yung squidward

hi im connor and im the guy who just ate all your eggs and i don't even like eggs | avatar by @johndaguerra

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[louderthanthedj]

A video!!! I still don’t know what Timesplitters is about

[jame7t]

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

[cryptotheism]

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

[jame7t]

do not trauma dump on my posts please

[yungsquidward]

Visit Original Link

[feisar]

[pansyfemme]

whatever.

[pansyfemme]

i dont caaaaaare

[pansyfemme]

google search how to make someone explode

[happymeals27]

[pussyandpetrichor]

[sloppystyle]

[roaches-inthecereal]

[uwuinhell]

[cart-a-hearts]

Saruman tuning into the Merry and Pippin show

[internetbynight]

[xvisualtreasure08x]

[gar-wafflez]

@lesserknownwaifus

[cannibalcaprine2]

behold my family heirloom: extremely fragile keep reading button, please dont click it, it WILL shatter

whats your fucking problem

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

welcome... to Nothing Park

[meow-moment]

"You have a T-Rex?"

"No."

[pardonmystardust]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[sillysayaka]

you didn't do it. you crazy son of a bitch you didn't do it

[highdrainjah]

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they should, that they didn't stop to think if they could"

[noodlesinbroth]

Happy lunar new year everyone! Wishing you peace, prosperity, health, happiness, and more money in your pockets! 🧧🧧

[pisswizrd]

mine is faster lol

[femboy-c-cups]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Reading hitchikers guide for the first time was really funny because it was like ohhhh THIS the writing that every unfunny nerd has been trying to emulate from like ‘00-‘12 . But good.

[milkchuggs]