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why on earth would anyone neuter greek/roman revival furniture by making it all fucking beige

#modern interior designers can't keep getting away with this #BEIGE WHITE INTERIORS TOO????? dont even bother calling yourself revival inspired.

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i didn’t know perez hilton was a stage name that he purposefully modelled after paris hilton’s real name i thought she just organically had an evil gay wario or something

wizardarchetypes

just saw a rly bad post get the thomas shelby meme stat

was trying to make a starzspartacus post but every single frame that I want to use for it has cock and balls out. which is fine except for the part where you cant have cock and balls or tits out on this site anymore, and theres a lot of cock and balls and tits out on starzspartacus

#sometimes there's even ass #this is actually the least sexy cock and balls scene possible they're dismembering bodies for disposal #intestines go into the ~guts bucket~

man they really will find each other no matter what

#LOOSELY BASED ON WAR OF THE ROSES??????

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translation is hard

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the opening line of the odyssey already has me debating between kanta kanako or suginli ko or if I can get a little cross cultural fuckery going on by referencing the trilogy of st lazarus, but that also requires another layer of translation in addition to thinking about the aenied. there aren't enough years on earth for that

#this sucks im done. i getting a coffee and doing something else #no actually i'll come back to this in a couple of years i have to figure out if i really want to spend time doing this LMAO #because if its a real project its like. bro you're gonna have to sign up for some kind of greek class. BUT. id rather be learning arabic #if i must be signing up for classes that will cost me money. one will satisfy personal curiosity. the other will be like. bweh

translation is hard

UGHHHH

#no i get it this one is extremely out of print. alas

here we go again

#anatomy of civilization voice: the instrument of subjugation is hierarchy #glad i went back to egypt bc its making reading ancient greek stuff less of a slog to get through #and ofc. other thoughts. whatever

forgot that a core element of yugioh is the egypt stuff. absolutely baffling lapse on the part of my memory.

#BAFFLING. since i know ive talked at length RECENTLY about the pharaoh and his high priest #but also LMAO. i was like. yes! card games! tournament arcs! rivalries!#AND EGYPT THAT'S A BIG PART OF IT. THE PHARAOH.#watching ep one and going OH WOW EGYPT LIKE IN MY BOOKS followed by 'how the fuck did i forget this'

translation is fun because on one hand, you can translate bunso to little bro. on the other hand, there's so much wrong with these two brothers specifically i think baby bro or even just baby is better and weirder. one of these guys was licking the corpse of a woman his half brother (who has been hijacked via haunting by the baby brother's biological dad) murdered. they're weird.

#like little bro makes them both seem sort of normal. the older half brother is in love with his dad's girlfriend and for some batshit reason #his dad is like. hm. no i DONT think i'll tell my son im dating you.#like wow flash back time to when you didn't talk to your wife and she had an affair with a serial murderer. do you really think running the #'i'll just tell them nothing' playbook on your son is going to go well. (it didn't! he's getting hijacked by the ghost of the guy who fucke #your wife!)#something else about how the father talks about the youngest son like he's a dog on a leash. and it's like. ough. you DO think that he's #the serial killer's son but because his mother was your wife you feel the need to force him to be in your image #a plan which was ruined by your eldest son. that you know is yours. because he left home and took his brother with him

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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

#legendary

pisshandkerchief

everyone's "well-adjusted" and "mentally healthy" until the "sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on

man

im thinking about how health care check ups in america are like a nightmare gauntlet designed to kill you if you don't have the time to fight an insurance company. meanwhile, elsewhere, in other places.

#GOD. i would hate so many experiences less if they gave you a snack afterwards. jesus christ #there's nothing i hate more than waiting in a waiting room for two hours while snackless.#im not like. trying to valorize other places or whatever. but the american healthcare system is designed to maximize corporate profit #which requires them to meet denial quotas. which Kills People. anyway. and im like. man.#IDK. i started feeling some kind of way after seeing complimentary meal as part of the service. god. GOD

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“Uma Thurman” by Fall Out Boy with every first beat removed

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you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.