hello gamers, smile

idk what I'm doing with this so yeah

[wizardarchetypes]

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

[luck-system-shenanigans]

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot 

[wcvconsensus]

in cow world, green onions are cigarettes

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[zipsunz]

oshikatsu afternoon 🎀✨

[normal-sane-era]

acting all humble like he wasn't just begging and crying for it

[targetedknowledge]

[charlesoberonn]

This one is for my fellow office workers

[headspace-hotel]

All working printers are alike because there's only one of them in the world at any given time

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[minormalady]

[nijyu7]

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

?

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[northirish]

For all we know the strong as fuck ice mummy could actually be a tender and gentle lover