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Mari, 30s
Found on Bluesky, Pillowfort, Dreamwidth, and AO3 with the same username. I’m also on discord in f1 themed server hosted by @/sinofwriting. I’m not sure how active I’ll be on those sites but I’ll be there!
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summary: when a certain list gets leaked, charles is not pleased
a/n: last year there was a poll on who the biggest munch was…I didn’t agree with the result and neither did @sinofwriting 😂
a/n2: this wasn’t what I thought was going to break my writers block but I’m not mad
Masterlist
Bluesky
user1: where's the rest of it!!
↳user2: we need it!
user3: release the list!
user4: ok who's coming before Pierre on this???
↳user5: that's what I need to know! And it's not just the current grid too!
↳user4: right?? Because there's Arthur and mark so that means it could be ANYONE!?!
user6: c'on gossip page - we need the full list!
↳user7: this is NOT the silly season frenzy we asked for!
user8: Alex is coming before Franco?
user9: I know people are freaking out about the rest of the list but I want to talk about the numbers we do have…
↳user10: whoever wrote this is galaxy brained for putting Pierre and Daniel so close to the top
user11: I need the reasonings for isack and Arthur being so high!
↳user12: I don't know…the vibes just seem right for them being 8&9
↳user11: but before Carlos?
user13: THE REAL QUESTION IS WHO IS 1 & 2 & 3?!?
↳user14: that question is the same level of chaos as asking who's the most beautiful Greek goddess
↳user15: and will ruin just as many lives
user16: Lewis has GOT to be up there
↳user17: that diva?? No way
user18: Lando is #1 and I will not be accepting any questions or criticisms
↳user19: Will you accept this ticket to the nearest psych ward?
user20: I'm saying Charles for 1
↳user21: sure Jan
↳user22: wow I haven't seen anyone say something so…wrong
↳user23: him??? Be the top munch??
↳not_charles: what.
cl16gossip
liked by user, user, user, and 1,820,902 others
cl16gossip: ok why is charles pouting this weekend?
view all comments
user24: that's what I want to know! It's Monaco! Things seem to be going well! Why is he so sad??
user25: ferrrari hasn't been fucking up recently and he was fastest in both FPs so far?
user26: I mean yn hasn't been around yet so far? She's still traveling for her work
↳user27: ok but he went around literally all day yesterday with her on video call so I don't think it's that
↳user28: side note but I want to be traveling with charles via video call because he misses me so much
↳user29: yn is living the dream
user30: …could this be about the List?
↳user31: I will simply ascend on the spot if he knows about that
user32: it's unfair that he still looks so pretty even when he's so sad
↳user33: speak the truth!
user34: someone light up yn's bat signal! We need a happy charles back
Private Messages: Charles and YN
yn posted 2 stories
[I like you best when your head’s between my legs][I wanna paint your face like Mona Lisa]
charles_leclerc responded chérie this isn’t your private account
yn’s stories
Bluesky
user35: oh my god I thought I was the only one 😂😂
↳user36: no no no you're not the screenshots are going crazy right now
user37: I love this?
user38: I didn't have yn exposing charles (and herself) via horny song lyrics on an instagram story on my bingo card this year…
↳user39: who would???
user40: horny freaks /affectionate
user41: …is this why charles was so pouty in Monaco?!?!
↳user42: omg imagine that conversation 😂😂 "yn where are you I need to prove the gossip pages wrong!"
↳user41: I don't even care about the truth that's exactly what happened
f1gossip
liked by user, user, user, and 2,113,120 others
f1gossip: and for the 3rd weekend in a row, Charles Leclerc has been fined for being late. Is this simply forgetfulness or something more?
view all comments
user50: he's progressively getting more annoyed with it too
↳user51: I mean it seems like it's his fault so he can only blame himself
user52: I doubt it's sabotage — it seems more like he's forgetting the time 😂
↳user53: lord Charles get it together please we need you to lock the fuck in
user54: I just like watching him run
user55: can I say something brave?
↳user56: ??
↳user55: I think yn has something to do with his lateness — she's been looking mighty satisfied lately if you catch my drift 😏😏
↳user57: surely you're not saying what I think you're saying?
↳user55: I'm saying that Charles saw that list and decided to prove he deserved that top spot
↳user56: oh my god 😱😱
↳user57: …why can I see that now???
cl16gossip
liked by user, user, user, and 1,929,000 others
cl16gossip: Charles nooooooo why would you shave??
view all comments
user58: he's so…babygirl??
user59: he lost like 10 years in age
user60: Charles please we need the beard back
↳user61: he just looks wrong without it
↳user60: he does!
user62: 😂😏😏😏
↳user63: what does that mean?
↳user62: it means it confirms the theories running around that Charles has been eating yn out very consistently — men's beards can be bleached that way
↳user63: …are you saying his beard was getting bleached because of cunnilingus so he shaved it off??
↳user62: yeah
↳user63: oh my god
user64: I mean I know he shaves it off occasionally but I'm now and forevermore going to think this when he does
↳user65: same
user66: can I be yn? For like just a day or 2?
↳user67: screw that I wanna be her forever
user68: I do believe we've lost the plot completely
↳user69: but this is better
yn
liked by charles_leclerc, pierregasly, maxverstappen1, and 2,822,029 others
tagged: charles_leclerc
yn: just to clear up any confusion — Mr. #1 likes his dinner in bed
view all comments
user70: OH MY GOD
↳user71: can you do this? Is this allowed?
charles_leclerc: i do indeed 😊 and i eat very well
↳yn: yes you do ❤️
↳user72: I'm literally fainting right now
user73: yn did you really just post this?? Or am I hallucinating?
↳user74: if you are I am too
↳user75: mass hysteria clearly
francisca.cgomes: 🤭🤭🤭 liked by yn
↳user76: oh my god the fomo right now
user77: I don't even know
↳user78: right? Like I knew but I didn't know, you know??
summary: when a certain list gets leaked, charles is not pleased
a/n: last year there was a poll on who the biggest munch was…I didn’t agree with the result and neither did @sinofwriting 😂
a/n2: this wasn’t what I thought was going to break my writers block but I’m not mad
Masterlist
Bluesky
user1: where's the rest of it!!
↳user2: we need it!
user3: release the list!
user4: ok who's coming before Pierre on this???
↳user5: that's what I need to know! And it's not just the current grid too!
