mojabg where are then frogsss

i hate the dsmp syd she/her i follow from @sysneu

[sculkapologist]

New addition to my little house: a pond!! Mochi gifted me some axolotls and I needed somewhere for them to live.... I've ALSO been taking a bunch of other shots of my home in mizuno textures, so here's some of my favs

[luckyscrafting]

the dock i’ve been slowly chipping away at is finally done! surrounded water and beautiful redwood trees, it’s the beginning to what i hope will become a large village situated in the middle of the forest :P

[lunnefisk]

every piglin in a fifty mile radius turning aggro when my dogshit thirty durability golden boots shatter because i jumped off a one block incline

[kasayaw]

[kasayaw]

thrilling sequel

[silver-tongues-blog]

those have the same energy as this

[art-nerd-rain]

Same energy as this

[dollypants302]

[minecraft-vindicator-deactivate]

[robellarose]

Let's gather up grapes and take a vacation away in this Italian villa on a vineyard!

[light-blue-glazed-terracotta]

ugh you're wearing gold to the nether? in winter? so unfashionable babes, now if you'll excuse me i'm about to go and huaAAAAAGH

[zombunnys]

bi trans flag picked from this specific axolotl in minecraft

[beeswithmoss]

Botanist’s cottage 💐🌺🥀

[mc-bigenderenderdragon]

The roooooof omg

[ganymedesclock]

By far I think the funniest thing about minecraft is the juxtaposition between this kind of cozy pastoral homesteading and fighting for your life against hordes of the undead and other monsters

I’ll be plunked on a scenic coastline fishing next to my little campfire and I’ll look up at the sun and think “I should get my backup sword before nightfall in case this one breaks on me” and this is a normal thought.

It’s like the implicit humor of all the Doom x Animal Crossing crossovers except it’s all just one dude. 

[junglesapling]

i did it wrong

[headspace-hotel]

Bad Ideas for Minecraft Updates

wasps

mushrooms make you hallucinate sometimes but you can’t tell which ones

a biome that is just a parking lot

villagers can say fuck

scurvy

all blocks are infested

slime armor

ability to craft raw mutton block, raw beef block, raw pork block, and raw chicken block

climate change

in tundra biomes coal is obtainable by hanging a stocking by the fire and being naughty

asbestos

creepers explode into dozens of smaller creepers

some villagers are just a bunch of silverfish in a trenchcoat

dark forest 2: biome that is completely covered by a single thick dark oak tree truck

Long Cows

the wrath of a god that will not forgive you

weed

[bobacupcake]

hey guys please check out this blocklist when you have a chance

Keep reading

[bobacupcake]

my favorite replies to this are blogs with canon minecraft names upset that theyre on the list and also this tag

[minecraft-kelp]

Sorry guys I’m problematic now

[dirt-slab]

[gay-slime]

[localtiktoks]

[teathattast]

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Random mansion generator

The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html