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julien  solomita  meme  003:   trying  celebrity  alcohol  (ft.  jason  sulli) .       feel  free  to  change  them  up  as  you  see  fit !    *cw  for  language

“ooh boy.” “what are you talking about?” “nice. nailed it.” “i’m always here, but s/he’s here now.” “i don’t know the rules.” “who let us in here?” “i just licked the air.” “what did it taste like?” “do you like my glasses? they have a visor.” “so, we’re drinking right now.” “oh boy, it’s gonna get real bad.” “i didn’t know i was making choices.” “i don’t hate it.” “no you start, you go ahead.” “it’s better than that.” “oop- second sip wasn’t as good.” “giveaway. who wants it.” “let’s bang another one out.” “what if you don’t like it?” “oh no, i already smelled it.” “is this for kids?” “this is... this is... terrible.” “i give it ‘is this for kids’ out of ten.” “if you would like to have a hangover, drink this.” “do we have a spit bucket or do we just do that on the floor?” “it’s been like... hours.” “let’s try some more stuff.” “george washington? i don’t fucking care.” “i’ve literally never said fuck.” “is it not sweet?” “finish that up, first of all.” “it looks like they messed up a little bit.” “you can just imagine where it’s from.” “do you like those? are those fancy?” “mambo number five!” “our opinions don’t matter.” “has your pallet been cleansed?” “i can lick the air, i forgot i’ve been doing that.” “i really wish i didn’t see that.” “i didn’t try it yet, uh-oh.” “it’s actually kind of not awful.” “ew it’s getting worse.” “i kind of wanna be done with that.” “wait no, the rules are you gotta clear out the cup.” “just pour it on the floor.” “no just, just sniff the air.” “they did not cancel out each other like i was taught in math.” “two negatives make a worse negative.” “no but who is it for? who’s the customer.” “turn the garbage disposal on and then pour it down.” “was that three nipples? i mean boobs.” “if you’re still with us, thank you.” “listen, here’s the thing: i have my feelings about all of what we drank tonight, but i don’t have my memories about all of what we drank tonight.” “in the moment i was like mmm but now i don’t know.” “we are quite literally very drunk.” “i’m drunk, i’m pretty sure __ is kinda drunk.” “it’s tasteful, it’s classy... right?” “just send it, don’t worry about how it’s gonna sound.” “hey, welcome to the crevice chat.” “well, normally you cleanse, but that’s fine.” “don’t say fuller body.” “it’s thick in my mouth.” “it’s too sweet.” “the smell of it’s nice.” “it’s like, uh, you know you’re driving on the street and there’s a little lemonade stand and they decided to infuse some strawberries, and then you’re like, wait a minute, is this gin? no it’s lemonade, and then they’re like, you’re an alcoholic move along.” “that is the worst thing ever, dude!” “that is such a jabait it smells so good and it tastes like fucking gas.” “it’s so bad, dude.” “i feel like that like, violated my trust, i don’t know what it was.” “we’re gonna move on.” “i used to be able to dunk.” “it’s not bad. it’s actually not bad.” “it hits you early, and often, and then kinda backs off a little bit.” “it gives you like  nice fuckin’ punch in the nose and then is says ok, let me know how you feel.” “first they’re sour, then they’re sweet.” “you know what i like about it? is it’s not straight forward. you have to kind of dissect it.” “it doesn’t taste like a college dorm room.” “alright, so, we have tasted many, many famous people.” “that made me wanna throw up ten years ago.” “interesting, interesting, i like that there’s the complexity to it.” “would you like a hangover, please?” “s/he’s amazing, s/he’s my best friend.” “but as of now, we’re gonna finish drinking our cups of whatever the fuck is in here.” “i’m not gonna fight you because i love you.”

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julien  solomita  meme  002:   turning  my  boyfriend  into  a  bratz  doll .       feel  free  to  change  them  up  as  you  see  fit !    *cw  for  language