↳user4: right?? Because there's Arthur and mark so that means it could be ANYONE!?!
user6: c'on gossip page - we need the full list!
↳user7: this is NOT the silly season frenzy we asked for!
user8: Alex is coming before Franco?
user9: I know people are freaking out about the rest of the list but I want to talk about the numbers we do have…
↳user10: whoever wrote this is galaxy brained for putting Pierre and Daniel so close to the top
user11: I need the reasonings for isack and Arthur being so high!
↳user12: I don't know…the vibes just seem right for them being 8&9
↳user11: but before Carlos?
user13: THE REAL QUESTION IS WHO IS 1 & 2 & 3?!?
↳user14: that question is the same level of chaos as asking who's the most beautiful Greek goddess
↳user15: and will ruin just as many lives
user16: Lewis has GOT to be up there
↳user17: that diva?? No way
user18: Lando is #1 and I will not be accepting any questions or criticisms
↳user19: Will you accept this ticket to the nearest psych ward?
user20: I'm saying Charles for 1
↳user21: sure Jan
↳user22: wow I haven't seen anyone say something so…wrong
↳user23: him??? Be the top munch??
↳not_charles: what.
cl16gossip
liked by user, user, user, and 1,820,902 others
cl16gossip: ok why is charles pouting this weekend?
view all comments
user24: that's what I want to know! It's Monaco! Things seem to be going well! Why is he so sad??
user25: ferrrari hasn't been fucking up recently and he was fastest in both FPs so far?
user26: I mean yn hasn't been around yet so far? She's still traveling for her work
↳user27: ok but he went around literally all day yesterday with her on video call so I don't think it's that
↳user28: side note but I want to be traveling with charles via video call because he misses me so much
↳user29: yn is living the dream
user30: …could this be about the List?
↳user31: I will simply ascend on the spot if he knows about that
user32: it's unfair that he still looks so pretty even when he's so sad
↳user33: speak the truth!
user34: someone light up yn's bat signal! We need a happy charles back
Private Messages: Charles and YN
yn posted 2 stories
[I like you best when your head’s between my legs][I wanna paint your face like Mona Lisa]
charles_leclerc responded chérie this isn’t your private account
yn’s stories
Bluesky
user35: oh my god I thought I was the only one 😂😂
↳user36: no no no you're not the screenshots are going crazy right now
user37: I love this?
user38: I didn't have yn exposing charles (and herself) via horny song lyrics on an instagram story on my bingo card this year…
↳user39: who would???
user40: horny freaks /affectionate
user41: …is this why charles was so pouty in Monaco?!?!
↳user42: omg imagine that conversation 😂😂 "yn where are you I need to prove the gossip pages wrong!"
↳user41: I don't even care about the truth that's exactly what happened
f1gossip
liked by user, user, user, and 2,113,120 others
f1gossip: and for the 3rd weekend in a row, Charles Leclerc has been fined for being late. Is this simply forgetfulness or something more?
view all comments
user50: he's progressively getting more annoyed with it too
↳user51: I mean it seems like it's his fault so he can only blame himself
user52: I doubt it's sabotage — it seems more like he's forgetting the time 😂
↳user53: lord Charles get it together please we need you to lock the fuck in
user54: I just like watching him run
user55: can I say something brave?
↳user56: ??
↳user55: I think yn has something to do with his lateness — she's been looking mighty satisfied lately if you catch my drift 😏😏
↳user57: surely you're not saying what I think you're saying?
↳user55: I'm saying that Charles saw that list and decided to prove he deserved that top spot
↳user56: oh my god 😱😱
↳user57: …why can I see that now???
cl16gossip
liked by user, user, user, and 1,929,000 others
cl16gossip: Charles nooooooo why would you shave??
view all comments
user58: he's so…babygirl??
user59: he lost like 10 years in age
user60: Charles please we need the beard back
↳user61: he just looks wrong without it
↳user60: he does!
user62: 😂😏😏😏
↳user63: what does that mean?
↳user62: it means it confirms the theories running around that Charles has been eating yn out very consistently — men's beards can be bleached that way
↳user63: …are you saying his beard was getting bleached because of cunnilingus so he shaved it off??
↳user62: yeah
↳user63: oh my god
user64: I mean I know he shaves it off occasionally but I'm now and forevermore going to think this when he does
↳user65: same
user66: can I be yn? For like just a day or 2?
↳user67: screw that I wanna be her forever
user68: I do believe we've lost the plot completely
↳user69: but this is better
yn
liked by charles_leclerc, pierregasly, maxverstappen1, and 2,822,029 others
tagged: charles_leclerc
yn: just to clear up any confusion — Mr. #1 likes his dinner in bed
view all comments
user70: OH MY GOD
↳user71: can you do this? Is this allowed?
charles_leclerc: i do indeed 😊 and i eat very well
↳yn: yes you do ❤️
↳user72: I'm literally fainting right now
user73: yn did you really just post this?? Or am I hallucinating?
↳user74: if you are I am too
↳user75: mass hysteria clearly
francisca.cgomes: 🤭🤭🤭 liked by yn
↳user76: oh my god the fomo right now
user77: I don't even know
↳user78: right? Like I knew but I didn't know, you know??
summary: when a certain list gets leaked, charles is not pleased
a/n: last year there was a poll on who the biggest munch was…I didn’t agree with the result and neither did @sinofwriting 😂
a/n2: this wasn’t what I thought was going to break my writers block but I’m not mad
Masterlist
Bluesky
user1: where's the rest of it!!
↳user2: we need it!
user3: release the list!
user4: ok who's coming before Pierre on this???
↳user5: that's what I need to know! And it's not just the current grid too!
↳user4: right?? Because there's Arthur and mark so that means it could be ANYONE!?!
user6: c'on gossip page - we need the full list!
↳user7: this is NOT the silly season frenzy we asked for!
user8: Alex is coming before Franco?
user9: I know people are freaking out about the rest of the list but I want to talk about the numbers we do have…
↳user10: whoever wrote this is galaxy brained for putting Pierre and Daniel so close to the top
user11: I need the reasonings for isack and Arthur being so high!
↳user12: I don't know…the vibes just seem right for them being 8&9
↳user11: but before Carlos?
user13: THE REAL QUESTION IS WHO IS 1 & 2 & 3?!?
