If I ated Soap No I Did Not💖

Damn bitch you live like this???

[lan-do-osc-ar]

another video of lando and oscar moaning at each other. damn this car is never getting fixed

[zeroabsurdity]

hacked their chats y’all, this is true

[juicy-impostor]

I know Oscar has an honest heart because every other night I get flashed banged by the most objectively humiliating tweets or comments Osc wrote to or about Lando, all still up and free the public, no fucks given. I admire that.

Usually I’m shameless enough to stalk someone’s page and like their post from four years ago without a second thought, but look at this shit I need to step up my game:

[juicy-impostor]

I never TRULY understood the phrase “my brain is leaking out of my ears” until I was doing more than a thousand anki cards in a day, I genuinely can’t form a sentence right now. My underachieving ass is NOT built for this, I do NOT love the hustle.

[2008braziliangrandprix]

[oscarpiastrihq]

Instagram of Oscar: “A different kind of driving”

[juicy-impostor]

Is he fucking serious?? Oh my god is he actually trying to hit what the fuck ??? He has a goddess at home and he’s doing tricks like a dog for some fuck boy whoring himself out in Ibiza this cannot be real life

[deadpoets]

OSCAR PIASTRI + SNOOPY

[dogpuppy]

[frostedmagnolias]

A bias-cut sequinned tulle evening gown

early 1930s

Kerry Taylor Auctions

[violetsbookshelf]

Marianela Nuñez as Manon (The Royal Ballet, 2018)

[juicy-impostor]

Manon has the best pas de deux I’m not taking votes, which is why… if you fall in the weird sub-niche of loving Manon and weird freak F1 ships like Oscmark, BOY, DO I HAVE THE FIC REC FOR YOU!

[swanlake1998]

ronald perry and christina johnson photographed performing as the cavalier prince and sugar plum fairy in the nutcracker by angela taylor

[saycheeeese]

[judgemental-llama]

he was a fairy

[justsyyknow]

Oscar when it's FINALLY time to hunt down his cute little boyfriend and straight up eat him (he's been dreaming about this for a while 🙂‍↕️):

if you're also a freak who wants to watch that happen, I've got great news for you...

Chapter 44 of Weight of the Earth is up!

head on over to AO3 for your weekly appointment with the Horrors! or maybe not? guess we'll see...

[juicy-impostor]

Average WOTE reading experience this week:

[juicy-impostor]

You know, sometimes I remember that irl landoscar got just the weirdest vibe going on, I saw a post earlier mention it, but I got no clue as to why. It seems to me occasionally that the problem is that their dynamic has the makings/predeposition for a perfect marriage but not friendship??? It almost feels like mismatched untapped potential, or energy that neither of them have any interest in exploring. I mean this in a non RPF way.

As in, I couldn’t tell you that I’m convinced there’s actual attraction there, but that the ways in which they click are not suitable for what either of them are interested in or can pursue, the same way sometimes there’s someone that would be the perfect partner for you but you can only see them as a friend but reversed??? Idk if I’m making sense

They’re built for flirting and romance so they kinda suck at just like bantering like friends cause they’re not actually in love

[sassy-cass-16]

The Brave Knight, the Head’s Blight, and the Queen’s Delight

[duskroads]

Vanilla Extract