Hi could I get a Lando Norris request where they are in a secret relationship she is about five months pregnant so quite noticeable but hides behind baggy clothes of Landos. He wins his home race and runs over to her kissing her not realising all the cameras are on them or that the bump was visible.
BABY BUMP 》 LANDO NORRIS
summary; hiding your pregnancy from the media doesn't last long
ft; lando norris x pregnant!reader
contains; angst, fluff, smau
an; finally finished this... yeah so basically ive been coughing for two months straight im very tired very bored... might have mild asthma for the rest of my life or might not... but anyways im back to writing!
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yn british gp my beloved
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lando home race can’t wait to see you cheering for me
↳ yn who says i’m cheering for you
↳ lando 😔
↳ yn jk ily 🫶🫶
user1 is it just me or has yn been wearing super baggy clothes lately?
↳ user2 so????
↳ user1 idk call me crazy if you want
↳ user3 now that you mention it
user4 one chance is all i ask for
↳ lando no ❤️
↳ user4 😭
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lando p3 in quali... lets see how tomorrow goes 🧡
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yn so proud of you [liked by author]
↳ lando thanks love
↳ user5 nothing on the rumors yet...
user6 🧡🧡🧡
mclaren great job lando!
↳ user7 he ignored his team im crying LMAO
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mclaren congratulations Lando on winning his home race!
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user8 WHY ARE THEY IGNORING WHAT LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED ON SCREEN IN FRONT OF US???
↳ user9 right??? acting like their driver didnt get outed as pregnant is insaaaane
↳ user10 i read it like lando was pregnant 😭
lando thanks guys
↳ user11 OKAY BUT THE BABY?
yn congrats lando!
↳ user12 YOURE LITERALLY PREGNANT NO ONE CARES
↳ user12 i meant that no one cares lando won. obvi i care about ur baby but like GIRL
Pairing: sebastian vettel x stardew valley farmer!wife!reader
summary: when Sebastian’s wife quits her job, he encourages her to follow in her grandfather’s footsteps (unknowing that Grandfather went to some pretty weird places)
a/n: I love stardew valley so much and I would love to have a farm gifted to me where I could live like my farmer
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Private Messages, the Vettels
seb5fan
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seb5fan: pre-season interviews are up and tell me why Sebastian talking about his wife yn is my favorite thing ever?
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user1: no this is so real? Like he's obviously so in love with her it's insane
↳user2: I want what they have
↳user1: big mood
user3: he literally just lit up when talking about her??
user4: when am I getting a man that supports me this much?
↳user5: that's the real question
↳user6: seriously — yn literally just texted him out of the blue "I quit" and Seb was definitely like "finally!!"
↳user7: he's been so ready for her to be done with that job for months now!
user8: go get em seb!
user9: I love that the vettels are now farm people — it just makes sense
↳user10: wait what? Since when?
↳user9: it's near the end of the interview but Seb mentions that yn's grandfather left her a farm in Switzerland and since she quit her job she's moving there to live and work
↳user11: oh my god that really cool!
↳user12: what im hearing is that we're gonna be getting farm seb content soon
↳user9: potentially!
Private Messages, the Vettels
seb5fans
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seb5fans: another yn update! Apparently she's loving the farm life although Seb thinks she's working too hard and worries about her being on her own — he says it helps now that she's gotten a dog!
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user13: I knew they were a dog family
user14: literally every word that came out of his mouth delighted me
user15: I cannot wait for when he gets a chance to live the farm life
↳user16: I don't know when it's gonna happen but I'm still counting down the days
user17: in love with the fact that he just casually kept mentioning that his wife was now a farmer
↳user18: I mean I would too! It sounds like she's doing a pretty good job even with just a season of growing under her belt!
user19: ok when does he start coming to races with baskets full of fresh produce?
user20: how do we get the request to them to start an insta for their farm? I need the behind the scenes info right now
↳user21: I'll try! I've got tickets for the Ferrari fan forum next weekend 🤞🤞I'll see if I can ask Sebastian that question
↳user20: you are going to be the favorite of everyone if you can do it
Private Messages, the Vettels
beekeeper_farm
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beekeeper_farm: I was told people wanted to catch a glimpse of the farm life?