↳user14: that question is the same level of chaos as asking who's the most beautiful Greek goddess
↳user15: and will ruin just as many lives
user16: Lewis has GOT to be up there
↳user17: that diva?? No way
user18: Lando is #1 and I will not be accepting any questions or criticisms
↳user19: Will you accept this ticket to the nearest psych ward?
user20: I'm saying Charles for 1
↳user21: sure Jan
↳user22: wow I haven't seen anyone say something so…wrong
↳user23: him??? Be the top munch??
↳not_charles: what.
cl16gossip
liked by user, user, user, and 1,820,902 others
cl16gossip: ok why is charles pouting this weekend?
view all comments
user24: that's what I want to know! It's Monaco! Things seem to be going well! Why is he so sad??
user25: ferrrari hasn't been fucking up recently and he was fastest in both FPs so far?
user26: I mean yn hasn't been around yet so far? She's still traveling for her work
↳user27: ok but he went around literally all day yesterday with her on video call so I don't think it's that
↳user28: side note but I want to be traveling with charles via video call because he misses me so much
↳user29: yn is living the dream
user30: …could this be about the List?
↳user31: I will simply ascend on the spot if he knows about that
user32: it's unfair that he still looks so pretty even when he's so sad
↳user33: speak the truth!
user34: someone light up yn's bat signal! We need a happy charles back
Private Messages: Charles and YN
yn posted 2 stories
[I like you best when your head’s between my legs][I wanna paint your face like Mona Lisa]
charles_leclerc responded chérie this isn’t your private account
yn’s stories
Bluesky
user35: oh my god I thought I was the only one 😂😂
↳user36: no no no you're not the screenshots are going crazy right now
user37: I love this?
user38: I didn't have yn exposing charles (and herself) via horny song lyrics on an instagram story on my bingo card this year…
↳user39: who would???
user40: horny freaks /affectionate
user41: …is this why charles was so pouty in Monaco?!?!
↳user42: omg imagine that conversation 😂😂 "yn where are you I need to prove the gossip pages wrong!"
↳user41: I don't even care about the truth that's exactly what happened
f1gossip
liked by user, user, user, and 2,113,120 others
f1gossip: and for the 3rd weekend in a row, Charles Leclerc has been fined for being late. Is this simply forgetfulness or something more?
view all comments
user50: he's progressively getting more annoyed with it too
↳user51: I mean it seems like it's his fault so he can only blame himself
user52: I doubt it's sabotage — it seems more like he's forgetting the time 😂
↳user53: lord Charles get it together please we need you to lock the fuck in
user54: I just like watching him run
user55: can I say something brave?
↳user56: ??
↳user55: I think yn has something to do with his lateness — she's been looking mighty satisfied lately if you catch my drift 😏😏
↳user57: surely you're not saying what I think you're saying?
↳user55: I'm saying that Charles saw that list and decided to prove he deserved that top spot
↳user56: oh my god 😱😱
↳user57: …why can I see that now???
cl16gossip
liked by user, user, user, and 1,929,000 others
cl16gossip: Charles nooooooo why would you shave??
view all comments
user58: he's so…babygirl??
user59: he lost like 10 years in age
user60: Charles please we need the beard back
↳user61: he just looks wrong without it
↳user60: he does!
user62: 😂😏😏😏
↳user63: what does that mean?
↳user62: it means it confirms the theories running around that Charles has been eating yn out very consistently — men's beards can be bleached that way
↳user63: …are you saying his beard was getting bleached because of cunnilingus so he shaved it off??
↳user62: yeah
↳user63: oh my god
user64: I mean I know he shaves it off occasionally but I'm now and forevermore going to think this when he does
↳user65: same
user66: can I be yn? For like just a day or 2?
↳user67: screw that I wanna be her forever
user68: I do believe we've lost the plot completely
↳user69: but this is better
yn
liked by charles_leclerc, pierregasly, maxverstappen1, and 2,822,029 others
tagged: charles_leclerc
yn: just to clear up any confusion — Mr. #1 likes his dinner in bed
view all comments
user70: OH MY GOD
↳user71: can you do this? Is this allowed?
charles_leclerc: i do indeed 😊 and i eat very well
↳yn: yes you do ❤️
↳user72: I'm literally fainting right now
user73: yn did you really just post this?? Or am I hallucinating?
↳user74: if you are I am too
↳user75: mass hysteria clearly
francisca.cgomes: 🤭🤭🤭 liked by yn
↳user76: oh my god the fomo right now
user77: I don't even know
↳user78: right? Like I knew but I didn't know, you know??
summary: when a certain list gets leaked, charles is not pleased
a/n: last year there was a poll on who the biggest munch was…I didn’t agree with the result and neither did @sinofwriting 😂
a/n2: this wasn’t what I thought was going to break my writers block but I’m not mad
Masterlist
Bluesky
user1: where's the rest of it!!
↳user2: we need it!
user3: release the list!
user4: ok who's coming before Pierre on this???
↳user5: that's what I need to know! And it's not just the current grid too!
↳user4: right?? Because there's Arthur and mark so that means it could be ANYONE!?!
user6: c'on gossip page - we need the full list!
↳user7: this is NOT the silly season frenzy we asked for!
user8: Alex is coming before Franco?
user9: I know people are freaking out about the rest of the list but I want to talk about the numbers we do have…
↳user10: whoever wrote this is galaxy brained for putting Pierre and Daniel so close to the top
user11: I need the reasonings for isack and Arthur being so high!
↳user12: I don't know…the vibes just seem right for them being 8&9
↳user11: but before Carlos?
user13: THE REAL QUESTION IS WHO IS 1 & 2 & 3?!?
↳user14: that question is the same level of chaos as asking who's the most beautiful Greek goddess
↳user15: and will ruin just as many lives
user16: Lewis has GOT to be up there
↳user17: that diva?? No way
user18: Lando is #1 and I will not be accepting any questions or criticisms
↳user19: Will you accept this ticket to the nearest psych ward?
user20: I'm saying Charles for 1
↳user21: sure Jan
↳user22: wow I haven't seen anyone say something so…wrong
↳user23: him??? Be the top munch??
↳not_charles: what.
cl16gossip
liked by user, user, user, and 1,820,902 others
cl16gossip: ok why is charles pouting this weekend?
view all comments
user24: that's what I want to know! It's Monaco! Things seem to be going well! Why is he so sad??
user25: ferrrari hasn't been fucking up recently and he was fastest in both FPs so far?
user26: I mean yn hasn't been around yet so far? She's still traveling for her work
↳user27: ok but he went around literally all day yesterday with her on video call so I don't think it's that
↳user28: side note but I want to be traveling with charles via video call because he misses me so much
↳user29: yn is living the dream
user30: …could this be about the List?
