Making the Earth Stop

...and watching people fly into space at 66484 mph. It's me! Mark! Wow!

[bogwatr]

Saw the most beautiful thing at Pride the other day

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

[pixellangel]

HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS

[pixellangel]

yes ive been waiting for my moment

[haaarpb]

……….. well!

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[red-berin]

Kyle Gordon's back

[inlandwest]

[oars-deactivated20250629]

girl are you sure???????????????

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[nyanletnest]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[jncos]

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[resident-idiot-simp]

[4etheri4n-deactivated20250726]

I can't stop watching this- it's been stuck on loop for 4 hours. Somebody- help me.