The Words Between The Lines.

My Name is Jeff. I live in South Portland Maine and go to school for Communications and New Media. I play Magic the Gathering a lot and read those things are basically my life right now. I want to one day be a cinimatographer, but until then I am just enjoying the ride.

[vinebest]

[captainsensible]

i know i already reblogged this like 20 minutes ago but I think this is my favourite vine of all time.

[fawnete]

Visit Original Link

You will recognize it.

Trust me.

[lomadia]

This is glorious.

[margravinel-deactivated20201007]

I will always reblog this

[jestermolly]

MY FUCKING FACE WHEN I REALIZED WHAT SONG THEY’RE PLAYING.

[bigmammallama5]

THIS IS THE BEST OH MY GOD

[wishyroses]

I was like idk I don’t know it then I was like WAIT WHAT

[iraffiruse]

Frozach Submitted

[ewaneneollav]

“your son died?! oh my god! i’m so sorry. h.. how, if you don’t mind me asking?”

“he couldnt exhibit enough self control to not submerge his fucking head in a river of chocolate”

[idrawgeorge]

George Costanza (pen and pencil crayon)

[jabolka]

what the actual fuck

[tittytron]

I don’t even procrastinate anymore I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities

[nubbsgalore]

[nubbsgalore]

“i read somewhere that until you’re standing in the middle of nowhere, head in hands desperate to quit and go home, you’re just on vacation. after that, it’s a proper adventure.” so notes paul souders, who navigated the western coast of the hudson bay alone in his inflatable zodiac boat, “frustrated by poor charts, bad weather and my own meager maritime skills.“ 

say paul, "the distances were vast for a small boat like mine, and the immensity of the play sometimes turned oppressive. northern manitoba’s interior is a huge, flat forest, and the coastline is shallow and badly mapped. every time i left my ‘big’ boat, i reminded myself that if i screw up, i die. as careful as i was, i know in my heart that the arctic is too big, too empty and too cold to count on anyone coming to my rescue.”

“i was three weeks into the trip before i saw my first polar bears, and it was only after motoring more than 1500 nautical miles (2775 kilometres) and reaching the arctic circle. searching for polar bears out on the sea ice is insanely difficult. sea ice isn’t uniformly white [and] polar bears aren’t pure white either. in the warm light of the setting midnight sun, pretty much everything looks like a bear. 

"so it took a lot of patience and concentration to finally find one. …i kept a healthy distance for a long time, allowing her to relax a bit. the bears can swim for more than a hundred miles, for days at a time, but i tried very hard not to stress her. sowly her curiosity began to kick in, and …by sunset, she was swimming slowly beside me and i was able to lower my underwater camera housing right beside her.”

see also: the plight of canada’s polar bears

[lcanoutrunacentaur]

When you run with the higher lvls

[iraffiruse]

[theregoesjodariel]

Friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals you can:

JUST DO IT

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE

don’t let your dreams

be dreams

JUST

DO IT

[vine-gif-blog]

[powerwank]

i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb

[gameraboy]

Smashing a Lego Super Star Destroyer

[thecooltrashcat]

This is so satisfying

[mothbug-deactivated20200626]

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

[godzillaftw]

[jester-nene]

If vader got to raise Luke and Leia. Priceless

[thecooltrashcat]

Dad Vader is the best

[shrinkingsilk]

[ugly-bread]

Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

[dejong]

Current status.

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

giving your first blowjob like