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This is my horse blog. (: Enjoy.

[jumpinglines]

Talking to my mom about getting a dog...

Me: I want a Great Dane. I could name him Hamlet.

Mom: What about a not-so-great-Dane? You could name him Laertes.

Me:

Mom:

Me:

Mom:

Me: You had to go there.

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Get a load of that gorgeous meal. Egg scramble with chicken, broccoli, onions, pesto, and a little cheese. 😍😋 plus black cherry iced tea I made. #21dayfix #21df

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read it could save you

I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.

i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.

Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!

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IMPORTANT

[pr4isinqwifi]

please repost to save people idc if “its not my blog type” jUST DO IT

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Super important please repost

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Who the fuck would actually be stupid enough to smell it though????

[carrionthird]

some people have anxiety triggered impulses to execute tasks suggested by strangers, and will not properly think theirs actions through unless they have been told what to do beforehand

plus, some people are more gullible than others but that doesn’t make them stupid. they just don’t know any better. it’s not like these kind of drugs are talked about anyway, most people learn about their existence watching detective shows

[villainous-porn]

sometimes, as girls, we are conditioned and taught to not hurt people’s feelings and that can get us into trouble..this being one of those cases..

[jumpinglines]

Aaand we’re going to use our great detective skills to determine that this actually isn’t a thing. Also, chloroform takes several minutes to set in. One whiff of it isn’t going to fucking knock you out. More often than not, you would have time to struggle/break free from an attacker who is using that to try to knock you out. 

[tequila-tekaylah]

whatever, I fuckign give up. Gonna shut down both this blog and my horse blog jumpinglines because I’m sick of the drama and bullshit on my dash here. If you want to see/follow/talk to me, you can find me over at smittygetsfit 

[jumpinglines]

Just a heads up guys. Not gonna be blogging on here anymore. There are a few people that I’m going to make a point of following on my new blog, but this blog is going to be inactive because honestly equestrian tumblr is just too filled with drama and hate towards everyone around for me to deal with. So come see me on my fitness/personal now if you want. 

[exracehorse]

Sydney spam!!

Im so happy he’s back in work - despite the blisters! 

Fabulous photos by my good friend Sarah Clements 

[exracehorse]

56x76cm - Watercolour on paper

Finished this commission last night! Pretty happy with it! Love working with so many colours!

Don’t forget to check me out onFACEBOOK

www.michelleclarke.co.nz

[spurbroke]

Pony lovin’

[jumpinglines]

Horses are so fucking weird

[jumpinglines]

I am awake less than 5 hours after going to sleep. I don’t know if I’m going to maintain this job at the barn if I get a different job at walgreens. My hips are already in serious pain right now and I am exhausted. I guess if today goes well then I’ll make up my mind afterwards. But it’s raining again, of course, which means I can’t learn where the horses go, and the girl who I’m training with is done after today, and the whole barn situation makes me really anxious because I’ve been to so many awful barns that if the owner at this one ends up terrible I’m going to be really upset. idk. Guess we’ll have to see.

[jumpinglines]

boys are dumb I fucking hate all of them

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

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I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[fuck-yeahpizza]

MCKARTY. LMAO

[jumpinglines]

A girl I used to ride with just had a kid (at nineteen, mind you) and named her Ceilidh which is apparently pronounced Kaylee (it actually has meaning in gaelic I guess, which is neat, but that poor kid is going to be made fun of so bad).

[jumpinglines]

I wasn’t sore until I had to move.

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[bluequestrian]

Interesting

[jumpinglines]

for anyone who cares what I’m up to, most of my blogging is now over at smittygetsfit so yeah I’m also gonna try to start being active on this blog again soon but idk how I feel about the drama that keeps popping up in this community, but I do like a lot of the people I follow on this blog, so we’ll see.

[jumpinglines]

My eyeliner looks awesome today and that makes me happy. (:

[jumpinglines]

Doesnt look like much but its 2 inches off both hips and waist and one off my chest. Only halfway done with my 21 days though. Gonna keep going!

[jumpinglines]

#shakeology mug cake counts as 1 red and is amazing. I dropped my 2 tsp of peanut butter in it and its probably the only reason I havent cheated on my diet at ALL yet. (: #21dayfix