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user21: i have never wanted anything more
↳beekeeper_farm: concerning but glad you're here!
↳user21: you're a legit queen
lewishamilton: I think you guys should host the post season dinner this year!
↳beekeeper_farm: haha maybe not this year (our house is still kinda falling down…)
↳lewishamilton: what?
↳beekeeper_farm: don't worry I'm working on it!
user22: House falling down? No problem! Husband becoming a mistress in the Brocedess divorce? Why not? Unappealing photos of my new farm life? NOT on my watch liked by beekeeper_farm
user23: so why beekeeper_farm?
↳beekeeper_farm: it was my grandfather's a couple of decades ago and he focused on supporting the bees — lots of beehives and tons of flowers. I'm just honoring him with the name
↳user24: oh I love this so much
user25: time to find where beekeeper farm is so I can buy their products 🩷
↳beekeeper_farm: ummm…that's called stalking 🫶 and we'd rather you not do that
jensonbutton: summer break at the vettel's house
↳beekeeper_farm: oh absolutely!
↳lewishamilton: so you'll have us for summer break but not winter?
↳beekeeper_farm: summer break I can put you to work! I've got trees to be felled, boulders to be broken up and removed, weeds to be tackled…
↳jensonbutton: hmmmm that sounds like…Sunmer break in Italy!
↳beekeeper_farm: coward
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f1gossip
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f1gossip: caught speaking with fans during media day, Sebastian was asked about his summer plans "well I was going to go spend some time with my wife — check out the new farm and everything, apparently there's a cave system that yn has been mining recently, — but I'll actually be in Italy for most of it, sim work and sponsorship duties…"
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user26: with every new update we get from yn and the farm, the more I'm convinced she's the main character in something and we're all just npcs
↳user27: I've never heard it put that way but yes that's exactly it
user28: I adore him and yn so much? like he's so confused by what's she's been doing but he's still all whatever makes you happy!
↳used29: can I order one of him for me?
↳user30: big mood
user31: ok i wanna know what she's mining and why?? Like trying to rebuild an old farm is enough work already girl why are you adding to your burden??
↳user32: user31 asking the real questions over here
user33: I've got so many questions right now
↳user34: I have a feeling we won't be getting any of the answers
user35: we're all just living in yn's world aren't we??
↳user36: well I'd like a Sebastian of my own if it's true…
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beekeeper_farm
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beekeeper_farm: summer update — the farmhouse was renovated, the chickens are thriving, I found my first amethyst in the mines, and the dance of the moonlight jellies was amazing 🪼🪼🪼
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user37: I'd like to live your life please
↳user38: oh my god same
user39: the chickens are looking good!
↳beekeeper_farm: they're definitely the most spoiled chickens ever
↳user39: as they should be!
charles_leclerc: definitely coming over for Christmas
↳beekeeper_farm: of course you can, I've even got a room prepared for you
↳jensonbutton: the blatant favoritism happening right now?
↳beekeeper_farm: he's a polite young man who compliments my cooking and offers to take care of the dishes…unlike some people I could name
↳jensonbutton: …hey?
lewishamilton: I can bring some good vibes and Roscoe?
↳beekeeper_farm: acceptable I guess but you'll have to share with someone — Charles got the only single
↳lewishamilton: I see you've chosen a favorite
↳beekeeper_farm: of course
↳charles_leclerc: 😊😊
user50: ok is anyone gonna ask about the glowing jellyfish??
↳beekeeper_farm: there's something in the water that react with the jellyfish that's causes them to glow! And they those they glow
↳user51: …is anyone going to mention that Switzerland is landlocked and thus shouldn't have ANY jellyfish, let alone ones that glow??
↳user52: that's a good point…
user53: I love the window art! It's pretty but what is it?
↳beekeeper_farm: it's a jumino! They're helping me look after the farm
↳user54: …sure Jan
↳user55: well I'm sure that's not a concerning answer…
seb5fans
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seb5fans: Seb is finally heading to the farm! With the newest break happening after this race, he's off to Switzerland to see yn!
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user56: finally!
↳user57: I know…it's been so weird not having yn in the paddock at all
↳user58: I know, right?!?
