Dam Sun

[pickleston]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

this is exactly tumblr when someone makes up some historical bullshit

[terriblecac-moved]

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

Just introduced a kid to her adoptive parents. They brought her a dozen roses. We met at a restaurant. I arrived early to get a private booth and told the waitstaff what was up. So all the servers were having a cry in the corner. I’m at a coffee shop a few miles away, giving them space and having my own cry.

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

Adoptive mom clarified to me later: roses were pink because pink means forever.

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

What’s more important than the roses, though, is they also brought her a luggage set so she wouldn’t be moving her things in garbage bags. The luggage matches theirs, cause it’s family luggage for family trips.

[eventualeternity-deactivated201]

And now the rest of us are crying too

[armorabs]

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

[getetteroo]

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

[6odus]

Kendrick Lamar just released what might be one of the best music videos I’ve ever watched!! LOOK AT ALL THAT REPRESENTATION!!?!? ALL THAT BLACK EXCELLENCE!! 

[sandandglass]

[wallflawerr]

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen ever

[onlyleigh]

He totally thought wednesday could lift him i’m dead

[ladyofthestrange]

Honestly she probably could have.

[audreyii-fic]

The Addamses may well be the healthiest, most functional family unit to ever grace the small screen.

[martymartinloki]

I think I’ve told this story before, but I read an article a long time ago that they asked children who watched this show why they loved it.  They expected answers to be about how they like the weird, slightly creepy stuff.  But no, most of the kids answered that it was because the Mommy and Daddy loved each other so much.

[mcavoy]

HEY UH CAN HE DIE NOW?

[prydonianrenegade]

The clip has been taken down from YouTube.  Hopefully someone will re-up it.  Cause, man… when you disgust Howard Stern on air…

[childhoodruiner]

A 2003 radio interview with Howard Stern in which Tarantino downplayed Roman Polanski’s sexual assault of a 13-year-old girl went viral, placing the Oscar winning filmmaker in an uncomfortable spotlight.

“She wanted to have it,” the “The Hateful Eight” creator said of Polanski’s victim

“Tarantino added: “Throwing the word ‘rape’ around is like throwing the word ‘racist’ around. It doesn’t apply to everything that people use it for.

”When radio co-host Robin Quivers said the girl didn’t want to have sex, Tarantino countered: “She wanted to have it.

”Quivers pointed out that the girl had been given drugs and alcohol, but Tarantino didn’t waver.“

Quivers noted that Polanski could have avoided trouble in the first place by staying away from the 13-year-old, who really didn’t have legal standing to say yes or no. “He likes girls,” Tarantino said.

Tarantino conceded that if the victim were his daughter in a similar situation, “I’d beat the hell out of him.” But the victim in the case of Polanski, he said, “was down to party with Roman.”

[dante-speaks]

WHOO lmao

[tinak0077-deactivated20230921]

WHERE IS THIS FROM?!

[camellias-stray]

[friendlyrobot]

Visit Original Link

team rocket theme & nicki’s verse in monster

[drakeisbad]

BYE

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

i hate everything lmao

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

i wasn’t ready

[howtobeafuckinglady]

you people need to be stopped 

[katblaque]

yes

[michellepsychologist]

✨😍✨

[i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain]

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

[50eathaters]

    Girl’s are amazing

[kerameikos]

I think we broke the notes…

[mis-c3l-la-neous]

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

what the heLL

[yay-someoneactually]

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

[dellbby]

Its in the black hole of tumblr

[demonsmademefat-blog]

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

[septicmackiplier]

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

[my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil]

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

[heygodsmoved-blog]

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

[ruled-by-jupiter]

EVERY DAMN TIME

[failedspidermankisses]

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

[mahaliciously]

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

[altweeb-blog]

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

[i-am-loco]

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

[im-in-hell-fr]

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

[humanityinahandbag]

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

[animationnut]

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

[knightnicole]

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

[prodigal-sunlight]

WHOA SO WEIRD

[snapback-gravity-falls]

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

[nightlustrous]

it’s back

[mingesu-deactivated20180425]

Huh….

[nyreelovemenot]

I’ll probably always reblog this

[yung-caged-and-restless]

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

[thekingsvoice]

This post is historic

[secretbunker]

you can never not reblog this when it comes on your dash tumblr rule

7/9/16 - 8:32 pm

[joolychuu]

Take your chance and be part of it. They’ll talk about this in their history books in future.

[shagirma]

Literally no notes

I liked it one note pops up

What the everloving fuck

23/11/2017

5:44pm

[mikexelevenfluff-blog]

Wtf.. there’s not even a message saying 0 notes xD

[slytherinprincessusc]

29/11/17

No notes

One note popped up

[leirandha]

22/12/2017

07:46 AM

whoa

[rideboldlyride]

… there’s…. there’s no notes…. 😳

[theroonimansstuff]

[secondlastk]

u dont understand how disappointed i am that this dog didnt appear on my dash this year and how hard i tried to find a post that included both pictures

[ruinedchildhood]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[bluntasaurus-sex]

america

[nuestroamoresunviaje]

I just learned that climbing the Mount Everest cost between 45 and 110 000 dollars and you have 1 chance in 10 to die.

This is complete madness. You are basically paying a huge amount of money to maybe (maybe) get at the top…. but are most likely to get sick, lose a limb or die before you even get to the the top. 

And bonus part: If you die, your body is gonna stay on that mountain. There is dozen of very visible bodies on the way to the top. They are so visible that they became point of reference for climbers. 

I cannot understand why anyone would go through this just to what ? Say you have been at the top of a mountain and contributed to pollute it ( because yes the mount Everest is now covered in trash left by climbers )

[pale-manmi]

Yooo what is wrong with people

[maybeantonioj]

white peope

[jaeswavy]

Wild shit

[lilobinx]

Bro…

[bishopmyles313]

Tf

[itsexclusive]

[keybladesoras]

The Golden Age of Children’s TV, the 90’s.

[kill-theconversation]

In times of crisis pornhub is the real MVP