jennifer’s body not realistic bc if i had a demon friend who killed dumb ass men for sustenance i would let her like we can work that out
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jennifer’s body not realistic bc if i had a demon friend who killed dumb ass men for sustenance i would let her like we can work that out
Bill: Listen, dude, I’ll always take care of you through this most unparalleled journey that is our lives
Ted: But babe, it’s a most totally non-triumphant task
Bill: Not to me, dude. Not if it’s you
Just an amazing 200 years old secretary cabinet
This porn was not tagged
Which Mystlike was this imported from?
(With sound off): Is this what people mean by ASMR?
(With sound on): No… no it is not.
it’s the cabinet of curiosity! somebody turn on Hex
jesus if you wanted to get all of the secret hidden items out of this thing you’d have to take it to the roof drop it off the edge and sift through the wreckage
anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep
I didn’t see anyone post these Cleopatra tweets yet, I have to do everything my damn self.
These had me in stitches.
“This is it, life will never be better, or sweeter than this.”
I should like. make a database of books recs that’s “So You’ve Been Reading YA For Years And Have No Idea How To Go About Finding Adult Fiction That Isn’t Boring As Shit”
who says you can't be pirates right now, my ship is called 123movies and rich fucks like bezos are equivalent of the british royal navy
Derry Girls is one of the few shows to accurately portray how truly fucking stupid teenagers are.
idk man the thing that sucks about not being really pretty is that no matter what you tell yourself and what your friends might say, you sort of always know that you’re just not. and i’m not talking about being stubborn and fishing for compliments, it’s just knowing that you’re not conventionally attractive, that people on the street won’t double-take when you pass by them, that people won’t be flustered trying to talk to you. and i know looks aren’t everything but damn it sure feels like it when you aren’t absolutely gorgeous
rawest fucking hozier lyrics in no particular order:
i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight
heat of her breath in my mouth; im alive
i’d be the choiceless hope in grief that drove him underground
idealism sits in prison, chivalry fell on his sword
and when the earth is trembling on some new beginning with the same sweet shock of when adam first came
every version of me dead and buried in the yard outside
the stench of the sea and the absence of green are the death of all things that are seen and unseen
if I was born as a blackthorn tree i’d wanna be felled by you, held by you, fuel the pyre of your enemies
some like to imagine the dark caress of someone else, I guess any thrill will do
before the wave hits, marveling at god; before he feels alone one final time and marries the sea
betray the moon as acolyte on first and fierce affirming sight
i have never known peace like the damp grass that yields to me, I have never known hunger like these insects that feast on me
screaming the name of a foreigner’s god; the purest expression of grief
sweet and right and merciful, i’m all but washed in the tide of her breathing
but you don’t know the hell you put me through; to have someone kiss the skin that crawls from you
so i try to talk refined for fear that you find out how i’m imagining you
my head was war, my skin was soaked, I called your name ‘til the fever broke
be still, my indelible friend, you are unbreaking
remember me, love, when i’m reborn as a shrike to your sharp and glorious thorn
This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact that this was posted by Taika himself on his Instagram account makes this 189x funnier
same energy
The Four Horsemen
why do people always ask me if I’m okay when I’m lying on the floor. yes I’m okay. I’m living my best life. can’t a girl just lie on the floor and stare blankly at the ceiling listening to 1970s Swedish pop sensation ABBA sing Waterloo. I’m having me time
When Mitski said: “I spent all my teen-age years being obsessed with beauty, and I’m very resentful about it and I’m very angry, I had so much intelligence and energy and drive, and instead of using that to study more, or instead of pursuing something or going out and learning about or changing the world, I directed all that fire inward, and burnt myself up.” I felt that.