Judas

21 /\ shethey /\ angry pacifist obsessed with the stars. If you were put in my position, what would you have done?

[normal-horoscopes]

will this do? libgen is my friend but i dont know about this time

YES. the brill edition is thick as hell but extraordinarily comprehensive

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Have you guys seen the golden cow its pretty cool. probably even cooler than God

[judas0]

I don't know who needs to hear this but... ignore that thing on the wall and pay attention. its not here to hurt you but it hates being stared at, pretend its not there and you should be fine. if you ever find someone that can't see it crawling all over them you shouldn't tell them, even if they can see it they won't appreciate it.

[judas0]

face to the fire, we should take it higher

I'm reaching for the stars!

what's for the feast? did you bring the meat? honey? and wine?

when they sing thier song, we'll all be gone.

But we'll be back for the chorus!

so let's take a toast, cut open that roast, and toke with the ghost

[judas0]

factors to earn, so taciturn

too much to burn, will i ever learn?

victims of fear, creeping so near

why insincere, just follow me here.

we need to flee, stop the party

slip in the trees, but can you pay the fee?

[judas0]

time is not a when but a place. if you wish to travel in time you must find where exactly you would like to go. not only the place on earth (if here lies the place you desire) but the place where earth was when you would like to be.

to draw the whole of time and we would find that space is not so empty as it is full of winding helixes of swimming galaxies that cross the expanse of the cosmos

[judas0]

If you have visions!

be sure not to give any details to those that are involved, you might only speed up thier demise!

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

All zodiac signs are exactly the same

[judas0]

i walk around town with a 30ft aura of madness leaving a wake of the incomprehensible behind me. maybe i should turn it off every now and then, every time the authorities try to stop me they wind up singing beastie boys and playing hide and seek with stray cats

[normal-horoscopes]

WIZARD COUNCIL 2022 BANNED SPELL LIST

Greater Circle of Bind White Boy

Aura Lobotomy

Hail of Gnome Corpses

Transmute Blunt

Vengabeam

[judas0]

if i have all the ingredients to make the blunt, how would transmuting them into the blunt provoke a ban? what am i supposed to do if i wanna smoke a cat blunt? sit there and roll it for 3 hours? no thanks

[normal-horoscopes]

WIZARD COUNCIL 2022 BANNED SPELL LIST

Greater Circle of Bind White Boy

Aura Lobotomy

Hail of Gnome Corpses

Transmute Blunt

Vengabeam

[transarsonist]

How else am I supposed to wrangle my herd of white boys

[judas0]

you just use a couple Circle of Bind White Boy and skip out on the extra stacking benefits of additional White Boys you shaould still be able to move the herd

[judas0]

orion been levitating at night and starting to think i should like tell him or something. but when you walk into your brothers room and he's floating 4 feet off the bed and the tv(unplugged) is at full volume blasting the static ya just gotta call it a night, you know?

[judas0]

almost finished my 100% run for ancestors the human odessy and its taken like 40 hours holy shitt

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[judas0]

gotta say the "electric lemonade" four loko taste like an angry mikes hard. like i think this drink hates me. not satisfying

[judas0]

i take a sip of this bitch and take 1d4 damage

[judas0]

gotta say the "electric lemonade" four loko taste like an angry mikes hard. like i think this drink hates me. not satisfying

[just-shower-thoughts]

At some point, somebody saw yellow goo being guarded by dangerous insects and decided he must have that yellow goo