↳user59: I need my vettels together finally
user60: I can't wait to see seb's response when he sees the farm
↳user61: wouldn't he know what it looks like?
↳user60: nah — yn mentioned that she almost never takes pictures for him, wanted it to be a surprise for whenever he appeared
↳user61: oh this is gonna be good!
user62: ok but I love how it's nico interviewing Sebastian
↳user63: the husband interviewing the mistress…comedy gold
↳user64: it's even better because they oh kept forgetting about the race and spent most of the interview taking about Lewis and yn
↳user65: god those two…
user66: German drivers >>> everyone else
↳user67: couldn't agree more
user68: yn I see your vision for chaos and I couldn't agree more
↳user69: I can't wait!
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okay yk i had to bring it back. hear me out guys. dark!ceo charles BUT you’re his business partner
bon’s dark thoughts (18+)
you sly dog, yknow what this reminds me of? idk if youve seen smallville, but there’s these episodes of clark kent as luthor in this alternate timeline, that’s what I’m imagining rn.
that cocky confident aura, a smile on his face with his dimples on display. youd be seated across from him, and he’d let his eyes wander over your curves, the way your blouse was straining against your tits, the buttons threatening to pop off any second. he thought it was cute that you were here acting like you owned the place and in the walls of the bleak conference room, he could smell the sweet scent of your perfume.
dark!ceo!charles slid his new policy paper over to you, eagerly waiting for you to sign. he noticed the way you chewed on your pen, reading the terms and agreements carefully before you frowned and glanced at one specific line.
“70-30?” you asked, “that’s hardly a fair deal. it should be 50-50.”
“well im funding most of the venture, ma cherié,” charles’ smile faltered ever so slightly at the way your brows furrowed together.
“but im the one executing it and marketing it to the public,” you snapped, which caused charles to raise his eyebrows. oh, so you were challenging him? trying to change his plans? he respected you only because of your position as his business partner and if it wasn’t for that, he deemed you good for sucking his cock under his desk as he worked. but here this little bitch was trying to dictate things she could hardly ever comprehend. when you slid the paper back to him, his patience snapped and he grabbed you by the throat, dragging you over the table.
“listen here, cunt,” he spat, “either you sign this deal or i make your life a living hell.”
and perhaps to further drive his point, he used his tie to bind your hands together, your clothes long gone with your legs spread. he purposely left the blinds open so his office could see what happened to sluts that thought they could order him around.
“i go out of my way to entertain your tiny little business and you decide to be an ungrateful whore,” he snarled, his hand repeatedly striking your cunt as your legs shook with the force of each slap. you cried out loud, your mouth gagged with your underwear. this was absolutely humiliating and you shuddered when he spat right onto your clit, his thumb pressing insistently on the bundle of nerves until you were shaking your head and sobbing.
“sign the deal, salope,” he murmured, “sign the deal or i’ll ruin your business, i’ll make you bankrupt don’t test me…”
when you reluctantly signed the paper, your hands shaking as your tears blotted the paper, he grabbed you by your hair and whispered into your ear,
“good girl, such a good girl,” he cooed, “finally knowing your place, i think you’ve earned my cock…”
there was an email addressed to you later that night about a potential merger between the two companies, and an extra note from charles that you were moving into his estate…
I think https://archiveofourown.org/works/74027601/chapters/194034091#workskin copied your fic
I've read a bit of it and I'm feeling like this might be true. I need more opinions though so if anyone sees this please help me out but I'll go over what I noticed so far:
Note the dates, I published the first chapter of mine first.
Ok. First, I think theirs is AI generated but I'm not the best at spotting it but if it is it makes me feel sick. Wtf.
Onto the comparison. I read up to chapter 6 so far btw.
Everyone on the grid in my fic is an alpha apart from Max, an omega. Everyone on the grid in their fic is an alpha except y/n.
Packs in their fic have a similar dynamic as my fic as far as I can tell, all alphas in the pack are with the omega, not just a mate.
There's a scene in the beginning where the drivers are talking about how much they would like an omega in their pack, just like in mine, that happens to occur during the driver's parade just like mine. This isn't explicitly stated in their fic, but it mentions waving to the crowd, the entire grid and a truck which can only mean the driver's parade.
