The Magnificent June Egbert!

Magician!June Egbert multi-fetish ask blog (formerly @junetheballoon)

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Lets get this new muse kicked into high gear! Ask for a scenario and i'll write about it!

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So all the balloons were for the grand reveal of your magic career? Fitting. Should I adress you as "June the Great" now? :B

Well, you can call me "June the Great", "June the Magnificent", "June the Notably Exceptional", "June the Exceptionally Notable", ect. Even though i've done a few shows, I still haven't settled on a proper name yet.

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Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! The magnificent June Egbert, master of many mystic arts, will begin her act shortly! Please, take your seats!

(Now accepting asks of all sorts)

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Time For A New Beginning?

Hey guys! If you haven't noticed, I've been inactive since my big Airborne August event.

I just wasn't getting as many asks as I though I would and it got difficult to write about just inflation, especially without asks to give me new ideas.

So now, I want to try something different. I plan to reskin this blog to hopefully make it more active. The reskin will allow me to write about more kinks I have than just inflation and will have a more cohesive character identity.

I've decided I should make a poll and get your opinion on what I should do next.

What should I do?

Go ahead with the change

Keep everything the same as it is

Make a new blog instead and leave this one be

Tell us what the reskin is about first, dummy

Voting ended onFeb 8

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Day 31 - Hope

"Aaaaaaand, done!" announced June, wiping the sweat from her brow. An entire month of kinky inflation stories, finally complete.

June pushed herself off her chair, her belly wobbling as she fell to the floor. She'd had to get herself filled with concentrated hope energy to keep her sane these last few days.

"Final task - write Jake a thank-you letter"

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Day 30 - Doomed

By day, June Egbert is the overzealous owner of a party supplies store. But by night, they are the Airess, a demented supervillain raring to send the common people of Cantown barreling into the wild blue yonder.

Of course, Cantown wasn't without its defenders. The Sodality of Judicature were Earth-C's mightiest heroes, defending it from the strongest cosmic threats.

Well, maybe the Sodality were having an off day, because they were giving pretty lousy performance.

The Airess had planted her balloon-bombs all across the city, and just a puff of the super-helium released had made each of them airborne.

The Airess cackled madly as the human/troll balloons took to the sky. The Red Crow, the Rogue, the Dragoness, the Ripper - all of them had fallen right into her trap. "Now Cantown is doomed! Doomed! DOOOOOMED!"

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Day 29 - Virtual

Whenever she needed money, Roxy offered her services as a programmer-for-hire for anyone who could pay. Her most recent commission? a full-sim virtual reality game to act out some rather niche fantasies.

After a week of programming, the ~ATH framework was complete - now to test it. Roxy donned the headset, a virtual white room appeared surrounding her.

She'd programmed a lot of kinky stuff, but she decided to start with inflation - she was intimately familiar with what that felt like thanks to June. With a flick, she pulled up the menu and pressed the big red button.

And then, nothing.

She tapped the button a few more times, but nothing happened. She felt a bit bloated, but her body didn't inflate an inch. At least, not in VR.

One of the problems with ~ATH programming is that it sometimes has trouble distinguishing between virtual objects and real-world objects. If the stubborn woman removed her headset, she would've found that her button presses did have an effect.

Hopefully the sensation of her body pressing against the walls will eventually alert her that something's gone awry.

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Day 28 - Arcana

Aradia lit each candle with a match, muttering ancient syllables under her breath as she did. She crawled on the floor of the circle, adorned with the robes of the occult. The spirits were already restless.

Out of her robe she pulled a simple bag of balloons, the kind you'd find at any party store. She picked out a floppy balloon, dark blue - perfect, and dropped it to the floor.

With an ochre pen, she sprawled the symbol of scorpio onto it as she chanted her curse, the spirits dancing on every word:

"spirits, spirits, i inv0ke; make her r0und and make her fl0at. make her swell with0ut c0ntr0l, m0re a ball00n than a tr0ll"

She felt a buzz, and knew the spell was fixed. With that, she picked up the balloon, lifted it to her lips, and blew with all her strength. The balloon filled out swiftly, and Aradia knew that miles away Vriska would be filling out as well.

