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I wanna punch AI in the face.

#STOP giving me FUCKING AI reference photos!#Just fucking STOP IT.

I know it'll never happen, but god I wish they would make a third Pokemon Snap. Such a fun game.

#Pokemon Snap was my childhood #I've been playing the second one recently and it is SO GOOD.

ankle-beez

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#Sailor Jupiter will for SURE protect me from Sesame Street's Big Bird.

pmamtraveller

By Daniel Arthur

derinthescarletpescatarian

Why am I getting friggin t erfs in my feed?Tumblr what the actual fuck are you doing?

#what the fuck makes you think I want to see that bullshit?#am I accidentally following a ter f???#if so you need to reveal yourself so I can unfollow the hell out of you.

thememedaddy

Almost done with this one I think. Maybe another hour or two of detailing?

#I'm in love with this canvas shape tbh #this was fun to paint

vonlipwig

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.