[teenagerhumor]

◘ where to: get 64% quality headphones ◘ where to: get first look at the most amazing cars ◘ where to: select music based on your mood ◘ where to: find a great 14 day teatox ◘ where to: create a personal wishlist ◘ where to: play the newest phone game

[orangeisthenewblack-confessions]

“People keep saying that Piper doesn’t know what she wants but it’s really simple, she wants the life she built with Larry, just with Alex”

[swampmaiden-deactivated20150305]

Memewhile....

[lbled]

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[oitnb-fanatics]

Orange is the New Black Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1jcIHmG

[cerullos]

i fuckign hate him

[sahdahw]

[my-teen-quote]

[agrund]

am i really that ugly

[dekutree]

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

[imtiredofactingokay]

[ex0skeletal]

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

[jumblemind]

me: *finds 30 chapter fic at 2 am*

brain: hoe don't do it

me: *clicks chapter one*

brain: oh my god

[shouldnt]

so someones phone did the kim possible ring tone at work today and I looked and sAW SOMEONE WITH VOLUMINOUS BEAUTIFUL ORANGE HAIR AND I SAID “Kim…” TO MYSELF AND SHE TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AT ME, I LITERALLY PEED MY PANTS

[faroffconstellations]

cus you’ve got that james dean daydream look in your eyes and I got that chapped lipped classic social anxiety stricken on the verge of an emotion breakdown thing that you like

[jumblemind]

House of Cards: *theme starts*

Me: gets a drink, makes a sandwich, marries, has children, builds own house with bare hands, conquers neighbouring land

House of Cards: *show begins*