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Julian Tanner (JT) | 21 | Psychology Major Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, "I'm not gonna make it." But you laugh inside —remembering all the times you've felt that way.

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imessage: violet  hill

Violet: It was Club Penguin if I recall correctly?

Julian: Y'know.. you're even better than google.

Julian: You're going places, kid.

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imessage: rory gilmore

Rory: it's way too fucking late for this shit

Rory: go to bed 😝

Julian: CLUB PENGUIN! HA. FOUND IT.

Julian: Hop on and let's look for some hunnies together.

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imessage: DONT TEXT HER!

Luna: should have stuck to the sims tbh

Luna: ofc i remembered

Luna: how are you?

Julian: lol

Julian: I'm good.

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imessage: mandy moore

Tj: The little guy, you mean?

Tj: AHAHA you're getting awfully defensive about this.

Tj: Ew. One that doesn't evolve into a butterfly, unfortunately.

Julian: Do I need to snap a pic of my dick to you?

Julian: God, I just wanted to talk about some damn penguins. 😂

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imessage: caramel

Carmen: I do too

Carmen:.......

Carmen: Practically all the time

Julian: Point made.

Julian: On the bright side, you fit the schoolgirl fetish perfectly.

Julian: And you'll look banging in your 50s while other girls look like they've already died and been buried.

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imessage: blake lively

Blake: CLUB FUCKING PENGUIN

Blake: That game was the shit, fuck anyone who says otherwise

Blake: was that too much excitement?

Julian: I wish I was half as excited as you are for club penguin for pretty much anything.

Julian: Wasn't too much if you were going for that "coked up" feel.

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imessage: mandy moore

Tj: Calm down, little guy.😉

Tj: You're the one that called it little. Not me.

Tj: The proofs in the text messages, bro.

Julian: Technically the proof is in my pants.

Julian: As my reputation precedes me, it is definitely not little.

Julian: It does kinda look like a caterpillar though, I'll give you that.

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imessage: caramel

Carmen: Am not so shush your face

Carmen: I do not! I don't look that young!

Julian: You don't even believe that.

Julian: Be honest, what percent of the time are you carded for 18 and over locations?

Julian: I'll wait.

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imessage: felicity smoak

Felicity: Yeah, yeah, I see what ya mean

Julian: You're sweet for playing along.

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imessage: mandy moore

Tj: AHAHA looks like your dick IS stopping you this time.

Tj: New name in my phone for you. "Little Guy"

Tj: With a little caterpillar emoji at the end. 🐛

Julian: I will destroy everything you love.

Julian: Which means I'll pretty much just have to destroy you.

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imessage: caramel

Carmen: Club Penguin. That was my shit when I was a teen

Julian: Aren't you still a teen?

Julian: Car, you still look like you're 16. C'mon, just tell us all the truth already. We'll still hang out with you.

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imessage: felicity smoak

Felicity: I haven't played it in forever!

Julian: It's pretty lit as far as penguin games go.

Julian: It's got tough competition, y'know?

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imessage: kanye wes

Wes: i'm not sad

Wes: why haven't you eaten? eating is good for you, i checked!!

Julian: You actually had to look up whether or not eating was beneficial?

Julian: ....