Lewis and Max crash in my fic, smells him as an omega and Max is taken away by marshals, triggering Max's stress heat. In their fic, y/n crashes into Max due to her heat and Max smells an omega but y/n is taken away by marshals
In my fic, Max is being hounded by media and Charles, who is in pre-rut, smells his distress and becomes protective of him and drags him into the pack room speaking in a very caveman way (“pack is good” “omega is safe” etc). in their fic, Charles is in pre-rut as y/n is being hounded by media and drags her away to protect her, adopting the same caveman type of speech (“You are okay now, omega” and “I keep omega safe”)
Also note the way the dialogue is written as Max is dragged away and when y/n is dragged away:
The rookies are drawn to Max's scent as an omega in my fic. In their fic, Max has y/ns scent on him and the rookies (who are noted to have a better sense of smell as young alphas in both mine and their fic) follow the scent around and are drawn to it.
I feel like there's enough to make me suspicious but I also just don't know? Someone help me out here and prove I'm not crazy
summary; lewis comes home drunk from an after-race party wanting to be with his girlfriend
ft; clingy drunk!lewis hamilton x reader
contains; fluff
You’re ready for bed, cosy in your pajamas and still buzzing from your boyfriend’s podium finish, the first of this season so far. You would’ve gone out partying with him had it not for the headache you’d been suffering all weekend, but you were adamant that he should celebrate without you when he’d called after his race.
It is a little quiet, though, and maybe you miss Lewis just a little. His laughter. His smile and the gap between his front teeth.
He’ll be home soon, you think. You were the one who told him to head out afterall.
The door to your hotel room unlocks and opens. You come out of the bathroom, just finished brushing your teeth, to face Lewis stumbling through the door.
“Hey,” he slurs, closing the door and gently grabbing your arm. “Love you. Hi.”
Lewis drags you into his chest and slumps instantly, dragging you down with his weight. Despite that, you chuckle softly. “How was the party, love?”
“So boring. Ugh. You weren’t there.” Lewis pouts, huffing into your ear. The alcohol on his breath informs you that he is, in fact, drunk.
You hug him close, headache a little more bearable now that Lewis is here to be your personal human heater.
“’M really sorry,” he slurs, trying to pull back but gets distracted by squeezing your hips.
“For what?” you laugh, brows furrowing.
“Dunno,” he mumbles. “But you didn’t celebrate my win with me so I must’ve made you mad and I don’t want to make you mad ’cause I’m gonna marry you one day.”
“You are?”
“Mhm. Gon’ be your husband. For... For forever.”
You can’t help but chuckle at his unwavering confidence. It warms you, though, to know that even drunk he loves you so much.
“Why you laughin’? Wha’s funny?”
“Let’s get you to bed, mister.”
Lewis straightens, stumbling back a little as you try to catch him. He pouts stubbornly and shakes his head. “I’m not goin’ anywhere without you.”
“Fine. Yes, fine, let’s go to bed together,” you chuckle, now able to pull Lewis along without resistance. He follows happily, an arm snaking around your waist like he needs it to be there.
When you get into the bedroom, he drags you onto the bed, little care for getting under the blanket. Lewis tries to snuggles up to you instantly, hands trying to pull you closer. You block him.
“Why,” he says with a frown, nuzzling your shoulder. “So pretty. Shouldn’t have to wait.”
“Under the blankets, Lewis.”
It’s a bit of a struggle to get him to cooperate, but eventually you do, finally allowing him to hum happily into your shoulder and hold you close.
The apartemnt goes quiet. It’s just you and him, his breath steady into your shoulder.
“Love you. So much,” he slurs, half asleep. Your chest blooms with warmth. “My pretty wife.”
“Not yet,” you remind him gently, holding in your laughter as best you can.
Summary: You and Max are supposed to be planning your wedding together, but lately it feels like you’re the only one who really cares and it’s starting to feel awfully lonely doing it by yourself.
A/N: A little something inspired by recent news 💍
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The guest list is open on your laptop, but you’re not looking at it anymore. You’re looking at Max, his head tipped back against the couch, phone in hand, not even pretending to pay attention.
