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[slave2beauty]

[earthporn]

[realmymelody]

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

[mideast-nrthafrica-cntrlasia-de]

[saraadianee]

remember when baby spice sang about wearing a condom

[itsnotthatfunnyisit-deactivated]

remember when it took me over a decade to realize what she was singing about

[aisvenus-deactivated20190828]

[russia-instagram]

[itsgringotts-blog]

#honestly i feel like this is such a beautiful metaphor for the trio #the way they wear their uniforms #you got hermione with everything in its rightful place #tie and cape fixed and all #you got harry whose uniform is a little messy and everything is a bit awkward #and then you got ron #nicely not giving a fuck

[hahaveryfunny-deactivated202109]

me: i really want to go and have a social life!

anxiety: 

[strongbowdarkfruit]

someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me

[baerga-deactivated20151010]

dont give canadians money

[sideshowgoth]

U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing

[fire-raising]

ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.

[battlersexual]

is canada even real

[twisted-oak]

the whole country is a fucking theme park

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i don’t understand what’s happening

[babyjessibug-deactivated2020080]

[v3nice]

Being an adult means realizing $1,000 is a lot to pay but so little to have.

[ig-ba]

[buttaxbutta]

[malamente1992]

[malamente1992]