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[jpxfrdworld]

i wonder if any of the lost boys took david's offer and ran with it. all of the musical/movie half vampires in the lost boys universe display some level of hesitancy taking "the last step", but it seems like david isn't used to that hesitance.

was dwayne just like "right here? i bite right here? ok cool" or sth?? idk david just seems so shocked (esp in the musical) that nobody was taking his offer of immortality. did anyone ever entertain bro?

[jpxfrdworld]

yk what would be funny? a lost boys au where there really were no vampires in santa carla and the frog brothers + sam lowk just wreak havoc. it would be like in saiki k where kaidou would blame every misfortune to come his way on "the dark reunion".

i could imagine "the lost boys" entertaining the frog brothers + sam in order to make michael happy. for example, human david pretending to sleep upside down on the staircase railway of the emerson house trying to tease sam, and in doing so flirting w michael, but inadvertently falling over when the frogs run near him as they conveniently hold a crucifix.

or as "the lost boys" and michael bike around coronado bluff, marko falls off his bike chipping two of his teeth resulting in fang-like canines and getting concussed (where his headache can only be relieved in a dimly- lit area). the next time sam and the frog brothers see marko, dark circles form under his eyes and he winces as the lights turn on- revealing his chipped teeth.

maybe in this reality everyone would have lived happily ever after, but idk!

[jpxfrdworld]

the lost boys through lucy's perspective is actually ragebait. imagine being lucy- ur stressed that one of ur sons is going through it emotionally and to make matters worse he doesn't want to open up to you at all. your other son, on the other hand, humiliates you during your date night all for some fictional creature. your boss/situationship lowk roasts you for how you raised them. looking for a solution, your boss/situationship offers to be a "male figure in their life". you're thinking to yourself "oh nah that didn't work the first time- i'd probably do a better job myself", then the next words that come out of his mouth are that he will employ your sons.

now if i were lucy lowk i'd crash out. wym i want to give my sons a better life and my situationship/boss is not only roasting the way i've raised my sons, but suggesting that employment is the solution to all my problems.

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then to make matters worse it's then revealed to lucy that "employing her sons into the video max family" isn't actually giving them a job, but turning them into bloodsucking creatures after they sang that song about "no more monsters". are you serious right now.

[jpxfrdworld]

one thing thats so funny abt tlb musical is sam's delayed realization that the band might be vampires. if ur brother only hung out with one group of people for a bunch nights then all of a sudden turned into a vampire who else would be responsible 😭✌️