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Please complement me, I’m vain and need the validation.

[junglejob]

I know I would be the best bake off host

[junglejob]

I would make a terrible Jane Austen heroine. And I carry that baggage around with me everywhere.

[junglejob]

I’m ready for the montage of me having fun and everything going right please.

[junglejob]

This hasn’t aged well

[junglejob]

I know that if I met Jesus, I wouldn’t like him.

[junglejob]

Science is cool.

[junglejob]

Some funky advice from my visiting grandparents this weekend.

Don’t marry someone you met before you were 26

When choosing a dog from a litter of puppies, go for temperament over looks.

Water your orchids by putting them in a bowl of water.

“Life is complicated”

[straykidsftw]

i posted one of those ‘if bang chan was your boyfriend’ things on tiktok and i need y’all to check it out before my friends just think i’m a fucking weirdo😭😭😭 here’s the link😔

[junglejob]

It’s ok we already knew that.

[junglejob]

Crushed velvet makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

[junglejob]

The most exciting thing about quarantine is the moment before I check the time in the morning. I could have woken up at half eight or 11:30. Who knows? I’ve nowhere to be.

[junglejob]

I am not an angry person. But Microsoft power fucking point. Evokes a rage in me known to no other.

[lakeofdarkness]

Food tech?

[junglejob]

Yes

[junglejob]

I am not an angry person. But Microsoft power fucking point. Evokes a rage in me known to no other.

[junglejob]

‘What goes around comes around’ also applies to STIs.

[lakeofdarkness]

I literally *love* nearly having panic attacks every time I do something out of my routine.

[junglejob]

Ditto bro. Make me do something on a different day and the world collapses.

[junglejob]

Convince me not to wear crocs to school.

[lakeofdarkness]

Do it

[junglejob]

And socks?

[junglejob]

Convince me not to wear crocs to school.

[straykidsftw]

I would love to join the chat, if you guys don't mind-🐴

of course not !! either dm me your instagram name or drop it in my inbox if you dont want to reveal your tumblr (i will at no point reveal ur instagram name or your tumblr name on my blog without your consent❤️)

[junglejob]

Well damm that consent workshop really impacted you

[junglejob]

Birds do humanwatching.