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Chrissy: Uh...I need help, but don't freak out.
Chrissy: There's no one home and I just tripped down the stairs...
Chrissy: I think I just twisted my ankle... Can you come help me?
Asami: Saying that makes me nervous
Asami:YOU FELL!!
Asami: I'm on my way, stay there.
Feeling like i’m gonna puke.
Technically Calum is going to be the designated babysitter, just imagine the Hemmings twins, Ashton’s baby and ours staying with Calum while we go have some fun. [ Laughs ] We’re gonna have to think of a cool names, like Michael is a sexy ass name, he’ll get around with the ladies [Jokes ] Because it makes us the coolest couple alive! And in all honesty I love when your hair is purple. What!? Not even washable dye? Or for Halloween? You’re not fun woman.
I know Calum would be an amazing babysitter, but with all the kids.. he’d go crazy. We need to have a normal name we’re not naming our kid something like North West. I want him to have normal name… You think Michael is a great name don’t you? Hey, my little man is gonna treat every lady right (she says laughing) Alive? Are you sure? NO! No dying the babies hair, stick to dying your own. Maybe for halloween but only then we will use hair spray and it will be the washable one. I’m not fun to you, i’m being the safe one you looney.
It is all worth it, trust me. True, I’m just hoping things continue going well between us. I wouldn’t want us ending up hating our guts because of the stress of being parents and being in the public eye. Oh c’mon, I’m just a angry lion that knows well how to attack. And that takes a lot of balls to do, to just go and be like “Hey, I’m dating him. Sorry? Sucks to suck.” He’s a close friend and since I was on tour with him before I came here, of course he found out about it. Just smacked some sense into him. You are going to be the strict parent and he’ll be the cool dad.
Ugh, i know i’m excited for it all. Everything will be alright it always seems to work out. Yeah it’s gonna be hard to be parents in the spot light, but if anyone can do it, it’s us. That i know, you really know how to fight. Oh don’t be that rude, but hey you’re a pretty girl what do you expect. Oh yeah i see how that makes sense, but don’t worry you can figure everything out. I hope not, i always hated strict parents, plus i don't wanna be made out to be the bad guy.
How about I buy you a jar to make up for it?
That would be great!
Tell me about it, crop tops are part of me. I mean I really don’t mind her freaking about my boyfriend, after all I’m the one that keeps his bed warm every night. Send her my way and we’ll see if she can handle my sass. I envy you and Michael because you guys just wen for it which is great. He send in some touchy lyrics the other day and is been really awkward around me, is there something wrong? That’s a lie! Give the poor child a chance!
When my normal shirts become crop tops is when i’ll cry because that’s when i’ll know that i’m really big. Ayy, that’s always the way to think. PLus you have the ultimate trophy, his babies. I don’t think anyone can handle your sass, i’d like to see her pathetic attempt. I mean we’re not perfect, but yeah we did just go for it. Touchy? Uh, does he know you’re pregnant? See even you said child, that’s what scares.
Tell me something I don’t know.
You’re a little confident there huh?
That’s a great idea.
We may have to tie him down and throw out his games, i think that’s the only resolution.
Nutella is real nasty, like. Tastes like proper rubbish…
i dont’ think i’ve ever met anybody who didn’t like Nutella. I honestly don’t know what to do with my life right now.
Oh no Calum ain’t touching my baby boy, I don’t want to have to break his bass because of it. [ Smiles at the girl in front of him] True, but nothing compares to my boy. I know you can’t and I feel so bad because of it. [ Michael kissed her softly ] Only four months to go baby girl, and then you can dye your hair back purple or gray and I can probably match you. Okay my priorities aren’t straight right now but love you much.
Haha don’t get so defensive, Calum can touch the baby. Don’t threaten his bass, he’ll kill you. (turns on the tv and flips through tons of channels) You are so proud of your little man and he isn’t even born yet. Don’t feel bad it’s not like you can help me.(she kissed him back smirking) You always want to have matching hair, and honestly purple sounds like an amazing choice. But there is one rule, no dying the babies hair! It’s okay, no one ever has all their priorities straight.
You’re not gonna get huge at all, but if it makes you feel better we could always do exercise together after giving birth. She needs more than a reality check and I’m not afraid to do so, if she ever decides to be cleaver and sends him nudes I’ll have to slap some bitch out. I should start doing that but I’m just a bit lost with all the mixed emotions we are getting right now, also there’s something sketchy about how Cody is been acting lately. Nah a kitten will help him take responsibility.
Yes, me and you are hitting the gym after we give birth because i want to go back to my old skinny self. I hope you do, she’s overstepped her limit multiple times. If she do me and you gonna kick her butt. Yeah relationships are hard and having the burden of keeping it secrets. Oh Cody, how has he been acting weird, he seems pretty chill to me. MICHAEL TAKING RESPONSIBILITY?? He’d be too fixated on the kitten than on the baby.
I’ve got two words for you: Nutella Tacos.
OH MY WORD, you are an absolute genius!
Taco Bell is better.
THAN NUTELLA??
He seriously needs an intervention on his video games.
I know, i suggest we invite him over for pizza and then have a serious conversation about it. Maybe offer him a cat?
In that case Calum is going to be really proud of it since he’ll finally have someone to share his passion for soccer. He’s just really excited to hear me [ follows her to the couch and sits on the floor, admiring her beauty ] You haven’t been able to sleep much lately, have you consider start taking some naps? He’s getting big now days but think about it four more months.
He probably will, our kid is gonna be kidnapped by Calum because of his amazing skills. A lot of people love to hear you (she laughs as she grabs his hand) I really don't sleep much, an i would be dying to take a nap. But i just can’t sleep. It’s still a long time to not sleep. Imma need you to buy me a teddy bear to hold as i sleep.
Ugh, is so annoying all I do is eat and all it grows is my belly. You know is bad when your jeans still fit perfectly fine. Exactly… Probably, don’t get me wrong I kind of feel bad for her right now and for the thousand girls who’s dreams got shattered but I couldn’t kept it a secret any longer…For a while it felt as if we were just friends or fuck buddies in a way… the tension was real. True, you should get Mikey a kitten in case he cries.
Ugh, the amount of food i eat is really bad, imma get huge. I am so jealous, i wish i still fit in my old jeans. Yeah i think she needed a reality check. You shouldn’t worry about how you hurt and how everyone feels, you need to do what makes you and Luke happy. I get how you’d feel that way, keeping a relationship a secret is a big task to undertake. I feel like a if he had a kitten he wouldn’t be able to do anything ever.
I don’t annoy her on purpose, but sometimes I just really get on her nerves. I’m just that kind of person. Good luck with that, and if you ever need me to come help you or anything because Michael doesn’t want to leave his man cave just give me a call and I’ll be right there.
I know you wouldn’t, don’t worry eventually we get on someone’s nerves. Yeah this should be interesting. I’ll definitely give you a call. Him and that ‘Man Cave’ i swear.
