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xoningbao ( not really ningning )

[mynorthernattitude]

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

[jstgvmchnc]

i have placed so many googly eyes in random places the last two days it makes me happy !

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[gummiehell]

[malykotek]

Me coming onto tumblr dot com ready to make another post nobody cares about

[jstgvmchnc]

i love being able to communicate with a friend with just a look but sometimes u can with a stranger too and i feel like that’s elite

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[please-be-nice-im-sensitivee]

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

[jstgvmchnc]

if u were viewing a home to buy and already knew there were weird neighbours and people obsessed with the place, whyyyy would u still buy it ?

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[jstgvmchnc]

why am i getting so many children or parenting posts suggested to me omg

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[jstgvmchnc]

tumblr on desktop changed and i am not a fan

[fungusamongusblg2]

[jstgvmchnc]

i would make a great pet cat the way i would just... swat things off ur tables and countertops

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats