they call you cry baby.

nora jung. feelin' twenty two. part-time antique connoisseur, full-time loser.

[jungnora-blog]

my activity sucks rn i just have no muse i'm sorry :(

[maisiedix]

“ have you ever been so busy you feel like you haven’t breathed in like a week? that’s me right now. i’ve been taking all these crazy non-stop shifts at the rink, on top of kiddie lessons, on top of cat-sitting for ms. walker. plus – the cherry on top of the ‘on tops’, i’m so nervous about everything. like every single thing i encounter. i really need something, to like, take the edge off. suggestions? ” 

[jungnora-blog]

“nope, never, but i’m sorry that you can’t find time to breathe. uh...weed? something heavier if you’re that stressed? how about seven glasses of wine? ooh, no, a seventeen hour nap might do it for you.”

[lleon-blog1]

“of course the first thing i did when i got back to Amber was order a large plate of fries at the nutty diner. i mean, these fries are the pinnacle of this town. if i could marry a food, it would have to be this. sorry, i’m not tryin’ to keep droning on about food, but the plane back here was so long that it’s ALL i could think about.”

[jungnora-blog]

“to be fair, those fries are enough of a reason to never leave again. how long was your flight? did you have to eat gross plane food? that stuff may actually be worse than the shit they have at slice of heaven, which i didn't even think was possible.”

[viviancole]

“I swear to God I feel like the oldest person in this town.”

[jungnora-blog]

“well you definitely don’t look it. plus, i’m pretty sure my dad already has that spot taken.”

[jungnora-blog]

message ✉️ carter

carter: you said i could surprise you !

carter: i'm the best friend you could have .. i'm giving you good snacks that are good for you !

carter: ... but i could also have some back up junk food if you don't like it

nora: SURPRISES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUN, NOT LIFE RUINING

nora: why would i need my health when i can eat shit and be happy

nora: pls i will love u forever

[autumnlcve]

“ yikes, now you have me second guessing myself. honestly, you’re right. what if this is all a ploy ? after all, i could be amber springs’ resident gossip girl, xoxo. remind me to never do that again. wow, just one mention of this guy and you’re head over heels for him. got anything to spare for your local blubbering idiot ?? i can work with best man though, i guess.  listen…don’t put any ideas in her head…how could i ever compete with ya ? not fair. sweet and weird sounds just like you. i’ll end up loving it if that’s the rule. ”

[jungnora-blog]

“oh my god, you’ve totally revealed yourself now! you’re definitely our gossip girl, i can’t believe it. no, no, always do it- it was funny. obviously, anyone who has funny stoner stories is the one who owns my heart, i’m pretty easy. you guess? i can’t upgrade you any further unless you want to be the groom instead. you definitely could, i mean, for one, you have better hair than me. stop, you’ll make me blush.”

[minvpls-blog]

“ don’t be a wimp, nora ! c’mon, you gotta think fast ! ”

[jungnora-blog]

“i am not a wimp, i’m just not gifted physically! i never do anything fast, you should know this about me by now! i’ll just let you take me down, it’ll hurt less.”

[holdcns]

❝ if by worse you mean kinkier, then sure. i doubt she’s seen worse by quality, however. i still remember reading harry potter at her age for the first time. those books were lit.❞

[jungnora-blog]

“definitely meant kinkier, i don’t think it’s even possible to find a lower quality book. fuck, yeah, harry potter was the best. what thirteen year old chooses bondage over hogwarts?”

[noahfleis-blog]

[jacknickels]

“thank you. you have no idea how painful it was waiting for you to just agree with me because everyone knows melons are the double d’s of the fruit world. pal ? did you just friend-zone me ? i’m taking you off of my facebook page, someone else can be listed as my pet now.” 

[jungnora-blog]

“i can only imagine the agony. that’s true, it’s not even an opinion, just the truth. wait, no, babe, don’t be this way! you can’t demote me like this! this is just plain insulting, how dare you replace me!”

[jacknickels]

“please, no — it’s just the squishy raspberries, i’m obsessed with you. okay, i say fuck your fruit opinions but i dare you to think of a way to smack talk melons. they look like boobs, it’s amazing. and honeydew ones are fuckin’ green and it’s sick. — me ? pervert ? no way.” 

[jungnora-blog]

“lies, all the lies, you’re a hater! okay, fine, you’ve completely got me, i do love melons and boobs, i can’t argue there. anything boob-shaped is blessed and right. sure, sure, whatever you say, pal.”

[feistiest]

[jacknickels]

“right ? i tried telling steve that no one with an actual life thinks that black raspberries exist, but apparently google says they fucking do — don’t tell him i know now, though. he can’t be able to hold this over me, no fuckin’ way. the only thing that’s saving me is the no phones policy at work that keeps him from googling that shit right in front of my face. anyways. raspberries are not the only acceptable fruit, you disgust me. haven’t you ever had a strawberry, or watermelon ? or made eye contact with someone while they’re eating a banana ? life changing.” 

[jungnora-blog]

“shit, he owned you, slider steve was right! i might tell him just because you said i disgust you. um, strawberries are for the weak and watermelon is disgusting, you disgust me. i think we both know why you like seeing people eat bananas and it has nothing to do with the actual fruit, you pervert.”

[jungnora-blog]

@bumpyrhodes: @princessjung you can't live without me

@princessjung: @bumpyrhodes i know :((((( but i can live without *nsync pls i am begging

[kennedyhqs]

“ i don’t even know if she has any friends. ”

[jungnora-blog]

“oh god, the poor kid. it’s okay, you’ll be okay, just take her to the diner whenever she gets hungry and dump her at the arcade for entertainment! that should work, right?”

[jungnora-blog]

@bumpyrhodes: @princessjung no

@princessjung: @bumpyrhodes i officially don't want to know you anymore don't speak to me or my son ever again

[lestateur]