post sex? are you/them cooking or ordering in?

carrots ✦ what is your ideal romantic getaway?

orchids ✦ do you keep flowers in your home?

cupcakes ✦ how does a baking session go in your household?

eggs ✦ how would you describe your relationship to others?

sugar ✦ what is something that you do (or say) that flusters them? and how do they fluster you?

butter ✦ how do they comfort you when you’re sad?

orange juice ✦ what does a saturday morning look like for you two?

bread ✦ what’s the softest thing they’ve ever said to you?

vitamin c ✦ where do they love to kiss you? where do you love to kiss them?

toothpaste ✦ what does a friday night look like for you two?

laundry detergent ✦ what do you smell like? what do they smell like?

shampoo ✦ do you two wash each other’s hair?

bandaids ✦ what is your aftercare like?

oh, no! you forgot to buy quite a few things . . . go back and get them (nsfw questions)!

eggplant ✦ how big are they? how thick are they? give us that dick analysis, if you so wish

yogurt ✦ where do they like to come?

cereal ✦ slow and sensual or fast and intense? does it depend on the time?

milk ✦ what do they do that has you coming the fastest?

chocolate chips ✦ what’s your favorite position? what’s theirs?

lotion ✦ how long can they go without touching you? and what do they do when they finally do touch you?

candle ✦ how do you two feel about recording in the bedroom?

tape ✦ what kinks are most involved in your bedroom?

laundry softener ✦ what turns them on the most? what turns you on the most?

body wash ✦ who usually makes the first move? how does it go from there?

ice cream ✦ talk about whatever is on your mind

🫐 thank you for playing — i hope you had boatloads of fun on this little grocery trip. please visit again!

[imaginary-selfships]

Imagine you and your f/o on a roadtrip. You set up the car and drove to the places you like to go.

Whether it will be an amusement park, a restaurant, a mall, or even at a beach!

Your f/o took photos of you into various attractions. You took a pose at a statue. You took a selfie with your f/o while you kissed their cheek. You and your f/o ordered a lot of food because you forgot to bring them before you went on a roadtrip. Probably because you were too excited.

But at the end of the roadtrip, your f/o held your hand and confesses to you. They tell you how much they love you so much and gave you a gentle kiss on the cheek. You smiled so brightly that you can't stop thinking of that moment.

proship/darkship dni!

divider credits: @sisterlucifergraphics

[hun-e-bee]

I love selfshippers who ship with popular characters

I love selfshippers who ship with unpopular characters

I love selfshippers who ship with characters literally no one has heard of

I love selfshippers who ship with ocs

I love selfshippers who ship with an alternative version of a character

I love selfshippers who ship with characters they kin

I love selfshippers who ship with characters with little known about them

I love selfshippers who ship with character concepts

I love selfshippers who ship with characters they've headcannoned so many things about to the point where they're basically a new character

I love selfshippers who ship with objects

I love selfshippers who ship with characters from dead fandoms

I love selfshippers who ship with characters with mass amounts of trauma

I love selfshippers who ship with characters they relate too

I love selfshippers who ship with characters they have nothing in common with

I love selfshippers who ship with weirdos

I love selfshippers who ship with characters no one likes

I love selfshippers!!!!!

[joyrideinspace]

Hubby and me <3

(nicked off of @starry-eyed-cosmo)

[rosesyumeship]

Shout out to the selfshippers/Yumeshippers who has an F/O that they keep in private.

Whether it's for personal reasons, crappy experiences or just because you just don't want to.

Just because you don't talk about them in public or post doesn't make the love any less valid. Maybe you just wanna express that love personally alone.

You just wanted to keep it to yourself and that's special as well ♡