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mlekonya

oblivious

scorpy

moods

somecutething

An excitement boop!

smitethestate

Smol dog: Other dog?

Big baby: OTHER DOG? OTHER DOG OTHER DOG OTHER DOG OTHER DOG OTHER DOG OTHER DOG OTHER DOG OTHER DOG OTHER DOG OTHER DOG OTHER DOG OTHER DOG

drugssexparadise

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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.

moonblossom

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

cersei-the-truth-bombardier

[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

cashiers-czech-hunter

I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.

sophie531896273240810891

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

nothingbutcrows-blog

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the party boy

chefpyro

my cat: *grabs my hand the same way felines in the wild use to snap their prey’s neck*

me: aww. you think you can kill me? fool. you are far too weak to challenge me. i love you

pancakeke

remember when discord first got big and some people on Tumblr tried to claim certain users had elitist private servers when in reality those discords were just personal friend group chats

pancakeke

LMAOOOO

pintofpine

itshardtoactnormal-blog

I can’t believe people are mad about a 16-year-old girl wanting the earth to get better

bisquid

Also -

What is she supposed to do, motherfucker? Teleport?? Spontaneously develop the ability to fly unaided?

Not to mention the fact that THERE IS NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM

It doesn’t matter how committed you are to fixing the climate you still have to fuckin eat

bungleboobs

Corporations do more harm in one hour than any singular human could do in their whole life.

holisticfansstuff

abpoli

ignescent

Reblogging for that last line “Participating in the world as it is does not disqualify you from trying to improve it.”

smiles-advice

Be your full and complete self. Don’t censor parts of who you are to please anyone.

lizardywizard

But now I’m wondering how all these facial recognition algorithms we’re coming up with now are going to take to the Bright New Transhumanist Future

Like, okay, we know Google can recognise dogs. But what about stranger things? Is anyone training these things on lizards?

Imagine basilisks specifically designed to crash these algorithms: abstract-blocks-of-black-and-white-for-heads that, like the QR codes of old, carry a hidden message in their patterning, only it’s a payload, a virus that shreds the system of anyone who tries to capture it on camera, the natural evolution of anti-face-detection camouflage. Imagine things that don’t even have faces, that don’t have an equivalent and easily-cataloguable part; people who deliberately wear mass-produced, identical android bodies, the Guy Fawkes masks of the future.

mugasofer

It’s a thing! Turns out, people would rather not look stupid than not be caught by facial recognition.

wirehead-wannabe

Somehow they look exactly like you would expect cyperpunk protagonists trying to avoid detection by facial recognition software to look.

charleypollard

hillarious dystopian future fashion finally makes sense. or, all scene kids will survive

fire-is-her-water

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

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corvigae

What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!

fire-is-her-water

I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D

She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:

Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”

I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.

New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night: