don't rattle my cage.

Jude Adonis Pace, though you can stick to God or that incredibly sexy one. I'm twenty four and hail from London, England originally but have been living in New York for the past several years of my life. Do people actually read these? I know I don't. I'm a very simple person. I don't put up with bullshit, nor do I indulge women in their pathetic fantasies that I actually enjoy spending time with them. I enjoy being by myself though I'll occasionally break routine for a romp or two. Well, occasionally happens a lot more often than not. I've been called cold hearted, a prick, a jackass, self centred, egotistical, womanising and a billion other things. As you can assume, they'd obviously done nothing to my complex which is of course, rightfully intact. As a parting note, if I'm drunk enough to hook up with you at any given point on this cruise, If we end up sleeping together, make sure you're out within the five minutes of climax, I hate small talk.

[jude-adonis-blog]

None of you kids are up right now?

What is this? No pathetic drama going down to provide second hand amusement? Where is Blondie? She's gotta be doing something wrong, right? What about Lopez? Stirring up trouble? There is literally nothing. What is this?

[prattprattprat-deactivated20181]

[jude-adonis-blog]

jeremiahwants50percentoffyou:

jude-adonis started following you

Well hello there. Are you another person on the cruise? I’m having a hard time keeping track of who’s who on here..

Probably the only person worth knowing on this cruise, but hello. 

[jude-adonis-blog]

Oh Miss Lopez.

[jude-adonis-blog]

satanlopez-:

jude-adonis:

Soaking your panties, or lack there of in anticipation, I get it. I can hardly blame you.

Well fuck. How’d you figure me out?

Wasn't that hard.

[jude-adonis-blog]

Oh Miss Lopez.

satanlopez- replied to your post: Guess who's back for round two?

I’ll try to contain my excitement.

Soaking your panties, or lack there of in anticipation, I get it. I can hardly blame you.

[jude-adonis-blog]

Guess who's back for round two?

[satanlopez--deactivated20111027]

I feel like I got ran over by a fucking truck.

[jude-adonis-blog]

satanlopez-:

jude-adonis:

Is that an offer?

I’m too sick to be horny. So, no.

Then it sounds to me like you've got no right telling me to shut my mouth. 

[satanlopez--deactivated20111027]

I feel like I got ran over by a fucking truck.

[jude-adonis-blog]

satanlopez-:

jude-adonis:

Sexist. You think so, do you? Thankfully I’ve never been one to take women seriously. I’ll just be over here, not moving.

 Just keep your damn mouth shut. Unless, of course, you’re gonna put that mouth to good use.

Is that an offer?

[tophotmen]

[sweetrpattzdreams]

[satanlopez--deactivated20111027]

I feel like I got ran over by a fucking truck.

[jude-adonis-blog]

satanlopez-:

jude-adonis:

If I had a penny for every time one of your kind was wrong. I’ve dealt with much worse, you might as well be a useless fluffy little kitten. Again… wrong. Whatever helps you sleep at night, sweetcheeks. 

 ‘Your kind?’ I don’t know if you’re being racist or sexist. Either way, I’m not amused. I recommend you just run off now and find someone in the mood for your shit.

Sexist. You think so, do you? Thankfully I've never been one to take women seriously. I'll just be over here, not moving.

[satanlopez--deactivated20111027]

I feel like I got ran over by a fucking truck.

[jude-adonis-blog]

keep-your-dignity:

jude-adonis:

satanlopez-:

jude-adonis:

Is there a specific object or thing you’d chose to be suffocated with or is that up to the person in question?

In all seriousness, what’s got you so chipper?

 Didn’t anyone teach you not to fuck with a pissed off Latina?

I just feel like shit. Virus or something - I don’t even know.

Pissed off Latina? Please, I’ve dealt with worse. If it makes you feel any better you don’t look that great either. 

Dude, fuck off, leave her alone. She looks fine. Don’t you have some underage girls to seduce or something?

Are you a Justin Bieber impersonator or are you aiming for the lesbian look? 

[satanlopez--deactivated20111027]

I feel like I got ran over by a fucking truck.

[jude-adonis-blog]

satanlopez-:

jude-adonis:

Pissed off Latina? Please, I’ve dealt with worse. If it makes you feel any better you don’t look that great either. 

 There is nothing worse than a pissed off Latina. Believe me. Cute, but I know I always look fucking fabulous. Don’t even try to lie.

If I had a penny for every time one of your kind was wrong. I've dealt with much worse, you might as well be a useless fluffy little kitten. Again... wrong. Whatever helps you sleep at night, sweetcheeks. 

[satanlopez--deactivated20111027]

I feel like I got ran over by a fucking truck.

[jude-adonis-blog]

satanlopez-:

jude-adonis:

Is there a specific object or thing you’d chose to be suffocated with or is that up to the person in question?

In all seriousness, what’s got you so chipper?

 Didn’t anyone teach you not to fuck with a pissed off Latina?

I just feel like shit. Virus or something - I don’t even know.

Pissed off Latina? Please, I've dealt with worse. If it makes you feel any better you don't look that great either. 

[satanlopez--deactivated20111027]

I feel like I got ran over by a fucking truck.

[jude-adonis-blog]

satanlopez-:

Feel free to sneak into my room and suffocate me.

Is there a specific object or thing you'd chose to be suffocated with or is that up to the person in question?

In all seriousness, what's got you so chipper?

[jude-adonis-blog]

You know who's not going to be killing theirself tomorrow?

[insanedreams-deactivated2016090]