↳user31: I will simply ascend on the spot if he knows about that
user32: it's unfair that he still looks so pretty even when he's so sad
↳user33: speak the truth!
user34: someone light up yn's bat signal! We need a happy charles back
Private Messages: Charles and YN
yn posted 2 stories
[I like you best when your head’s between my legs][I wanna paint your face like Mona Lisa]
charles_leclerc responded chérie this isn’t your private account
yn’s stories
Bluesky
user35: oh my god I thought I was the only one 😂😂
↳user36: no no no you're not the screenshots are going crazy right now
user37: I love this?
user38: I didn't have yn exposing charles (and herself) via horny song lyrics on an instagram story on my bingo card this year…
↳user39: who would???
user40: horny freaks /affectionate
user41: …is this why charles was so pouty in Monaco?!?!
↳user42: omg imagine that conversation 😂😂 "yn where are you I need to prove the gossip pages wrong!"
↳user41: I don't even care about the truth that's exactly what happened
f1gossip
liked by user, user, user, and 2,113,120 others
f1gossip: and for the 3rd weekend in a row, Charles Leclerc has been fined for being late. Is this simply forgetfulness or something more?
view all comments
user50: he's progressively getting more annoyed with it too
↳user51: I mean it seems like it's his fault so he can only blame himself
user52: I doubt it's sabotage — it seems more like he's forgetting the time 😂
↳user53: lord Charles get it together please we need you to lock the fuck in
user54: I just like watching him run
user55: can I say something brave?
↳user56: ??
↳user55: I think yn has something to do with his lateness — she's been looking mighty satisfied lately if you catch my drift 😏😏
↳user57: surely you're not saying what I think you're saying?
↳user55: I'm saying that Charles saw that list and decided to prove he deserved that top spot
↳user56: oh my god 😱😱
↳user57: …why can I see that now???
cl16gossip
liked by user, user, user, and 1,929,000 others
cl16gossip: Charles nooooooo why would you shave??
view all comments
user58: he's so…babygirl??
user59: he lost like 10 years in age
user60: Charles please we need the beard back
↳user61: he just looks wrong without it
↳user60: he does!
user62: 😂😏😏😏
↳user63: what does that mean?
↳user62: it means it confirms the theories running around that Charles has been eating yn out very consistently — men's beards can be bleached that way
↳user63: …are you saying his beard was getting bleached because of cunnilingus so he shaved it off??
↳user62: yeah
↳user63: oh my god
user64: I mean I know he shaves it off occasionally but I'm now and forevermore going to think this when he does
↳user65: same
user66: can I be yn? For like just a day or 2?
↳user67: screw that I wanna be her forever
user68: I do believe we've lost the plot completely
↳user69: but this is better
yn
liked by charles_leclerc, pierregasly, maxverstappen1, and 2,822,029 others
tagged: charles_leclerc
yn: just to clear up any confusion — Mr. #1 likes his dinner in bed
view all comments
user70: OH MY GOD
↳user71: can you do this? Is this allowed?
charles_leclerc: i do indeed 😊 and i eat very well
↳yn: yes you do ❤️
↳user72: I'm literally fainting right now
user73: yn did you really just post this?? Or am I hallucinating?
↳user74: if you are I am too
↳user75: mass hysteria clearly
francisca.cgomes: 🤭🤭🤭 liked by yn
↳user76: oh my god the fomo right now
user77: I don't even know
↳user78: right? Like I knew but I didn't know, you know??
summary: when a certain list gets leaked, charles is not pleased
a/n: last year there was a poll on who the biggest munch was…I didn’t agree with the result and neither did @sinofwriting 😂
a/n2: this wasn’t what I thought was going to break my writers block but I’m not mad
Masterlist
Bluesky
user1: where's the rest of it!!
↳user2: we need it!
user3: release the list!
user4: ok who's coming before Pierre on this???
↳user5: that's what I need to know! And it's not just the current grid too!
↳user4: right?? Because there's Arthur and mark so that means it could be ANYONE!?!
user6: c'on gossip page - we need the full list!
↳user7: this is NOT the silly season frenzy we asked for!
user8: Alex is coming before Franco?
user9: I know people are freaking out about the rest of the list but I want to talk about the numbers we do have…
↳user10: whoever wrote this is galaxy brained for putting Pierre and Daniel so close to the top
user11: I need the reasonings for isack and Arthur being so high!
↳user12: I don't know…the vibes just seem right for them being 8&9
↳user11: but before Carlos?
user13: THE REAL QUESTION IS WHO IS 1 & 2 & 3?!?
↳user14: that question is the same level of chaos as asking who's the most beautiful Greek goddess
↳user15: and will ruin just as many lives
user16: Lewis has GOT to be up there
↳user17: that diva?? No way
user18: Lando is #1 and I will not be accepting any questions or criticisms
↳user19: Will you accept this ticket to the nearest psych ward?
user20: I'm saying Charles for 1
↳user21: sure Jan
↳user22: wow I haven't seen anyone say something so…wrong
↳user23: him??? Be the top munch??
↳not_charles: what.
cl16gossip
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cl16gossip: ok why is charles pouting this weekend?
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user24: that's what I want to know! It's Monaco! Things seem to be going well! Why is he so sad??
user25: ferrrari hasn't been fucking up recently and he was fastest in both FPs so far?
user26: I mean yn hasn't been around yet so far? She's still traveling for her work
↳user27: ok but he went around literally all day yesterday with her on video call so I don't think it's that
↳user28: side note but I want to be traveling with charles via video call because he misses me so much
↳user29: yn is living the dream
user30: …could this be about the List?
↳user31: I will simply ascend on the spot if he knows about that
user32: it's unfair that he still looks so pretty even when he's so sad
↳user33: speak the truth!
user34: someone light up yn's bat signal! We need a happy charles back
Private Messages: Charles and YN
yn posted 2 stories
[I like you best when your head’s between my legs][I wanna paint your face like Mona Lisa]
charles_leclerc responded chérie this isn’t your private account
yn’s stories
Bluesky
user35: oh my god I thought I was the only one 😂😂
↳user36: no no no you're not the screenshots are going crazy right now
user37: I love this?
user38: I didn't have yn exposing charles (and herself) via horny song lyrics on an instagram story on my bingo card this year…
↳user39: who would???
user40: horny freaks /affectionate
user41: …is this why charles was so pouty in Monaco?!?!
