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Being poked at by marvel brain is making me think of Elias and how much I love her and Steven's relationship

They're just two cuties being cuties together in the background of Marc and Layla's marital issues

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Soulmates body swap + doodles AU between Matt and Wade

Anything you write on your body gets transferred onto your soulmate (besides identifications like names and locations, those don't transfer) and If you ever meet your soulmate you'll wake up the next day in swapped bodies and have to find your way to them to finalize the bond

A nine year old Wade that takes comfort in the childish scribbles on his arm that suddenly appears one day in the middle of class. Finger tracing small squiggles and wonky ABCs while tuning out the sounds of the hellhole that is his home. Being forced to hide his uplifted mood, but not caring at all, because his soulmate puts so much effort into replying to all of Wade's messages. Left confused when one day Red (his soulmate's favorite color) stops writing, stops answering, but clearly isn't dead and just ignoring Wade

A three year old Matt who squeals in delight at the small swirls and stars that suddenly appear next to the lines he'd drawn on himself. Talks endlessly to his dad about all the cool drawings his soulmate gifts to Matt. Spending more time than expected of a small child practicing his letters, wanting to write, and respond, and understand his soulmate. Being too exhausted, too empty, to care about responding to Speedy's (his soulmate's instance of being the fastest on the field) worried chicken scratch

Matt assumes he's worried, but he's too drained to really care about that

It's hard to care about what people are writing down when he can't see and is in so much pain

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I wonder if anyone has done a Freaky Friday swap with Team Red

Wade –> Matt

A new first hand experience on why DD tells him to stfu every two seconds. Wow, this super hearing shit sucks, Wade gets it now..he's still going to annoy the fuck out of Matt, but he gets it now. Despite the new blindness, the worst part is sudden emptiness to his body, the wrongness, Wade gets concerning levels of body-dysphoria while in Matt's body

Matt –> Peter

Good news, Matt gets to see. Bad news, Matt gets to see through Peter's eyes. Going from blind to dial 11 on a good day is awful, and considering how freaked out he's going to be, it'll probably become overstimulation hell with a side of sticky. Like those cats that get a piece of paper stuck to their paw and go absolutely ape shit

Peter –> Wade

Peter, the most mobile of the group, is now going to contend with middle-aged man body + severe chronic pain within every micrometer of his being. His will power vs a third of his body weight being cancerous tumors that constantly die off then regen. And also cataracts, bc apparently the occasional glasses over the mask wasn't a bit, Wade actually fucking needs glasses

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I have concluded it is..

Matt: see no evil

Wade: hear no evil

Peter: speak no evil

Thank you for listening to my tedtalk

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Peter: y'know I should really get a building dropped on me again

Matt: again?

Peter yeah, once I got past the panic it was actually really nice

Matt: AGAIN???

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Team Red, watching Spider-Man interact with others: stop being so fucking nice and show them how crazy you are

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Others, watching how Deadpool interacts with Spider-Man: Stop being so fucking nice and show him how crazy you are

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Throw MCU Peter at NN!Deadpool

Not bc I think it'll go well

But because I think Holland!Peter would have a stroke and that's really funny

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I hate Irondad & Spiderson

I've tried, for YEARS, to like it bc it's the only thing people write in the Peter Parker tag, but I can't keep lying to myself

I fucking hate Irondad & Spiderson

Literally give Peter to anyone else

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Huckleabbot

Dennis doesn't make Jack take off his ring.

At some point later into the relationship Jack brings it up, worried that it makes Dennis uncomfortable seeing Jack cling on to the past while Dennis is right there

Dennis says no

The thought never crossed his mind. As far as Dennis knows, you don't stop loving someone just because they're dead, and Jack loves his wife

Hell, with the way Jack talks about her sometimes, Dennis might be falling a little in love with her too

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I like it, you're a genius, but it gives me an idea

Instead of an entire separate wedding band, Jack wears a ring enhancer that compliments the original ring while matching the ring Dennis wears

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Huckleabbot

Dennis doesn't make Jack take off his ring.

At some point later into the relationship Jack brings it up, worried that it makes Dennis uncomfortable seeing Jack cling on to the past while Dennis is right there

Dennis says no

The thought never crossed his mind. As far as Dennis knows, you don't stop loving someone just because they're dead, and Jack loves his wife

Hell, with the way Jack talks about her sometimes, Dennis might be falling a little in love with her too

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Thinking about choking on it crazy style despite him being gentle, spit and pre dripping down and making a mess

Thinking about how frustrating yet hot it would be to only take in half all while he's babbling apologies for being too big

Thinking about how flustered Duncan would be by making a show of swallowing his cum

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Mando: the human body is made up of trillions of nerves, and yet somehow

Mando, side-eyeing Aerion: not to name any names

Mando: some people manage to get on every single one of them

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Mando, picking up a wine carafe

Lyonel: oh! Coming to top us off are you? Good man!

Mando: No.

Lyonel, extremely confused: ...no?

Mando, sticking their straw in the carafe: no

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Lyonel: I got grazed today

Duncan: by the Seven! Are you okay, does it hurt??

Lyonel: Not at all

Mando, being a shit: so no need for him to kiss it better

Lyonel: it hurts so much

Lyonel: please

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Thinking about domestic mornings with Cobb

About waking up to his side of the bed empty, your partner being an early riser, but still radiating his body heat

About scooting over to press your head against his pillow, cozying up in his leftover warmth while inhaling his scent, nearly falling back to sleep until you're forced to leave bed when you hear Cobb swearing across the house

About taking a moment at the doorway of the dining room-kitchen to watch Cobb kick at the side of the finicky stove (that he's sworn over and over to getting it fix soon) trying to light the flame

About his startled jump as you hug him from behind, the apologies from his lips about waking you up being ignored as you velcro yourself to his back, leaving trails of light pecks across his shoulders and neck

About Cobb taking your sleepy silence in stride and telling you about his plans for the day, chattering on and on but his voice kept soft enough to keep from yanking you out of your comfy haze as he finally gets the stove to work

About Cobb carefully walking you to a chair and settling you down with a hot cup of caf/tea in hand as he moves back to the stove to make morning meal for the two of you, sipping from his own cup from time to time

About Cobb kissing you on the temple before you two separate for the day. He'll only make it a few steps away before turning around to kiss you on the cheek, then the lips, and then again on the lips a little deeper, not satisfied but finding strength to pull away knowing he'll see you again at mid meal

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Alternate version of Mando in Ashford Meadow is Mando in King's Landing

In which Mando ends up in King's Landing two weeks before Joffery's wedding and the only thing they know is that Joffery is a prick, and Pedro Pascal's character dies horrifically

Obviously Mando is a lot more fucked in this version as they have no friends here, but maybe if they save Oberyn they'll turn out okay-ish

Rule of thumb, alternative Pascals stick together (even if one of them is a delusional cosplayer)