Open Up My Mind

[juleznotjulia]

Goodbye

I've left Tumblr. I didn't mean for this to happen; my life just got in the way. Goodbye all you people. Thanks for sticking by me all this time.

[primaryimpulse-deactivated20150]

Bismuth Geode

Or a cyborg egg hatching. You decide. 

[deeperdream]

Cyborg egg! I bet our new overlords are gonna be ADORABLE.

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

babies are so dumb they can’t even do basic calculus 

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]

Best business card ever.

[jeahfeelyou]

[mandopony]

THIS IS PERFECT

[idea-lab]

[buzzfeed]

If God doesn’t exist, then who made all these chicken nuggets into these shapes? Checkmate, Atheists. 

[fairy-wren]

[relatedworlds-deactivated201402]

#look at this motherfucking bird #it’s keeping itself in the air by the sheer power of its ANGER

[orangemoth]

That’s the song of hate in his heart

[gokuma]

my mood today

[sans-is-vertebae-oldblog-blog]

nyoom

[juleznotjulia]

every time I log on, one more follower is gone.

[larvitarr]

[death-by-lulz]

lameborghini:

team rocket throwin down some mad shade

[wheelcher]

[radroach1994-deactivated2019082]

i thought i was too sad to laugh at this again but nope i still love this

[autosage]

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

"i don’t have much to say"

(shrug with a smile)

"i like listening"

(with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

[veryraresecrete-deactivated2014]

[epic-humor]

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[juleznotjulia]

When a girl says she has experimented with girls, that does not necessarily mean she’s bi. She may just be an evil scientist.

[ghrtuyf]

 in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old

[soft-raining]

i misread this too

[cschaplin]

[astranaut]

#i knew i would eventually find a use for that picture

[darylfranz]

[epic-humor]

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[tastefullyoffensive]

People Having Fun With Statues (Part 1) [via] Previously: Funny Sandwich Board Signs

[calins]

people like this give me so much hope