↳user42: omg imagine that conversation 😂😂 "yn where are you I need to prove the gossip pages wrong!"
↳user41: I don't even care about the truth that's exactly what happened
f1gossip
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f1gossip: and for the 3rd weekend in a row, Charles Leclerc has been fined for being late. Is this simply forgetfulness or something more?
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user50: he's progressively getting more annoyed with it too
↳user51: I mean it seems like it's his fault so he can only blame himself
user52: I doubt it's sabotage — it seems more like he's forgetting the time 😂
↳user53: lord Charles get it together please we need you to lock the fuck in
user54: I just like watching him run
user55: can I say something brave?
↳user56: ??
↳user55: I think yn has something to do with his lateness — she's been looking mighty satisfied lately if you catch my drift 😏😏
↳user57: surely you're not saying what I think you're saying?
↳user55: I'm saying that Charles saw that list and decided to prove he deserved that top spot
↳user56: oh my god 😱😱
↳user57: …why can I see that now???
cl16gossip
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cl16gossip: Charles nooooooo why would you shave??
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user58: he's so…babygirl??
user59: he lost like 10 years in age
user60: Charles please we need the beard back
↳user61: he just looks wrong without it
↳user60: he does!
user62: 😂😏😏😏
↳user63: what does that mean?
↳user62: it means it confirms the theories running around that Charles has been eating yn out very consistently — men's beards can be bleached that way
↳user63: …are you saying his beard was getting bleached because of cunnilingus so he shaved it off??
↳user62: yeah
↳user63: oh my god
user64: I mean I know he shaves it off occasionally but I'm now and forevermore going to think this when he does
↳user65: same
user66: can I be yn? For like just a day or 2?
↳user67: screw that I wanna be her forever
user68: I do believe we've lost the plot completely
↳user69: but this is better
yn
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tagged: charles_leclerc
yn: just to clear up any confusion — Mr. #1 likes his dinner in bed
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user70: OH MY GOD
↳user71: can you do this? Is this allowed?
charles_leclerc: i do indeed 😊 and i eat very well
↳yn: yes you do ❤️
↳user72: I'm literally fainting right now
user73: yn did you really just post this?? Or am I hallucinating?
↳user74: if you are I am too
↳user75: mass hysteria clearly
francisca.cgomes: 🤭🤭🤭 liked by yn
↳user76: oh my god the fomo right now
user77: I don't even know
↳user78: right? Like I knew but I didn't know, you know??
summary: when a certain list gets leaked, charles is not pleased
a/n: last year there was a poll on who the biggest munch was…I didn’t agree with the result and neither did @sinofwriting 😂
a/n2: this wasn’t what I thought was going to break my writers block but I’m not mad
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Bluesky
user1: where's the rest of it!!
↳user2: we need it!
user3: release the list!
user4: ok who's coming before Pierre on this???
↳user5: that's what I need to know! And it's not just the current grid too!
↳user4: right?? Because there's Arthur and mark so that means it could be ANYONE!?!
user6: c'on gossip page - we need the full list!
↳user7: this is NOT the silly season frenzy we asked for!
user8: Alex is coming before Franco?
user9: I know people are freaking out about the rest of the list but I want to talk about the numbers we do have…
↳user10: whoever wrote this is galaxy brained for putting Pierre and Daniel so close to the top
user11: I need the reasonings for isack and Arthur being so high!
↳user12: I don't know…the vibes just seem right for them being 8&9
↳user11: but before Carlos?
user13: THE REAL QUESTION IS WHO IS 1 & 2 & 3?!?
↳user14: that question is the same level of chaos as asking who's the most beautiful Greek goddess
↳user15: and will ruin just as many lives
user16: Lewis has GOT to be up there
↳user17: that diva?? No way
user18: Lando is #1 and I will not be accepting any questions or criticisms
↳user19: Will you accept this ticket to the nearest psych ward?
user20: I'm saying Charles for 1
↳user21: sure Jan
↳user22: wow I haven't seen anyone say something so…wrong
↳user23: him??? Be the top munch??
↳not_charles: what.
cl16gossip
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cl16gossip: ok why is charles pouting this weekend?
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user24: that's what I want to know! It's Monaco! Things seem to be going well! Why is he so sad??
user25: ferrrari hasn't been fucking up recently and he was fastest in both FPs so far?
user26: I mean yn hasn't been around yet so far? She's still traveling for her work
↳user27: ok but he went around literally all day yesterday with her on video call so I don't think it's that
↳user28: side note but I want to be traveling with charles via video call because he misses me so much
↳user29: yn is living the dream
user30: …could this be about the List?
↳user31: I will simply ascend on the spot if he knows about that
user32: it's unfair that he still looks so pretty even when he's so sad
↳user33: speak the truth!
user34: someone light up yn's bat signal! We need a happy charles back
Private Messages: Charles and YN
yn posted 2 stories
[I like you best when your head’s between my legs][I wanna paint your face like Mona Lisa]
charles_leclerc responded chérie this isn’t your private account
yn’s stories
Bluesky
user35: oh my god I thought I was the only one 😂😂
↳user36: no no no you're not the screenshots are going crazy right now
user37: I love this?
user38: I didn't have yn exposing charles (and herself) via horny song lyrics on an instagram story on my bingo card this year…
↳user39: who would???
user40: horny freaks /affectionate
user41: …is this why charles was so pouty in Monaco?!?!
↳user42: omg imagine that conversation 😂😂 "yn where are you I need to prove the gossip pages wrong!"
↳user41: I don't even care about the truth that's exactly what happened
f1gossip
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f1gossip: and for the 3rd weekend in a row, Charles Leclerc has been fined for being late. Is this simply forgetfulness or something more?
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user50: he's progressively getting more annoyed with it too
↳user51: I mean it seems like it's his fault so he can only blame himself
user52: I doubt it's sabotage — it seems more like he's forgetting the time 😂
↳user53: lord Charles get it together please we need you to lock the fuck in
user54: I just like watching him run
user55: can I say something brave?
↳user56: ??
↳user55: I think yn has something to do with his lateness — she's been looking mighty satisfied lately if you catch my drift 😏😏
↳user57: surely you're not saying what I think you're saying?
