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(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile
so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now
neet ka topper bol raha hai why protest i would rather study hard ek chamat maaro isko please your ass must be priviledged you migjt have the means to study again for a year but what about those who had once chance and it was ruined because of a fucking leak tu fund kar de unki prep vo bhi padh lenge laude people who are or have been part of the system (so everybody) not saying how fucked up it is has got to be some insane top 10 brainwashing moments in history
if i was a different person with a different personality and a different life things would be kinda different i think
that education minster's resignation IS NOT ENOUGH. it will not fix the education system. more importantly, it will not fix this country. i need all of you to understand this is bigger than one minister, bigger than education, and bigger than yourselves. our fight isn't over until the bjp burns in hell.
(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive
common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day
"There was no autism diagnosed before 1930."
"Pluto wasn't discovered until 1930, but I'm pretty sure it was there the whole fucking time"
partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that
ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it
i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background
I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.
I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.
Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis
It's go away Sunday everyone go away now
saddest thing that can happen to 2 guys with freak shit going on is people calling them boyfriends. yes i know theyve got something homosexual going on but brother it is NOT that
you guys realise that the point of media isnt just to find 2 white men and make them fit into your boxes. right? "suburban husbands" is not the end goal for every relationship. sometimes two guys just have to have freak shit going on.
listen to me. ok? i take your hand very gently. not every person is going to love each other in the way you've been taught. sometimes people just want to fuck around with each other. sometimes they're special to each other without definitions involved. sometimes soulmates are never going to get married. even when they love each other. yes, even when they love each other romantically. sometimes theres freak shit going on and that freak shit won't end with "boyfriends". ok?
the world can be so beautiful. sometimes they just get married for tax benefits and then never address it again. the characters' self-reflection doesnt HAVE to fix their freak shit. the bit doesn't have to stop just because people go to therapy
THEY WOULD NOT FUCKING HAVE KIDS.