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Day 27 - Reclaim

Dave held the helium tank in front of him nervously. It had always confused him how common inflation fetishes were, but he counted himself amongst them. He couldn't particularly explain what he found so arousing about it.

With his brother always around, he'd barely had the opportunity to do this before - to inflate himself. Now, he had nothing but free time, but it was all different. He'd been inflated more times than he could count now, but never by his own hands.

This time, Dave was going to inflate himself. No pranks, no playing around - just him and a helium tank. Quietly, he put the long, rubbery hose to his lips and turned the crank.

"Hey Dave? Don't mind me, I just left my purse in here"

Shit.

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Day 26 - Deal

"Well, well, well. Someone's getting desperate"

The wind demon grinned from within the pentagram Rose had summoned her into from the depths of hell itself. It wasn't the first time she'd been contacted by the young occultist, but she could smell desperation in the air.

"Not desperate," Rose replied, "but I'm willing to make a deal. I just want my mother to stop drinking. I know the price you offer, and I'm willing to pay it. It's better than having to sell my soul for this sort of thing"

"Of course", grinned June, holding out her hand. "It'll only be a week, after all. Just shake my hand and its done"

Rose paused, weighing her odds. It was the best offer any demon had given her, but she knew there had to be a catch. Against her better judgement, she took June's hand and shook it.

"Good. Now, open wide"

Roses lips moved to ask what she meant, and that was all she needed. In a flash, June's ethereal tempestuous body seemed to jump at her, funneling itself down her throat at an impossible speed. With a rubbery stretching noise, her belly expanded outwards to the size of an exercise ball.

Rose's mouth shut and morphed into a very unroselike grin. It was June's body now, for the week at least. Well, a week unless she "borrowed" some of the occult supplies she had so kindly strewn throughout her bedroom.

But first, her end of the bargain. That would be easy - you can't drink wine if you're already full.

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Day 25 - Fated

The clouds were no stranger to Jade. Whenever the moon of Prospit passed into Skaia's atmosphere, her tower windows were always graced with visions of the future projected on a backdrop of fluffy water vapor.

However, Jade was an inquisitive one, and she'd noticed that some of the later-seeming prophecies featured her and her friends a little... bigger than usual. Actually, not just big - positively blimp-sized!

Jade found the whole thing strange, but quite amusing. At least she'd finally get to hang out with her friends in real life, even if they were all spheres when it happened. And maybe she'd grow to like it.

Maybe she already was.

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Day 24 - Secret

"So what now? Shove me through the Freudian wringer?"

Dave had become a master of acting cool in any scenario, but Rose had caught him in a very compromising position. He'd wanted to... unwind, but as luck would have it, Rose had forgotten her purse at his place and went back for it.

If it weren't for his shocked gasped as she'd entered the room, she may not have noticed him. She'd looked up towards the sound of the noise and found the roof scattered with balloons, one of which was Dave himself.

He was deflated now, sitting across from the armchair therapist ready to drill him for what made his kinky brain tick. She didn't even need to say any

"Fine", Dave muttered, crossing his arms. "I have a fetish. There, you happy? Just please, do not tell anyone I'm into this. If June found out-"

Rose smirked. "Of course not, Dave. Doctor-patient confidentiality and all that"

"You're not a doctor"

"Oh? Does that mean you'd prefer me to tell people?"

"No sir, Dr. Lalonde"

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Day 23 - Gravity

Jade shrunk herself down to visit miniature LOWAS, only to be greeted with the saddest balloon she'd ever seen sprawled out on her lawn.

