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This update is fucked. Iâm posting this primarily for sex workers who are going to be majorly at risk because of this bullshit, but honestly, I would suggest everyone turn on ghost mode or just delete the app.
weâve been watching too much food network at my house lately. i made a thing
Reblog this if your blog is a safe haven for ALL non-white, disabled, trans, queer, and/or women, and your ask box is open to anyone who needs it tonight, or anytime, for the next few years.
As far as I can tell you're a hetero white guy. After you're done fawning and pandering to impress the feminists do you really think they'll be there for you and support your work?
Youâre assuming that I support women as a way to suck up to them instead of behaving a particular way because I think itâs morally correct.
Storytelling is about empathy. Itâs about understanding and communicating the emotions, motivations, and actions of people who arenât just me.
Being kind isnât a âtit for tatâ scenario.
Being fair isnât just so I can get things from people later on.
Iâm more optimistic online and donât post every negative thought that comes into my head, but overall I try to be the same forthright person online that I am in person because thatâs what I believe in.
Iâm not âfawning and panderingâ. Iâm just doing what I think is right.
Consider this an #inktober piece ;) #girl #art #artistsoninstagram #silhouette #octopus #drawing #ink
A girl and her octopus, a match made in heaven.
The Essential People You Need On Your Team if You Are Pulling A Heist
The Essential People You Need On Your Crew If You Are Pulling a Heist
In order to pull off a proper heist, you need the proper crew. There are some essential characters, each with their own strengths that will come into play during the planning and execution of âthe jobâ, though keep in mind that many of the following can be combined. Depending on the type of job youâre pulling, you may need additional members, for example, if pulling an art or jewel heist, you will obviously need someone who is able to recreate the original in stunning detail. However, no matter what, each heist needs these core players.
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Twilight series theory - Twilight as a tragedy rather than a romance.
now who wants to write fanfiction emphasizing this point
This was so good oh my god. Iâm actually so tired of people hailing Twilight as a love story and this was the most accurate thing Iâve ever read on the matter.
omg i really want this mixed with actual gore and horror
from a post on reddit:
Letâs put problems with spelling, grammar, narrative flow, plot structure, etc. aside and just look at the story and, in particular, the character arc of Bella Swan.
At the beginning of the story, she is moving from Arizona to Washington on her own volition - she has decided to give her mother and her step-father some time and space and to spend some time with her father. At this point in the story, she is, admittedly, a bit of a Mary Sue, but an endearing one. She is sensitive to the needs of others (moves to Alaska for her Momâs sake, helps her Dad around the house, is understanding and tries to give the benefit of the doubt even when the other students are somewhat cruel to her when she first arrives), clumsy, out-of-sorts, and a little insecure. Sheâs not a girly-girl or a cheerleader type, doesnât get caught up in the typical sorts of high school behavior, and in general functions as an independent person.
Itâs worth noting that if Tylerâs van had smashed her, she would have (at that point) died as a fairly well-rounded, empathetic individual. We certainly wouldnât say she died in need of redemption, at any rate. Instead, Edward âsavesâ her - and this supernatural âsalvationâ marks the beginning of a journey that ultimately destroys her.
As she gets more entangled with Edward, she becomes less and less independent, more and more selfish. She is accepting of his abusive behavior (stalking her on trips with her friends, removing parts from her car so that she canât go see Jacob, creeping into her window at night, emotional manipulation) to the point that when he completely abandons her (walking out on the trust and commitment theyâve built together, in spite of having vowed to remain with her no matter what), she is willing to take him back. Edward is clearly entirely morally bankrupt.
Her father, Charlie Swan, is sort of the Jimminy Cricket of the story. His intuition is a proxy for the readerâs intuition, and heâs generally right. He doesnât like Edward, because he can sense the truth - not that Edward is a vampire, that doesnât matter in particular - but that Edward is devoid of anything approximating a âsoulâ (for those strict secularists, you could just say Charlie can see that Edward is a terrible person). Bella is warned by numerous people and events throughout the course of the story that she is actively pursuing her own destruction - but sheâs so dependent on Edward and caught up in the idea of the romance that she refuses to see the situation for what it is. Charlie tells her Edward is bad news. Edward tells her that he believes he is damned, and devoid of a soul. He further tells her that making her like him is the most selfish thing he will ever do. Jacob warns her numerous times that Edward is a threat to her life and well-being. She even has examples of other women who have become involved with monsters - Emily Young bears severe and permanent facial disfigurement due to her entanglement with Sam Uley.
Her downward spiral continues when, in New Moon, she turns around and treats her father precisely as Edward has treated her - abandoning him after suffering an obvious and extended severe bout of depression, leaving him to worry that she is dead for several days. She had been emotionally absent for a period of months before that anyhow. Charlie Swan is traumatized by this event, and never quite recovers thereafter. (He is continuously suspicous of nearly everyone Bella interacts with from that point on, worries about her frequently, and seems generally less happy.)
