JuiceBoxWizard

she/they Status Update: unemployed

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Let's all start reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid books in public so the general population knows that I'm reading it because Greg Heffley is always up to some hilarious antics and not because of my low lexile level.

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5.20.26

I went on a lovely walk today, and I'd like to talk about the walk because this is an interesting topic; I walked through the historic cemetery near my house. That sounds disrespectful and morbid at first, but in the right circumstances it is very rejuvenating. The deceased are long gone, and the landscaping is glorious, so it isn't as scary, I just feel a little bad for trotting around aimlessly listening to Violent Femmes.

I made dinner again today, kind of fumbled it because i don't know how to reduce a sauce apparently, but still okay. I also bought some bug repellent on my walk so I can sit comfortably on the porch and read my new book.

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5.19.26

I was so brave today and practiced riding a bike around the block and I learned that I don't know how to pedal at a normal speed. I was cranking those guys so hard that I had to lie down for an hour before I didn't feel like barfing.

My birthday is in two weeks so I made a pinterest board to remind me what things I like to do on my birthday, because it only comes once a year so I am sometimes forgetful. I don't have any particular birthday traditions, but maybe this year I'll make one up.

I also gave up on the book I was reading (because why make myself suffer) and watched some of the new bobs burgers episodes and made lemongrass shrimp for dinner.

[juiceboxwizard]

Bello I am waiting for a job or something else to do

I graduated on Saturday (yay me go me), but I have no real hobbies other than farting around on my laptop and my phone, so I decided I will post a schedule of what I do every day to make sure I am staying cool this summer.

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JFK deserved to get shot for how poorly his airport runs

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New peep the horror exhibit at the Montclair art museum

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My New Year’s resolution is to not listen to A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out so I can share my Spotify wrapped next year without Brendan Urine slapped on the front

[notcapableofbeingtheguy]

Every time Walt lies, it’s like

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#funnies

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CVS comin in clutch with the yerbs B) now I won’t kill myself

[ponyoisms]

i love my local cinema i love my local libraries i love the ice cream stands and the diners i love the restaurants and taverns and bars i love the corner store i love the city nearby i love the bookstores and used bookstores and bubble tea places i love the lake where i swim and i love the farms i bike past i love the big tree on my street i love love love my house i love my room i love my plants and books i love the train that goes by at night i love the yard sales and side of the road offerings and the thrift stores and antique stores i love the little free libraries and the pay what you can flower stands i love the farmers market and the deli i love the graveyards and the trees i can climb i love the sky and i love you :)

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My life is so hard

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If there are two things I hate in the world right now it’s Christmas and “Music for a Sushi Restaurant”. I think all influencers should perish.

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I wish trains were real so I could live through the polar express movie