↳user55: I'm saying that Charles saw that list and decided to prove he deserved that top spot
↳user56: oh my god 😱😱
↳user57: …why can I see that now???
cl16gossip
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cl16gossip: Charles nooooooo why would you shave??
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user58: he's so…babygirl??
user59: he lost like 10 years in age
user60: Charles please we need the beard back
↳user61: he just looks wrong without it
↳user60: he does!
user62: 😂😏😏😏
↳user63: what does that mean?
↳user62: it means it confirms the theories running around that Charles has been eating yn out very consistently — men's beards can be bleached that way
↳user63: …are you saying his beard was getting bleached because of cunnilingus so he shaved it off??
↳user62: yeah
↳user63: oh my god
user64: I mean I know he shaves it off occasionally but I'm now and forevermore going to think this when he does
↳user65: same
user66: can I be yn? For like just a day or 2?
↳user67: screw that I wanna be her forever
user68: I do believe we've lost the plot completely
↳user69: but this is better
yn
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tagged: charles_leclerc
yn: just to clear up any confusion — Mr. #1 likes his dinner in bed
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user70: OH MY GOD
↳user71: can you do this? Is this allowed?
charles_leclerc: i do indeed 😊 and i eat very well
↳yn: yes you do ❤️
↳user72: I'm literally fainting right now
user73: yn did you really just post this?? Or am I hallucinating?
↳user74: if you are I am too
↳user75: mass hysteria clearly
francisca.cgomes: 🤭🤭🤭 liked by yn
↳user76: oh my god the fomo right now
user77: I don't even know
↳user78: right? Like I knew but I didn't know, you know??
summary: when a certain list gets leaked, charles is not pleased
a/n: last year there was a poll on who the biggest munch was…I didn’t agree with the result and neither did @sinofwriting 😂
a/n2: this wasn’t what I thought was going to break my writers block but I’m not mad
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Bluesky
user1: where's the rest of it!!
↳user2: we need it!
user3: release the list!
user4: ok who's coming before Pierre on this???
↳user5: that's what I need to know! And it's not just the current grid too!
↳user4: right?? Because there's Arthur and mark so that means it could be ANYONE!?!
user6: c'on gossip page - we need the full list!
↳user7: this is NOT the silly season frenzy we asked for!
user8: Alex is coming before Franco?
user9: I know people are freaking out about the rest of the list but I want to talk about the numbers we do have…
↳user10: whoever wrote this is galaxy brained for putting Pierre and Daniel so close to the top
user11: I need the reasonings for isack and Arthur being so high!
↳user12: I don't know…the vibes just seem right for them being 8&9
↳user11: but before Carlos?
user13: THE REAL QUESTION IS WHO IS 1 & 2 & 3?!?
↳user14: that question is the same level of chaos as asking who's the most beautiful Greek goddess
↳user15: and will ruin just as many lives
user16: Lewis has GOT to be up there
↳user17: that diva?? No way
user18: Lando is #1 and I will not be accepting any questions or criticisms
↳user19: Will you accept this ticket to the nearest psych ward?
user20: I'm saying Charles for 1
↳user21: sure Jan
↳user22: wow I haven't seen anyone say something so…wrong
↳user23: him??? Be the top munch??
↳not_charles: what.
cl16gossip
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cl16gossip: ok why is charles pouting this weekend?
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user24: that's what I want to know! It's Monaco! Things seem to be going well! Why is he so sad??
user25: ferrrari hasn't been fucking up recently and he was fastest in both FPs so far?
user26: I mean yn hasn't been around yet so far? She's still traveling for her work
↳user27: ok but he went around literally all day yesterday with her on video call so I don't think it's that
↳user28: side note but I want to be traveling with charles via video call because he misses me so much
↳user29: yn is living the dream
user30: …could this be about the List?
↳user31: I will simply ascend on the spot if he knows about that
user32: it's unfair that he still looks so pretty even when he's so sad
↳user33: speak the truth!
user34: someone light up yn's bat signal! We need a happy charles back
Private Messages: Charles and YN
yn posted 2 stories
[I like you best when your head’s between my legs][I wanna paint your face like Mona Lisa]
charles_leclerc responded chérie this isn’t your private account
yn’s stories
Bluesky
user35: oh my god I thought I was the only one 😂😂
↳user36: no no no you're not the screenshots are going crazy right now
user37: I love this?
user38: I didn't have yn exposing charles (and herself) via horny song lyrics on an instagram story on my bingo card this year…
↳user39: who would???
user40: horny freaks /affectionate
user41: …is this why charles was so pouty in Monaco?!?!
↳user42: omg imagine that conversation 😂😂 "yn where are you I need to prove the gossip pages wrong!"
↳user41: I don't even care about the truth that's exactly what happened
f1gossip
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f1gossip: and for the 3rd weekend in a row, Charles Leclerc has been fined for being late. Is this simply forgetfulness or something more?
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user50: he's progressively getting more annoyed with it too
↳user51: I mean it seems like it's his fault so he can only blame himself
user52: I doubt it's sabotage — it seems more like he's forgetting the time 😂
↳user53: lord Charles get it together please we need you to lock the fuck in
user54: I just like watching him run
user55: can I say something brave?
↳user56: ??
↳user55: I think yn has something to do with his lateness — she's been looking mighty satisfied lately if you catch my drift 😏😏
↳user57: surely you're not saying what I think you're saying?
↳user55: I'm saying that Charles saw that list and decided to prove he deserved that top spot
↳user56: oh my god 😱😱
↳user57: …why can I see that now???
cl16gossip
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cl16gossip: Charles nooooooo why would you shave??
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user58: he's so…babygirl??
user59: he lost like 10 years in age
user60: Charles please we need the beard back
↳user61: he just looks wrong without it
↳user60: he does!
user62: 😂😏😏😏
↳user63: what does that mean?
↳user62: it means it confirms the theories running around that Charles has been eating yn out very consistently — men's beards can be bleached that way
↳user63: …are you saying his beard was getting bleached because of cunnilingus so he shaved it off??
↳user62: yeah
↳user63: oh my god
user64: I mean I know he shaves it off occasionally but I'm now and forevermore going to think this when he does
↳user65: same
user66: can I be yn? For like just a day or 2?
↳user67: screw that I wanna be her forever
user68: I do believe we've lost the plot completely
↳user69: but this is better
yn
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yn: just to clear up any confusion — Mr. #1 likes his dinner in bed
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user70: OH MY GOD
↳user71: can you do this? Is this allowed?
charles_leclerc: i do indeed 😊 and i eat very well
↳yn: yes you do ❤️
↳user72: I'm literally fainting right now
user73: yn did you really just post this?? Or am I hallucinating?
↳user74: if you are I am too
↳user75: mass hysteria clearly
francisca.cgomes: 🤭🤭🤭 liked by yn
↳user76: oh my god the fomo right now
user77: I don't even know
↳user78: right? Like I knew but I didn't know, you know??
summary: seeing max struggle during a difficult race weekend, logan and yn come to the rescue
a/n: it’s actually criminal I haven’t written for them both like this before
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Bluesky
Private Messages: Max, Logan, and YN
f1gossip
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f1gossip: What a chilly interview today from Max, who did not wince words when attacking Williams in general and James Vowles in particular for their treatment of their drivers — notably Logan Sargeant, who was dropped this weekend and replaced with Franco Colapinto. As the questioning read more
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user1: is it August? Cause the ice forming around me right now says otherwise
↳user2: I thought it was just me!
↳user1: no no no everyone can feel that
user3: did Vowles murder someone or something?
↳user4: seriously that's what I want to know
user5: max has never, to my knowledge, gone after anyone like that in an interview before
↳user6: not like that
user7: was max and logan particularly close? Am I missing something?
↳user8: I think it's more…max sees that it might start a trend of team's dropping drivers randomly throughout the year
↳user7: ohhh ok yeah that makes sense
user9: ok was it just me or did yn sound mad too?
↳user10: that's what I was picking up too! Like she was totally edging him on in his anger
↳user11: well yn has never shied away from saying logan is (was 😭😭) one of her favorite people to interview
↳user10: well regardless I hope that Logan knows he's got people still on the grid who believed in him
skysports
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tagged: yn
skysports: YN LN will be absent for the entirety of the 2025 season due to personal reasons. We wish her the best and look forward to seeing her again in 2026!
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user11: what?? Nooooo
user12: my day? Ruined
yn: I'll be back soon! I promise!
↳user13: you better be! We already miss you
user14: this is awful?
↳user15: I hope nothing is wrong…
↳user14: me too
oscarpiastri: we'll miss you yn
↳yn: you'll miss our gossip sessions, you mean
↳oscarpiastri: well yes
user16: ok it's not just me who thinks it's weird she's going to be gone for the entire year??
↳user17: I mean…could she be pregnant?
↳user18: that's what I was thinking — that would explain why it's the entire year
maxverstappen1: won't be the same without you
↳yn: I'll be back and making fun of your redbull kits soon enough!
↳maxverstappen1: …take your time actually
user19: was/is she even dating anyone??
↳user20: I mean she's been notoriously private so I don't think we'd know either way
yn_priv
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yn_priv: welcome to the family little Benjamin and Milan
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lilyz: oh my god yn they are so cute!
↳yn_priv: they take after me!
↳logan: and they are absolutely perfect
↳yn_priv: flirt 💚
↳lilyz: in my comment section too???
charles: congratulations yn they are wonderfully amazing
↳yn_priv: thanks charles!
↳max: you could congratulate me and logan?
↳charles: but you didn't do much? liked by yn_priv
↳yn_priv: that was perfect charles thank you for the laugh 😂 congrats you're a godfather now
↳max: really yn??
↳charles: I accept this honor
f1gossip
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f1gossip: Sky Sports reporter yn ln seen out and about pushing a baby carriage months into her year long break from track side reporting.
It had been rumored that the popular reporter had taken the 2025 season off because of the suspected pregnancy but it seems like that rumor has now been confirmed. The question now seems to be — who's the man by her side?
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user21: wait what??
↳user22: that picture sucks! It could be anyone actually
user23: yn is a mom now??? My heart can't take it
↳user24: she's going to be such a good mother
user25: love this for her
user26: ok but is anyone thinking a driver for a dad?
↳user27: I'm hoping for one! I'd love to have baby ln in the paddock with both parents
↳user28: 😍😍😍
user29: ok who could it be?
↳user30: it might be just me but I'd love for max and yn to be together?
↳user31: ok same — their interviews are literally the best to watch
user32: I'm voting for charles
↳user33: …he's with Alexandra?
↳user32: I said what I said
user34: I don't think it's a current driver — they're all in Austin right now
↳user35: which is why I'd like to float the name…logan sargeant
↳user34: they were always very close…you know what…I support it
wec
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wec: And its official! Logan Sargeant will be joining the Ford team to be a driver for their 2027 hypercar class! He previously read more
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user35: Logan's back!!
↳user36: yay!
user37: best news of the day!
↳user38: I'm so used to giving and now I'm receiving!!!
user39: I don't even care I need to start following another racing form I'll do it for logan
user40: logan logan logan!!!
yn_priv: logan I told you that people loved you
↳logan: …I see that
↳max: you deserve this liked by logan, yn_priv
maxfan
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maxfan: fam I think we're cooked this weekend — even in his interview with yn, max was still hella annoyed
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user49: you know it's bad when not even yn can perk him up
↳user50: for real for real
user51: I think we're gonna need a miracle to turn this weekend around
↳user52: I don't know what kind of miracle could make this week better
user53: he sounds so done with this car and I don't even blame him
user54: give us the signal max and we'll ride at dawn!
↳user55: truer words never spoken
↳user55: …but does it have to be Dawn?
Private Messages: Logan and YN
maxfan
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maxfan: DAD MAX?!? This weekend, starting on a low note for our favorite Dutchman, ended up trending upwards when LOGAN SARGEANT (OUR AMERICAN!) appeared in the paddock with twin boys (adorably dressed as Max) and made a beeline to Max and YN LN. In a shock to, I think, EVERYONE reading — those boys are the sons of Max, Logan, and YN who appear to be in a long term polyamorous relationship. This read more
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user56: ummmm what??