“we looked fierce.” “i still have dreams about me.” “what if you could hear out of your eyebrows? your hearing would be so sick. front-facing hearing.” “oh shit here we go, time to make them disappear.” “oh god, ow. my jaw popped.” “thanks babe, i love you.” “yeah, worst case scenario; you ruin it.” “i’m just sitting here.” “yeah, no problem. np.” “i just need you to know how much fun i’m having.” “sorry beautiful people.” “sorry __ wants to be in your club, don’t mind me.” “i’m trying to get some good air.” “are they bad?” “you know what? i know.” “get that glitter, gtg. you know, that’s what i always say. people always think i’m leaving though.” “ohh hell yeah.” “i’m feelin’ good, i’m feelin’ brattier.” “ohh just wait until i’m in my full brat form, you’re gonna wish you didn’t do this.” “looks fierce.” “i feel beautiful. i feel bratty. actually to be frank, i’m in pain.” “oh fuck i look good though.” “it was inside.” “i need a break, i need a break. i need to take five.” “i’m really sad.” “i feel so bratty. i feel like i’m just ready to disobey my parents.” “did you make an appointment here?” “look at me.” “boo!” “don’t you fuckin’ look at me.” “you shut your eyes when you look at me.” “hey you, come over here!” “what do we do now?” “and you’re gonna deal with it.” “i feel pretty good.” “my hair is freshly crimped.” “do you wanna see the back? okay that’s enough of the back.” “i feel so beautiful.” “i think this was worth all the pain and tears that we both shed in this process.” “don’t do what?” “i’m sorry i just- y’know, when you’re feelin’ yourself.” “what’d you say? talkin’ shit?” “you did a lot of physical work on this.” “i’m willing.” “yeahh i feel great.” “i’m gonna need to take the longest shower of my life.” “i’m gonna go take a shower, you guys have a good one. thanks for coming to the show.” “cut. cut. cut. babe, cut.”

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julien  solomita  meme  001:   making  cursed  foods  for  halloween .       feel  free  to  change  them  up  as  you  see  fit !

“if you’re wondering why i look different,  i got new glasses.” “sit back,  relax,  and let me make the mistakes.” “i am aware that it might be a bit drastic.” “darkness and evil have partnered up with me.” “i guess just enjoy the rest of the mistake you made.” “she texted me...  we’re just friends.” “i don’t know why i said that.” “what i learned recently:  a candy thermometer is a thermometer that’s made out of candy,  so when you’re done measuring the heat of whatever you’re cooking you just eat the thermometer.” “this is disgusting,  i don’t know why i’m doing this.” “we’re gonna start with alcohol,  because it’s 35pm somewhere. time to have a drink.” “it’s actually plastic,  so it doesn’t actually pose an immediate threat to me or my kitchen.” “let’s start the process of making alcohol because i’ve had a long day...  it’s noon.” “you’re gonna shut the hell up,  bitch.” “how much orange juice did i put in there?  i kinda blacked out.” “what’s great about this is,  in addition to scaring the shit out of whoever is gonna drink this or watch you drink it,  it’s really good for digestion.” “this is filthy.” “shut up.  shut up.  thank you.” “i hope you (guys) are ready for the real nastiness that’s to come today.” “it’s truly disturbing.” “hold on let me try that again.” “here’s a good prank to do for your job:  just don’t show up.  and then when they email you and they’re like ‘why didn’t you come to work?’ be like ‘boo! i scared ya!  you thought i quit,’  and then you’re like  ‘it was funny,  right?’ and then you come back and hopefully your stuff’s not gone.” “this is inspired by death and darkness.” “yeah,  this baby’s workin’ nice.” “cheers by the way.” “we’re going to violently stab them in the heart.” “another violent stab.” “curse at it too while you do it,  it helps.” “butter...  i hardly know her!” “a whole shit ton of sugar,  like so much sugar.  but it’s halloween so the calories don’t count.” “you just gotta tell that pot,  ‘hey,  listen,  when life knocks you down you get back on that burner.’  then you spank it.” “pour it from as high as you can.” “oh my god,  oh my fuck.” “it’s all one nice goopy texture.” “and we wait,  we literally just wait.” “have a sip of my death juice.” “this might turn out to be weirdly yummy,  but it’s gonna look absolutely disgusting.  i promise you that.” “that sounds like a really disgusting thing to do with my time.  sure,  sign me up.” “it’s not quite black.  it’s got this like,  lightness to it.  this air of happiness and joy...  love.” “where’s my bag?  i need to find my bag...  i found my bag.” “oh god,  oh god,  oh fuck...  it spilled.” “every day i stray further from god.” “this literally looks like it should be being cooked in a cauldron.  this is evil.” “in the name of halloween!” “oh my god,  dude.” “disclaimer,  none of this is really poisoned.” “it’s just dyed with black food coloring.” “it’s very neat-looking.” “there’s a chance things will get dyed black and you won’t be able to fix it.” “this is a whole production here.” “this is delicate,  be very careful.” “this is what i have...  this is terrible,  this is the worst thing i’ve ever made.” “don’t worry,  as bad as they look,  i promise you they probably taste a lot worse.” “it was miserable to make them.” “it actually looks like burnt garbage.  melted garbage.  melted plastic garbage.” “actually this looks like a freezeframe out of a horror film.” “it ended up looking like nuclear waste.” “sounds like bones.” “i never thought i could make a worse situation happen.” “what do you think?  did you like this?  was this fun?  was this cute?” “why do you think that looks good?  it looks disgusting,  how do you even want that?” “definitely do this is someone else’s kitchen so you don’t have to clean up the mess.”