[the-adversary-within]

We shoud reinstitute duelling to the death for a woman's attention.

[jujuubee]

well, i got a new job

[vee-dmsr]

[ot3-old]

i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet.

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[lyouve]

If they miss you they will find a way to reach you

[jujuubee]

really want fangs :(

[thoughtkick]

“You cannot make everyone think and feel as deeply as you do. This is your tragedy … because you understand them, and they do not understand you.”

— Daniel Saint

[angelexile]

need someone to baby me or i will die

[billiuspendragon]

Okay, fine, I'll say it. I'll speak my mind. Meow meow meow meow meow.

[mrsterlingeverything]

All delighted people... get those fucking cocks out... its friday...

[tomhoppusdelonge]

not now kitten. daddy is falling victim to the spiral of existential dread that comes with being the working class

[princefable]

am i too soft ?

[kaikartel]

people know exactly what their doing and why

[puyopuyo]

sorry man, i just looked that movie up on doestheantdie.com and...let's just watch something else, ok?

[tomhoppusdelonge]

think of me when u pee

[tranquilovos]