You swallow a sigh.
“Max,” you say, for the third time. “Do we really want to seat your aunt next to my uncle? They bickered non-stop at your birthday.”
He hums noncommittally, eyes still on his screen.
“Max.”
“Hm?” His gaze lifts, dazed, like he’s just now registering you spoke.
You close the laptop slowly. “Did you hear anything I just said?”
He scratches his jaw, sheepish but not enough. “Something about the tables?”
You let out a breath, tired and frustrated. This isn’t the first time it’s happened, this sense of talking to him and somehow still being alone in it. For the past few weeks you’ve been knee-deep in wedding prep, florists, colour schemes, tasting menus, venue walkthroughs where you try to picture the two of you standing side by side, promising forever, but lately that image feels harder to hold on to.
Max floats in and out of it all, more like a guest than the groom. He smiles when you ask, nods when you insist. Says whatever you want.
At first you thought it was sweet, he wanted it to be your dream day, but now it feels like it’s not ours at all. Now it just feels lonely.
You push up off the couch and walk into the kitchen just to have space to breathe. You’re not crying. Not yet. Behind you, you hear Max finally putting his phone down. “Wait, what’s wrong?”
You laugh once under your breath, but it’s humourless. “You really don’t know?”
His footsteps follow, slow and hesitant. He leans against the doorway. “I… I figured you were just a bit stressed.”
You face him. “I am stressed Max! Because I’m planning a wedding. Our wedding. But you act like you couldn’t care less.”
His brows furrow. “What are you talking about? Of course I care.”
“Do you?” Your voice is sharper than you mean, but it’s too late to soften it. “Because every time I ask you a question, about music, the food, the ceremony you just say ‘whatever you want.’ Like none of it matters to you.”
He blinks. “I just want you to be happy.”
You shake your head. “I get that, but that’s not what this is about. I am happy, especially with you. I just… I want you to show up. To be here and care.”
He runs a hand through his hair, exhaling hard. “I am here. I said yes to whatever you wanted because I trust your taste. I thought that was a good thing.”
“Trusting me isn’t the same as caring.” Your voice wavers, and you hate that it does. “I’m just asking for effort. I don’t want to feel like I’m marrying someone who doesn’t even care about the day we start the rest of our lives together.”
He looks stunned, caught between guilt and confusion.
You drop your gaze, your voice lower now. “If you don’t care about the wedding… why are you even marrying me?”
Silence. Like the whole world holds its breath.
You glance up at him, and his expression crumbles.
“Hey—no,” he cuts in, shaking his head like he can undo your words by force alone. “No, don’t say that. Please. Don’t. You can’t think that, I—fuck—I’m not good with this stuff.”
You wrap your arms around yourself, trying to keep it together. “Then help me understand because right now it feels like I’m the only one who’s in this… like you’re just… watching from the sidelines waiting for it to be over.”
He crosses the room in two strides, hands reaching for yours. “Hey. Look at me.”
You do, reluctantly. His eyes are full of something raw now, not distant at all.
“I didn’t realise I was hurting you,” he says, voice cracking slightly. “I swear, I just… I thought the best thing I could do was let you make all the decisions I'm no good at this stuff anyway. I figured it’s your day, well, our day, I know that, but I wanted it to be everything and anything you've ever dreamed of. I didn’t think you needed me to weigh in on napkin colours or desert menus if it wasn’t important to me. I thought giving you space meant I was helping.”
You blink back tears but don't respond yet.
He continues. “I didn’t want to accidentally ruin it by pushing for something you didn’t like because it’s not about what the day looks like to me. It’s about you. About us. I don’t care if we get married in a palace or a car park as long as it’s with you I’m in, and it will still be the best day of my life because it’s the day I get to call you mine forever.”
The sincerity in his voice disarms you completely. Your chest aches and the tears sting a little more now, not from frustration, but from how badly you wanted to hear this.
You exhale slowly. “Oh Max I appreciate that, it's really sweet and I feel that way too… but still I wanted this to be something we did together. Not just something I do and you show up for. I don’t need you to pick the napkins. I just need to feel like you care. That you’re excited too.”
