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[diamond]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rosewater1997]

Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die

[notexactlycoping]

[oh-so-much-adhd]

When you’re in the middle of procrastinating and suddenly the Will to Work™ hits you

[c-bassmeow]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I CANNOT DEAL 

[teenscoolest]

[bpdgoner]

me: wow i actually don’t feel so bad maybe i’m getting better!

me 2 minutes later:

[skinnykookies]

Why is this so funny

[florencemachines]

(✿ ♥‿♥)

Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Bennet in Pride and Prejudice (2005)

[keybladesoras]

The cast of Game of Thrones at the Emmys!

[skinoutqueen]

phone: *rings*

me: no

[anxietyproblem]

[lena-luthor]

Pants?!

[travagliinteriori]

[sassbewitchedmyass]

So, I took my little puppies outside today for the first time and they’re so unbelievably brave while simultaneously being the biggest morons I’ve ever seen. I’ve decided to name every one of them Jaime Lannister.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Jaime Lannister #1 just ran head first into a tire, backed up, and did it again.

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Jaime Lannister #4 just tried to fight my 90lb lab.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Jaime Lannister #2 been laid out in the driveway for a straight 15 minutes. Thought he might be dead. Nope. He’s alive and drunk on sunlight.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

The puppy formally known as Jaime Lannister #5. She hasn’t done anything stupid so far. Just catching up on her beauty sleep.

Name changed to Brienne of Tarth.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Brienne of Tarth thinks the cat is her mother. I said “that not your moms, Bri. He’s a dude.” No reaction. Renamed Jaime Lannister #5

[sassbewitchedmyass]

You are so right, friend. Brienne of Tarth reinstated.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

How could I forget that doofus! So sorry #3! Jaime Lannister #3 ate a beetle after I yelled at him not to and then immediately proceeded to throw it back up. Beetle was still alive. JL #3 ate it again.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Behold, 4 dumbass Jaime Lannister’s and 1 Brienne of Tarth(middle puppy)

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Update: Today, Brienne of Tarth got stuck in a hole and didn’t know how to climb her way out of it and Jaime Lannister #1, forever the knight in shining armor, jumped into the hole after her!! Now, they’re both stuck. But they’re together.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Update: They like to sleep in the ‘bear pit’ now

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Update: Jaime Lannister #3 and Brienne like to sleep in the food bowl

The other Jaime Lannister’s prefer to nap on an old broom

[kamikaze-kumquat]

This is the only Game of Thrones content I will allow on my blog.

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[anxietyproblem]

[carlisle-the-daddy-cullen]

They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory