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@juana--flippa
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☆ roleplay blog for Juanaflippa on the QSMP
☆ muse uses she/they pronouns
☆ mod uses all pronouns
☆ mod is 18+, muse is a minor
☆ don't send any gross shit, mod blocks liberally
☆ most spanish will be google translated, feel free to correct me!
I think it'd be funny to have a character who keeps trying to break the fourth wall and failing
Dude's like "we can't do that, we don't have the budget this episode" but he's in a novel
Something stupid happens and he tries to stare directly into camera but he's fully looking the wrong way
I hope you are happy, where you are now
i m so happi. SOsos so happy : )
¡hola flippa! how have you been? :D
here have a poppy :] 💐 - @amapola-girl
Ah!! ¡Hola Tallulah!
Thank you for the poppy! I'll put it with the other flower you gave me :)
[The poppy is placed in a vase on the windowsill, next to another, slightly older poppy.]
I've been good!! Papá y mamá are trying out living together again, they say it's for my sake, but... I can tell they really do still care about each other.
been a while since I blogged! Hello everybody send me asks por favor <3
happy pride!
hashtag ptide!
happy ptide. cant be mean 2 me or flippa its a hatecrime meow
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HOMOSEXUAL
oh wait thats my post
happy ptide. cant be mean 2 me or flippa its a hatecrime meow
But mamá is gay too, right?
You can't be mean to mamá in June, papá! It's a hate crime!
Meow.
Mamá, where do you keep the ingredients..? I tried to make some guacamole but the pepper in the chest by the door gave me a tummy ache :( - @juana--flippa
“oh dios ella comio algo raro y se enfermo por eso,,,”
(intended translation: oh god she ate something weird and got sick from it)
Guardo toda la comida en los cofres cerca de la granja.
¿por qué? ¿Qué desea hacer?
(intended translation: I keep all the food in the chests near the farm. Why? What do you want to make?)
Me encanta el aguacate sobre una tostada, ¡así que quería probar el guacamole sobre una tostada!
Pero no pude encontrar nada más que pan, aguacate y unos polvos negros y rojos.
I thought they were black and red pepper, but I think I was wrong...
[Flippa pulls out her 'FEED' sign and waves it in the air.]
¿De verdad solo tienes pan y aguacate aquí?
"Ah Mami,,, la próxima vez pregúntame antes de intentar cocinar, ¿de acuerdo?"
"Tengo…principalmente pan y aguacate, sí."
(Intended translation: Next time ask me before you try cooking, okay? I have…mostly bread and avocado, yes.) Mariana taps his chin while debating what he should do. He looks around his house and then back to his daughter. "¿Todavía quieres probar el guacamole en tostadas?"
(Intended translation: Do you still want to try guacamole on toast?)
¡Sí sí mamá!
Sin embargo, ¿de dónde obtenemos otros alimentos?
Mariana hums, crouching down in front of Juanaflippa to speak to her.
"Podemos tomar del tío roier o del tío malo. Estoy seguro de que no les importará."
(Intended translation: We can take from uncle roier or uncle bad. I'm sure they won't mind.)
Hmm... Me pregunto quién estará menos molesto por esto.
[Flippa drops her 'FEED' sign and scampers in a circle for a few moments.]
Tío Roier already gets mad at papá for breaking in. Sr. Halo es probablemente la opción más segura.
"Paquito es mucho mas simpatico que tu tio Roier."
Mariana agreed, standing up.
"Okay! Let us go find Paquitos house."
(Intended translation: Paquito is much nicer than your uncle Roier.)
Okay!!
[Flippa rapidly switches between the 'FEED' sign and the 'CLEAN' sign before settling on her gun.]
¡Estoy lista, mamá!
Mamá, where do you keep the ingredients..? I tried to make some guacamole but the pepper in the chest by the door gave me a tummy ache :( - @juana--flippa
“oh dios ella comio algo raro y se enfermo por eso,,,”
(intended translation: oh god she ate something weird and got sick from it)
Guardo toda la comida en los cofres cerca de la granja.
¿por qué? ¿Qué desea hacer?
(intended translation: I keep all the food in the chests near the farm. Why? What do you want to make?)
Me encanta el aguacate sobre una tostada, ¡así que quería probar el guacamole sobre una tostada!
Pero no pude encontrar nada más que pan, aguacate y unos polvos negros y rojos.
I thought they were black and red pepper, but I think I was wrong...
[Flippa pulls out her 'FEED' sign and waves it in the air.]
¿De verdad solo tienes pan y aguacate aquí?
"Ah Mami,,, la próxima vez pregúntame antes de intentar cocinar, ¿de acuerdo?"
"Tengo…principalmente pan y aguacate, sí."
(Intended translation: Next time ask me before you try cooking, okay? I have…mostly bread and avocado, yes.) Mariana taps his chin while debating what he should do. He looks around his house and then back to his daughter. "¿Todavía quieres probar el guacamole en tostadas?"
(Intended translation: Do you still want to try guacamole on toast?)
¡Sí sí mamá!
Sin embargo, ¿de dónde obtenemos otros alimentos?
Mariana hums, crouching down in front of Juanaflippa to speak to her.
"Podemos tomar del tío roier o del tío malo. Estoy seguro de que no les importará."
(Intended translation: We can take from uncle roier or uncle bad. I'm sure they won't mind.)
Hmm... Me pregunto quién estará menos molesto por esto.
[Flippa drops her 'FEED' sign and scampers in a circle for a few moments.]
Tío Roier already gets mad at papá for breaking in. Sr. Halo es probablemente la opción más segura.
Mamá, where do you keep the ingredients..? I tried to make some guacamole but the pepper in the chest by the door gave me a tummy ache :( - @juana--flippa
“oh dios ella comio algo raro y se enfermo por eso,,,”
(intended translation: oh god she ate something weird and got sick from it)
Guardo toda la comida en los cofres cerca de la granja.
¿por qué? ¿Qué desea hacer?
(intended translation: I keep all the food in the chests near the farm. Why? What do you want to make?)
Me encanta el aguacate sobre una tostada, ¡así que quería probar el guacamole sobre una tostada!
Pero no pude encontrar nada más que pan, aguacate y unos polvos negros y rojos.
I thought they were black and red pepper, but I think I was wrong...
[Flippa pulls out her 'FEED' sign and waves it in the air.]
¿De verdad solo tienes pan y aguacate aquí?
"Ah Mami,,, la próxima vez pregúntame antes de intentar cocinar, ¿de acuerdo?"
"Tengo…principalmente pan y aguacate, sí."
(Intended translation: Next time ask me before you try cooking, okay? I have…mostly bread and avocado, yes.) Mariana taps his chin while debating what he should do. He looks around his house and then back to his daughter. "¿Todavía quieres probar el guacamole en tostadas?"
(Intended translation: Do you still want to try guacamole on toast?)
¡Sí sí mamá!
Sin embargo, ¿de dónde obtenemos otros alimentos?
Mamá, where do you keep the ingredients..? I tried to make some guacamole but the pepper in the chest by the door gave me a tummy ache :( - @juana--flippa
“oh dios ella comio algo raro y se enfermo por eso,,,”
(intended translation: oh god she ate something weird and got sick from it)
Guardo toda la comida en los cofres cerca de la granja.
¿por qué? ¿Qué desea hacer?
(intended translation: I keep all the food in the chests near the farm. Why? What do you want to make?)
Me encanta el aguacate sobre una tostada, ¡así que quería probar el guacamole sobre una tostada!
Pero no pude encontrar nada más que pan, aguacate y unos polvos negros y rojos.
I thought they were black and red pepper, but I think I was wrong...
[Flippa pulls out her 'FEED' sign and waves it in the air.]
¿De verdad solo tienes pan y aguacate aquí?
hate my wife god bles 🙏
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ok <3
I'm gonna try making guacamole toast like I was talking to chayanne about :}
I found some avocado and wheat, but the other ingredients might be hard to find... Mamá isn't much of a chef!
I didn't find any food other than avocados, but I found some seasonings. ¡Mira mira!
[An image of a cutting board. A pile of gunpowder and a pile of redstone dust are sitting neatly in the middle of it.]
Some black pepper and some cayenne! Everything is better with a bit of cayenne.
¡Es hora de empezar a cocinar!
Sorry I haven't given an update in a few days...
I ate the guacamole, and I don't think those were seasonings.
Me siento tan enferma...
I'm gonna try making guacamole toast like I was talking to chayanne about :}
I found some avocado and wheat, but the other ingredients might be hard to find... Mamá isn't much of a chef!
I didn't find any food other than avocados, but I found some seasonings. ¡Mira mira!
[An image of a cutting board. A pile of gunpowder and a pile of redstone dust are sitting neatly in the middle of it.]
Some black pepper and some cayenne! Everything is better with a bit of cayenne.
¡Es hora de empezar a cocinar!
SHES BACK FROM THE DEAD!, HOPEFULLY HER DADS ARE GOOD THIS TIME :DD
Long live Juanaflippa!! God that trial was crazy
Heaven is beautiful, thank you for everything