He steps closer, gently cupping your face. “I’m excited,” he says softly. “I’m so damn excited. I think about standing at the altar and seeing you walk down the aisle and I—I can’t even describe what I feel.”
A smile finally breaks onto your face.
“I just didn’t realise,” he continues, “that trying to stay out of the way was making you feel alone in this. I’m sorry. I’ll do better. I want to do better. Just… tell me where to start.”
You stare at him for a long beat, watching the flicker of desperation in his eyes. Then you grab his hand and tug him back toward the couch.
“We’re redoing the seating chart,” you say, pulling your laptop open.
He groans dramatically, collapsing next to you. “Please not the seating chart.”
“Max!”
He grins and nudges your shoulder. “I’m kidding, I’m yours for the rest of the day. Let’s do this.”
You lean your head against his arm, and for the first time in weeks it feels like it’s not all on your shoulders. You feel like a team again, and that, more than the flowers or food or the napkins is what you needed all along.
The next few days are different.
You notice it in the smallest ways. Max starts asking questions, about vendors, cakes, what the venue looks like at night. He sits through meetings even when they run long. He doesn’t scroll through his phone. He listens. He shows up.
Somehow it makes everything feel a little lighter.
You still do most of the planning because let’s be honest, Max Verstappen doesn’t care about peony arrangements or antique gold-rimmed charger plates, but the difference now is he wants to understand why you care. He asks what you like about things, watches your eyes light up, and then smiles like he’s filing it away in some internal archive labeled how to love her better.
It's a late afternoon after a final dress fitting when you come home to find the apartment empty. There's a note on the counter in his messy handwriting.
Back in an hour. Don’t peek in the guest room. Seriously. I’ll know. – M
You blink curiosity immediately piqued but you listen. Barely.
He returns later with a smug smile, takes your hand, and says, “I want to show you something.”
When you reach the guest room door, he pauses.
“So… you said you wanted this to be ours, not just yours,” he says slowly, scratching the back of his neck. “And you were right. I wasn’t helping before. I thought being hands-off would make things easier for you, but I get it now it made you feel alone. So I wanted to contribute something.”
You look at him, heart fluttering. “What did you do?”
He opens the door. The room has been transformed into a mini wedding planning den, pinned photos, timelines, sticky notes, samples, but the centrepiece is a giant cork board covered in polaroids and printed photos of the two of you through the years.
Race weekends. Lazy mornings. Monaco rooftops. That blurry selfie from your first trip together when he still had his arm awkwardly half-around you, not yet sure if he could hold you close.
At the centre of the board in simple script:
"Our Beginning. Our Middle. Our Forever."
You stare in disbelief, hands pressed to your chest.
Max glances at you nervously. “I know you’ve been doing most of the work and I probably still won’t be great with choosing the appetisers or whatever, but this part? Us? That’s what I want to build. A reminder of what we’ve already made together.”
Your lips part, overwhelmed.
He pulls a small envelope from his back pocket. “Also… I may have secretly booked the string quartet you love, and the jazz trio for cocktail hour. And your favourite patisserie from Paris? They’re doing the cake.”
Your head snaps up. “What? How did you even—?”
“I made some calls.” He shrugs. “Annoyed a few assistants.”
Your heart aches in the best way. You walk toward the photo board, tracing a few edges with your fingers. “I can’t believe you did all this.”
He wraps his arms around your waist from behind. “I can’t believe you’re marrying me.”
You turn in his arms and look up at him, voice soft. “I never wanted perfect Max. I just wanted the you I always knew was there the one who cares, who always shows up.”
He leans down to kiss you, slow and gentle.
“I’m here,” he murmurs. “All in.”
“I love you so much,” You press your forehead to his. “And you picked the cake?”
He smiles, mischievous. “You can change it still of course, but I wanted you to be sure that I know you. And I told the baker if she cries when she tastes it it’s the right one.”
You laugh through your glossy eyes, shaking your head. “You’re ridiculous.”
“I’m in love,” he says. “And I can’t wait to marry you.”
Right there in a cluttered room filled with memories and colour-coded sticky notes, it finally feels like everything is falling into place not because it’s all perfectly planned, but because he’s in it now. Heart and soul. Always.