My Terrible Diet

I’ve decided to chronicle all of the terrible things I put into my body throughout the year [and by that I mean, the things I eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner]. I’m including where I ate and who I ate with. Hell, I'm even taking pics of each ‘meal’ before I get at it - but don’t be disappointed when I miss a pic or two, I'm not very consistant. I'm also including the dollar amount I spend for each meal. I figured it'd be a good idea to see how much I spend on food over the course of the year. Admittedly, it's gonna be pretty damn high. As an added bonus [for all you drunkards], I’m including the types of alcohol I imbibe each day. However, the quantities will be omitted for the sake of maintaining my liver’s good reputation. Enjoy.

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Saw the Coma Roll on the Happy Hour menu and thought, this is either gonna be really good or really bad. And it was fantastic. My favorite thing on the menu. Coma Roll [Turkey Breast, Stuffing, and Mashed Potato in an Egg Roll with a side of Turkey Gravy and Cranberry Sauce], Chicken Wings [Gochujang Glaze], and Atomic Duck IPA When: Dinner Where: @secondchancestavern Who: Alone Amount Spent: $33.47 Amount Spent YTD: $8,580.11 #myterriblediet

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I tend to go with the same hummus each time, but I decided to try something new and this might be my favorite variety ever. It’s so good, even though it looks/sounds so boring. Mediterranean Herb Hummus with Baby Cut Carrots and Pretzel Crisps, Chef Salad with Chicken & Ham, and Fresh Watermelon When: Lunch Where: Home Who: Alone Amount Spent: $0.00 Amount Spent YTD: $8,546.64 #myterriblediet

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According to my local grocery store, these are now discontinued. They’re my favorite and they’re no longer gonna be available, so I bought eight of ‘em. @mariecallenders_ Cheesy Bacon Chicken When: Dinner Where: Home Who: Alone Amount Spent: $0.00 Amount Spent YTD: $8,546.64 #myterriblediet

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Went back to rice tonight. My original salmon companion. Salmon with Long Grain & Wild Rice When: Dinner Where: Home Who: Alone Amount Spent: $0.00 Amount Spent YTD: $8,546.64 #myterriblediet

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This was a pretty great lunch overall. Apple Walnut with Chicken Salad, Fresh Watermelon, and Ruffles Cheddar & Sour Cream Potato Chips When: Lunch Where: Home Who: Alone Amount Spent: $0.00 Amount Spent YTD: $8,546.64 #myterriblediet

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This salad is generally pretty good, but there’s always something a little weird about the taste of the tomatoes. BLT Salad with Chicken & Bacon, Greek Yogurt, and Ruffles Cheddar & Sour Cream Potato Chips When: Lunch Where: Home Who: Alone Amount Spent: $0.00 Amount Spent YTD: $8,546.64 #myterriblediet

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It’s been months since I’ve gotten these enchiladas. We used to get them all the time, but haven’t seen them recently and assumed Smith’s stopped making them. Turns out they just moved to a different part of the store. Fortunately, I happened upon them this evening and now I know where to look in the future. Spicy Tuna Roll and Green Enchiladas When: Dinner Where: Home Who: Alone Amount Spent: $119.47 Amount Spent YTD: $8,546.64 #myterriblediet

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Pretty sure this is the last thing in the house to eat. Guess that means I’m going shopping after work. Boston Market Sweet & Sour Chicken and Ruffles Cheddar & Sour Cream Potato Chips When: Lunch Where: Home Who: Alone Amount Spent: $0.00 Amount Spent YTD: $8,427.17 #myterriblediet

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I find it hard to believe that in all my years of eating these frozen pasta bags, I’ve never had this particular variety. Now that I’ve had it, I’ll definitely get it again. @bertolli_us Chicken Pesto & Penne When: Dinner Where: Home Who: Alone Amount Spent: $0.00 Amount Spent YTD: $8,427.17 #myterriblediet

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The Smashburger at Happy Hour was noticeably better than the one I got today, and it was $2 cheaper. Double Smashburger, Fries, and IPA When: Lunch Where: PT’s Gold Who: Alone Amount Spent: $16.66 Amount Spent YTD: $8,427.17 #myterriblediet

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I like when Lynn sautés pasta like this after boiling. Spinach & Cheese Tortelloni When: Dinner Where: Home Who: Lynn Amount Spent: $0.00 Amount Spent YTD: $8,410.51 #myterriblediet

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Well. That’s the last of this batch of pork. I still have a tenderloin that needs to be made this week and one in the freezer though. Garlic & Onion Seasoned Pork and Mashed Potatoes When: Lunch Where: Home Who: Alone Amount Spent: $0.00 Amount Spent YTD: $8,410.51 #myterriblediet

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Breakfast

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Amount Spent: $0.00 Amount Spent YTD: $8,410.51

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I thought I was going to have pork for the third night in a row, but Lynn suggested pizza instead. @screaminsicilian Supremus Maximus Pizza with @rooties.official Blue Cheese When: Dinner Where: Home Who: Lynn Amount Spent: $0.00 Amount Spent YTD: $8,410.51 #myterriblediet

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Still the best premade salad option. Apple Walnut with Chicken Salad and Ruffles Cheddar & Sour Cream Potato Chips When: Lunch Where: Home Who: Alone Amount Spent: $0.00 Amount Spent YTD: $8,410.51 #myterriblediet

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Breakfast

None

Amount Spent: $0.00 Amount Spent YTD: $8,410.51

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Crispy Crowns instead of Crispy Rounds because I went with Ore-Ida instead of the store brand. Garlic & Onion Seasoned Pork, Crispy Crowns, and IPA When: Dinner Where: Home Who: Alone Amount Spent: $0.00 Amount Spent YTD: $8,410.51 #myterriblediet