"June, what's wrong"

"i wanted to go flying", she lamented gloomily, "but i'm not floaty enough"

"you know that's not how gravity works, right? you're still too heavy to float no matter how big you blow yourself up"

"ugh, a science thingy. i guess you're right"

"...wait, can't you already fly?"

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Day 22 - Tipsy

Roxy was no longer an alcoholic. She'd long ago left behind the days of sloppily drinking herself to sleep. It's just that when she was offered wine, she wasn't the type to refuse, and she hadn't gotten any better holding her liquor.

What the conference was for, Roxy had forgotten, as she'd gotten white-girl wasted as soon as the drinks came out.

Clearly June had sampled a few drinks too from the way she staggered over and fell onto Roxy's lap.

"hey june. hey hey june", slurred Roxy drunkenly as she pattered her girlfriend's messy hair. "we should kiss. like now"

The two kissed. And with zero inhibition, June took the opportunity to blow her up to size, not that Roxy minded. The conference hall had to be abandoned that day due to it being taken up by one very drunk balloon and her girlfriend.

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Day 21 - Pooltoy

On such a hot day, the pool felt to Mituna like the clouds of heaven itself. He was so content he barely registered the sensation of utter calm spread to the rest of his body.

If Mituna noticed his skin turn yellow, he was too tired to care. He'd had a long week, and the heat had just made it worse. Better not to think about it. Better to let it all... wash away.

Man, its hot out, thought Latula as she entered the pool. It was surprisingly deserted, except giant inflatable bee in the middle of it. If Mituna were here, he would've loved it. Smiling, the daredevil took a running jump, landing on it with a splash.

Laughing, she didn't notice her foot turn a shiny shade of cyan as she kicked the water playfully.

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Day 20 - Tethers

Joey had to put up with a lot as an older sister. Her little brothers latest stunt, however, was possibly the strangest yet. Jude had for some reason decided to inflate himself to the size of a small house, clutching some strange device, a belt of tethers nailed into the ground being the only thing keeping him from floating away.

"remind me why exactly you're doing this, Jude"

"I NEEDED A BALLOON TO GET MY RADIO HIGH ENOUGH. THE ONE I ORDERED DIDN'T COME, BUT THE HELIUM TANKS DID. THIS WAS THE MOST SENSIBLE OPTION

Joey rolled her eyes - she could think of a few better options than inflating yourself. "and what's this radio for, again?"

"TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH over"

"and i'm supposed to just wait here watching you all night?"

"ACTUALLY THATS UNNECESSARY. THESE TETHERS SHOULD HOLD ME TO THE GROUND SAFELY over"

"good, because im going to bed. see you in the morning"

"SEE YOU over"

SNAP!

Jude had nodded off at some point, because he suddenly awoke to the sound of one of his "industrial-strength" tethers snapping in half. He was okay, though. As long as the other four tethers held, he'd stay anchored

SNAP SNAP SNAP!

Those ropes really were old, weren't they. Jude called for his sister, but she was fast asleep and couldn't hear him.

SNAP!

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Day 19 - Lingerie

As well as designing clothing, Kanaya occasionally picked up odd jobs repairing other people's clothing. Her latest repair job - a absolutely beautiful set of lingerie.

It was an easy job, and she'd been provided the special type of satin needed to fix it properly. She did it in a night, but the owner wouldn't be back for another week.

As she stepped back and admired her handiwork, it occurred to her that the lingerie was almost exactly her size and shape, and it was a very pretty lingerie.

Kanaya stripped off her clothes and pulled on the stretchy lingerie set. It felt very good to wear. She was practically naked, but the lingerie sat on her in just the right way to be satisfying.

Suddenly, she heard hissing sound. Under the lingerie, her body was inflating like a balloon. She was worried about tearing the lingerie, but its elastic material stretched to accommodate her. Clearly it had been designed with this in mind.

Kanaya floated in the middle of her room. Her inflated form actually felt kinda relaxing. She glanced back down at the box of satin, which was still almost full to the top. Surely, the owner wouldn't mind if she borrowed some.