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no . tweedle dee & tweedle dum do not rlly gaf abt the state of the world . theyve come together to spout a bunch of bullshit

#ants going to be hurling 90 mph drive by slurs at homosexuals now #lamelo is going to impregnate a car in its trunk then refuse to pay for its repairs #this is going to be nothing but bad for the environment

LMFAO

#like gazing lovingly into a beautiful art sculpture of a woman who does not gaf

ppl keep discovering this like it's breaking news, like yall.. we been known... ok... they are GAY!!!!

NOW WHERES MY HEATED RIVALRY??? i know it should be between Larry & magic but hell let's throw in the little evil gay person like that one show arcane

#some bttm men are bttms bcs they cannot handle the power of becoming a switch #they become evil #& they attract evil

caleb being so hyped to go against darryn & dgaf darryn just sits out , im crying

#everyone sees a nonchalant man in the nba & calls him kawhi #but whi has a nonchalance that isnt for the cool factor #hes just laid back even when happy which he can be #the intelligent laid back where theyre saving it up so they dont spend it all at once #darryn gives that #he said im gonna sit out voluntarily to try & avoid sitting out involuntarily one day #caleb & darryn are like two dif types of appreciating life #some fun rookies we have rn !!!#i want only the best for the both of them !!#caleb is so funny 🩵#dnp darryn #king #cwil #dgaf darryn

only one nutter butter ... two will kill him

#theyre too rich !!!!#i like a lil pb with something but it's too rich & proteiny to me #can only have my fill then im done !

WHAT IS HAPPENINF THIS OFF SEASON ??

this is genuinely the only reason that the entirety of golf's existence itself had to be created. So that Kyle show me that booty Lowry could wear tight ass khakis or idk maybe it's like , they call it smthing else in evil golf world, IDK!!! can wear these TIGHT ASS PANTS and show off HIS BIG BOOTY BEHIND ! for the WORLD! to be BLESSED WITH !!

#unfortunately no good deed goes unpunished so now we are stuck with golf as a sport .

i miss jaren.... i need pics of my bodacious babe RIGHT. NOW

the streets are starting to say maxey was sat sniffing his lips while watching vj play basketball bcs max just ate his bussy & can't wait for more like we need basketball back & badly , & NOT . on prime or some dumb shit. Give me public bliss again so i can hear even more wild shit for free. fascinating

#okay so no one said this actually

tyrese , are you proud of him? Tyrese. rese. are you proud. rese. Rese. tyrese, please. please, he needs it 😭😭 !!

#lil puppy guy #the generator

pg couldn't live his bottom beta who has an omega top fantasy bcs of his chronic attraction yet fear of girlbosses , & has decided to divorce the jays, who were also bottom beta for omega top

#the sixers realized their old men are too weak to fight anymore so they have turned them into bombs

evil alpha Corbin vs evil alpha sincere & evil omega kc who wants corbin . ....okay .

#notice how much more evil love island is when it's full of mentally ill men #this season has just felt so vile #i knewwww aniya would get done dirty. i just felt it from kc's intro. he is too immature #and that would make aniya want to get more immature to match him so she goes with him as the option instead of carl #& it's bitten her bad but .. unforch i think she would not have been happy otherwise with carl until she realized he rlly is not the one #mature women who sneak off to cry in private pls protect these women from immature ass men #theres an overflow of evil ass men on this season & im not fucking with it #like it's just evil like sincere insincerity #sincere lol #kc finally getting humbled and outed as a bttm is not even worth all the evil that has accumulated #like yaoi is not saving this season i fear. it is making it worse #zach and bryce yaoi i cant cheer 4 im afraid bc he keeps treating kayda so bad i will not celebrate yaoi at the expense of women's feelings #& bryce does not seem to take it srsly but zach does & it's getting uncomfortable to watch #bryce u are one of the few white men i will not kill for now #u know this season bad if im rooting for a man named bryce lmfaooo

😭😭 slay !!

Desmond voice, little buff trex arms straining so hard they bust a vein nut : now Kiss. my Pretty. Poly. People .

#can u tell im trying to cope with all these trades

they're bothering her abt tung tung sahur...

can yall smile or smthing like... damn

#HES EATING MAXEYS POPCORN #also i had nba popcorn and it was not even worth it #i didnt buy it so idc but also i do #why was it so ass..#maxey pls upgrade ur standards..

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