Her refusal to break her codependence with Edward eventually leads them to selfishly endanger Carlisleâs entire clan when the Volturi threaten (and then attempt) to wipe them out for their interaction with her - so she is at this point in the story willing to put lives on both sides of the line (her family and the Cullens) at risk in favor of this abusive relationship. Just like in a real abusive relationship, she is isolated or isolates herself from nearly everyone in her life - for their safety, she believes.
Ultimately, she marries Edward, submitting to mundane domesticity and an abusive relationship - voluntarily giving up her independence in favor of fulfilling Edwardâs idea of her appropriate role. Her pregnancy - which in the real world would bind her to the father of her children irrevocably (if only through the legal system or through having to answer the kidâs questions about their paternity) - completely destroys her body. The baby drains her of every resource in her body (she becomes sickly, skeletal, and unhealthy) and ultimately snaps her spine during labor. Her physical destruction tracks with and mirrors her moral and psychological destruction - both are the product of seeds that she allowed Edward to plant inside her through her failure to be independent.
Ultimately, to âsaveâ her (thereâs that salvation again), Edward shoots venom directly into her heart. Let me repeat that for emphasis: The climax of the entire series is when Edward injects venom directly into Bella Swanâs heart.
Whatever wakes up in that room, it ainât Bella.
Iâll refer to the vampire as Bella Cullen, the human as Bella Swan.
Bella Swan was clumsy.
Bella Cullen is the most graceful of all the vampires.
Bella Swan was physically weak and frequently needed protection.
Bella Cullen is among the strongest and most warlike of the vampires, standing essentially on her own against a clan that has ruled the world for centuries.
Bella Swan was empathetic to the needs of others before she met Edward.
Bella Cullen pursues two innocent human hikers through a forest, intent on ripping them to pieces to satisfy her bloodlust - and stops only because Edward calls out to her. Not because she perceives murder as wrong. (Breaking Dawn, p.417). She also attempts to kill Jacob and breaks Sethâs shoulder because she didnât approve of what Jacob nicknamed her daughter (Breaking dawn, p.452). She no longer has morals .
Bella Swan was fairly modest and earnest.
Bella Cullen uses her sex appeal to manipulate innocent people and extract information from them (pp.638 - 461) - she does so in order to get in touch with J. Jenks.
In short, her entire identity - everything that made her who she was - has been erased.
This is powerfully underscored on p. 506, when Charlie Swan (remember, the conscience of the story) sees his own daughter for the first time after her transformation:
âCharlieâs blank expression told me how off my voice was. His eyes zeroed in on me and widened.
Shock. Disbelief. Pain. Loss. Fear. Anger. Suspicion. More pain.â
He goes through the entire grieving process right there - because at that moment, he recognizes what so many readers donât - Bella Swan is dead.
The most tragic part of the whole story is that this empty shell of a person - which at this point is nothing more than a frozen echo of Bella, twisted and destroyed as she is by her codependence with Edward, fails to see what has happened to her. She ends the story in denial - empty, annihilated, and having learned nothing.
holy shit
Because why not?
Herald: Lovecraft & Tesla - The Savage Worlds Tabletop RPG
Finished up this piece for one our party members. Jinx the gnome Arcane Trickster atop her mighty steed, Ilya the Paladin.
This is amazing. Just saying.
There should be a DM award. A D-Emmy. I donât need to win, I just want to be nominated.
The DM (via oocmystara)
The Mad Tricksterâs Keep
Chapter One
âAre you insane?â
Demi delivered the question in a conversational tone, but her arms were crossed tightly over her chest. She frowned at the gnome sitting across the table from her, idly sipping a mug of coffee that had been liberally laced with whiskey.
Jinx shrugged and took another sip. âIâm a gnome and a rogue â and an arcane trickster at that. Of course Iâm insane. Doesnât mean it isnât a good idea.â
âA good idea?â Demi slammed her palms flat on the table. âYou want to set up some grand experiment and breed people for your amusement. All right here in your fancy keep. Iâm pretty sure thatâs the opposite of a good idea.â
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MARY FUCKING SHELLEY.  âoh, iâm a nineteen year old female in a world where females are basically valued only as mothers, grieving over the loss of my child, disowned by my father, in dire financial straights, stuck in a country thatâs not my own, ignored and cheated on by my husband, and belittled by my husbandâs friends?  how am i going to deal with this?  WHY DONâT I COMPLETELY CHANGE THE RULES OF LITERATURE, MOTHERFUCKERS?  AND WHILE IâM AT IT, IâLL SIMULTANEOUSLY INVENT AN ENTIRE NEW GENRE, AND WRITE THE FIRST NON-RELIGIOUS CREATION MYTH.â
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
loki: blinks
tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.