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19/ she/her / hollanovx5sosongs truther

[julsbeinggay]

one of my fav tropes is hollanov thinking scott hunter knows about them and do something coupley in front of him but hunter in fact, doesn’t know shit and is just confused

pls does anyone has fic recs??

[julsbeinggay]

that’s #myilya

[julsbeinggay]

in my own world there’s a timeline where chappell roan debuts in late 2016/early 2017 and yall know where im going with it

so ilya, somewhere, in the gym, radio or even store, hears good luck, babe. and like does not really care about it. untill he hears the bridge. then he dives into the whole songs and well.

he does not take it well, i’d say.

and that’s like his number one song on his shane playlist (even tho he doesn’t admit it even to himself)

but what if WHAT IF in this other universe the song comes out with its original title? good luck, jane.

and ily’s pretty sure this 5’0 feet tall, red hair woman is a witch and lives in his walls.

[julsbeinggay]

[julsbeinggay]

finally read heated rivalry and cried like 5 times today 🥰🥰

[julsbeinggay]

it reminded me of them🥰

[moetxt]

i tried making a contrapuntal poem for hollanov, which can be read 3 ways: shane’s side alone, ilya’s side alone, or both sides together. inspired by the long game.

[julsbeinggay]

Shane Hollander every few weeks after tlg

[julsbeinggay]

“Feels like we had matching wounds but mines still black and bruised and yours is perfectly fine now”

but it’s time travel fic where 2014 shane meets 2024 shane

[julsbeinggay]

ilya said the f word… (probably again)

[julsbeinggay]

I love the idea of Shane being adopted by a group of drunk girls.

Like he ended up in a club, maybe Rose dragged him or his team, post-relationship with Rose but before-all stars. And somehow he ends up with a group of 4 drunk girls, himself being a little tipsy, it was one!! drink they made him try (witch ended being like three actually) gossiping the fuck out.

LIKE

Shane was now wondering if saying anything would reveal him. But they didn’t seem to recognize him and he was just getting through all of his feeling for Ilya and he was a little tipsy! He can have fun once in a while, even if the fun is talking shit about situationships with a bunch of drunk girls, he didn’t knew.

Cause after one of them, Beth, he thinks, explained to him what a situationship was, Shane was almost sure that’s what he and Rozanov were. Or at least used to, before Shane fucked it up. But he was going to fix it.

- The longest one for me is probably like half a year? - the girl, Anne, on Shane’s right side said.

- Girl. - Beth, basically threw herself on the girl. - Mine was like two months before I lost my shit and told him to get his shit together.

- I’m so happy I never had to experience this. - Marie, the blond girls on his left said with a laugh.

- Real. - said Rea, while sipping on her drink. Shane was still in awe of how sincere they were with each other, and well, him. And how he managed to remember their names right.

All of them looked right at him, waiting for his response and the only thought Shane had at the moment was: fuck this, why not?

- Um, I don’t know? Like six years. - and he never really thought before of how much time has passed, since him and Ilya have been involved.

- SIX YEARS?

- MAN WHAT THE FUCK?

- WHAT?

- I hate men.

- Well, we broke things of last october. But we’ll see each other next month and I hope that maybe-

And that’s how Shane spend next two hours explaining his and ‘Lily’s’ story and getting advices how to “woo his boy back”.

And after that night, Shane knew what he wanted.

Ilya Rozanov.

And he knew he was gonna get him back.

[julsbeinggay]

one of the girls: bitch is the dick really worth it?

shane: 😔… it is

[julsbeinggay]

did anybody yet edited heated rivalry to high hopes by panic at the disco…? beacuse if not then what r yall doin

[julsbeinggay]

the team went out for drinks after a big game and while most of the time shane is with them, today he went home after two hours. and he was just woken up by ilya doing something very loudly in the kitchen.

shane really does love his husband. he loves him very much, more than anything. but right now, at three in the morning, he’s having thoughts.

because he doesn’t only have his drunk husband begging him to do him a grilled cheese sandwich but he has his drunk husband and three of their drunk ass rookies begging him to make them a grilled cheese sandwich.

and he’s ready to murder them all.

[julsbeinggay]

plsss does anyone has the fic where the centaurs were in a bar and they dared ilya to go home with shane (they didnt knew they were together then) and ilya does this and then later the centaurs say smt like ‘we get you together’ and theyre like we already were together then??? and ten everyone mad ass at ilya cause he took the money from the bet lmaooo

[wyatthazy]

Heated Rivalry Chapter 03, Page 39

[julsbeinggay]

image that shane and ilya get outed by the fanmail, but somehow half of the internet convinced each other that it was meant to be a homophobic joke.

so now ilya rozanov and shane hollander are like the biggest homophobes in the league. cancelled™️.

of course they had a statement draft, if they ever got outed like that, but not with the addressing to being homophobic. so it takes a little big longer and a little more freaking out before they announce they are together.

but the thing is, almost no one believes them.

some believe it, but the others not. telling that it’s a just some pr thing to warm their images.

so now, they are finally out, able to be together, but like… people don’t believe them.

and the way they are, trying to be PDA around people does not help. shane is flustered about it, because they are risking their careers and people won’t even acknowledge they are together??? while ilya is so amused by it. ragebaiting all the way.

only after the wedding photos and cheesy insta captions people start believing it and man they are so confused.

[eugeniedanglars]

i've said before that i think in 2024 one of the younger cens players (picking a name at random and saying holmberg) makes shane and ilya listen to chappell roan and they take unfathomable psychic damage from good luck babe and casual while flashing back to their situationship era, but to get even more specific about it:

i think holmberg starts them off with good luck babe since it's her big breakthrough hit and ilya is like "hm. so this is a song about being in a relationship with someone who's in denial about being gay? and they won't admit to the relationship because of it? interesting" while staring directly at shane who is making very determined eye contact with the floor.

and holmberg (clueless) is like "yeah she writes a lot of situationship anthems actually!" and puts on casual.

which allows shane to pull an instant uno reverse card and stare daggers into the side of ilya's head while going "wow, imagine what it would be like to spend years sleeping with someone who sends really confusing mixed signals by saying that what you have is casual but then treating you like it's not casual at all. that would suck."

anyway chappell roan gets banned from the cens locker room playlist out of fear of causing their captain and alternate to divorce. they make an exception for pink pony club though because they are the pink (red) pony (centaur) club