dig me out

marisa/ny/21 (she/they) buy be the cowboy on itunes now

[shakespork]

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

[shakespork]

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

[coughloop]

[keatonpatti]

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

guy inspecting my bag at the airport: hmm, this bag is full of stupid garbage… looks like the owner is a dumb shitass too. arrested.

[turing-tested]

im so fucking distraught someone came into my wendys and asked they could use their own cup and i said yes and he filled a ziplock bag full of coke! i hate working fast food!!! what the fuck!!

[coughloop]

[julian2006]

i cant figure out how to check my asks. glad to see this app is still a nightmare

[1995lahaine]

anne hathaway PLEASE unlock your mind’s potential… do a lesbian movie… PLEASE

[julian2006]

can somebody bring me up to date on any drama that has happened in my absence......has there been another callout post on the scale of stealing human bones or sixpenceeeex30 havinf child servants.........

[elliewilliams]

in case yall are curious to how prevalent ellies sexuality will be in the game:

article 1 || article 2

[linenoise-deactivated20200210]

Legitimately hyped that a AAA game studio actually said ‘yes, our protagonist is a lesbian.’

[julian2006]

hello everybody im still here. this is brian ripping off his jacket that he hates

[old-friends-fan-page]

Fair winds and following seas Captain :(

[nezumichan]

:(

[mjalti]

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

[yungsquidward]

[130186]

Vivienne Westwood S/S 2011

[vorillaz]

[polyphonicchant-deactivated2020]

LMAOOOO what the fuck i’m here 

look @julian2006 it’s us!!