↳user57: no for real I need like 10-12 business days to digest this information
user58: if you have given me a million guesses on how this weekend would turn out…I wouldn't have gotten it right
↳user59: SAME. Like what do you mean that max and Logan are in a relationship with each other AND with yn
↳user59: or that it's been going for a while
↳user59: or that they're parents
↳user59: TO TWIN BOYS?!
user60: this was a wild 24 hours start to finish
user61: I think this might be the reason why max was so mad at Williams back in 2024
↳user62: oh my good I forgot about that
↳user63: also why yn was egging max on so much during that interview too
↳user63: they were hella mad about how people were treating logan
user64: ok but the boys are so cute? They're literally mini copies of max and logan
↳user65: I always laugh and feel a little bad for the mothers of those kind of kids — carrying them for 9 months, only for them to look exactly like their dad 😂😭
↳user66: ok but they're definitely mama's boys —- they were glued to her side
↳user67: I've only had them a day and I'd kill for them
user68: you know? I don't even care about the race anymore — I just need more of the Verstappen-Sargeant- LN family
pairing: max verstappen x pierre gasly x horner!reader
summary: some surprise visitors change max and pierre’s weekend for the better
a/n: I swear most of my Father’s Day fics are @sinofwriting ideas so like thank you 🙏
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Bluesky
user1: alright grandma let's get you back to bed
↳imright: just you wait and see!
↳user1: 🙄🙄
user2: I'm intrigued…
↳user3: because i definitely needed another reason to go watch max videos…I'm going to go through all the footage of him
↳user4: Godspeed man
user5: I'm not saying I agree or not…but I am saying that would be hot as fuck
↳user6: omg this!!!!
↳user5: like where can i apply for this relationship?
user7: you know…i can see it actually
↳user8: same — they're always in the same area for vacations, they seem closer then usual for ex-teammates…
user9: the part I'm struggling with is yn horner???
↳user10: I mean like it makes sense???
↳user9: she did spend a LOT of time in the redbull garage when pierre was driving for them…
user11: just the thought of Max and Pierre together… I'm fainting
↳user12: same
yn_gv
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tagged: max, pierre
yn_gv: Greece you were wonderful, now it's time for the husbands to go back to their first love 💔😂
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pierre: you know our first love is always going to be you and Adrienne
↳yn_gv: and yet you continue to leave us week after week…
↳pierre: …you pushed us out the door? Told us to give you some space from all of our manliness?
↳yn_gv: I've literally never once uttered those words in my life
charles: and how is my beautiful goddaughter?
↳yn_gv: oh my lovely girl is a bit sunburnt…I blame max honestly
↳charles: Oh ma pauvre petite filleule. I will send something sweet for her
↳yn_gv: she will love you forever
max: we're already missing you two
↳yn_gv: and we're missing you too, darlings
↳yn_gv: she is glued to the tv and she just beams whenever you guys are shown
↳max: you really don't make it easy to leave, do you?
↳yn_gv: never! When have I ever made anything easy for you?
↳max: I had the faint hope that you might start
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f1review: This weekend is shaping up to be a bad one for Max Verstappen and Pierre Gasly — both have suffered from engine trouble that have left them virtually no time during the Austrian FP sessions
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user13: ok redbull, alpine square up im ready to fight for them
user14: I wouldn't want to be in their way on race day, yikes
user15: …ok but they're so hot mad??
↳user16: oh thank god it's not just me
↳user15: no no no we're all in good company here
user17: I support their rights AND wrongs — so do what you need to do
user18: to be fair to alpine (not a sentence I thought I've ever say) but Pierre's engine trouble were due to Kimi and Esteban
↳user19: I think that just makes it worse for him
user20: was it just me or did they come back seemingly a little bit less mad after they snuck away?
↳user21: I was wondering that too!
↳user22: they snuck away together huh? 🫣🥵😉🍆🍆💦💦
↳user21: …I hate that i understand those emojis
Private Messages: Max, Pierre, and YN
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yn_gv posted 2 stories
[bags all packed and ready to go!][soon my loves 🥰]
charles replied oh good you're coming
↳yn_gv both of us are! Adrienne wants to make her dads happy again
↳charles we would all like for them to happy again too
↳charles and hopefully less murdery
↳yn_gv we'll do our best 😂
flavy replied you're coming?!
↳yn_gv gotta keep my boys out of jail 😂
↳flavy good! It's been looking iffy
albono replied oh it'll be good to see you guys again!
↳yn_gv Adrienne is already ready for her uncle Alex time
↳albono it'll be the best weekend ever!
alexandra replied oh im so excited to mon bébé again
↳yn_gv i know she'll run right over to you (…and leo)
↳alexandra I'll take what I get
↳yn_gv 😂
gp replied oh thank god he's been insufferable this weekend
↳yn_gv well I don't blame him! Change your fucking car man
↳gp I can really see your dad in you
↳yn_gv as you should!
esteban replied does pierre know you're coming?
↳yn_gv he does not but don't worry bestie ill save your ass
↳esteban have I ever told you you're amazing?
↳yn_gv Not enough
f1gossip
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f1gossip: and YN Horner is in the paddock with a daughter?? The 2 Horner girls entered the paddock and are seemingly going in between Redbull and Alpine — and between Max Verstappen and Pierre Gasly's sides
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user23: OMG
↳user24: it's real it's real it's real!
user25: we get a relationship reveal AND a daughter reveal in the same day???
↳user26: I genuinely can't deal with this today actually
↳user25: MOOD
user27: I love them?
↳user28: so do Max and Pierre — did you see how their expressions changed when they saw them?
↳user29: I have NEVER seen max smile that wide before
↳user30: and Pierre was just beaming too…
user31: I've only had them for an hour and if anything happened to them…
↳user32: extreme but understandable
user33: I'm going to need an 10 season history on this relationship Netflix get on it
↳user34: fucking same??
user35: I actually need to know how chr*stian reacted when his daughter got with his second golden boy and one of his failed drivers??
user36: I swear this is more entertaining then the actual races this season
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f1: The results are in! Max Verstappen takes the top step with Pierre Gasly and Alex Albon, his ex Redbull teammates, taking second and third place in the Redbull Racing Ring this Father's Day weekend!
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user37: yay max win and Pierre podi— IS THAT YN LIKING THIS POST???? yn_gv?!? ARE THEY MARRIED?!?
↳user38: WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
user39: the Horner (gv?? Gasly-Verstappen?!?) girls are clearly redbull good luck and I need them to be at all future races
↳user40: not for isack 😭😭
↳user39: ok this post isn't for him actually sorry
charles_leclerc: congratulations Max, Pierre, Alex
↳user41: yn's daughter ran right over to you and Leo — what do you know
↳charles_leclerc: nothing 😊
↳user41: thanks for nothing I guess 🙃
user42: i think I genuinely have whiplash from how wild this weekend has been…
↳user43: same…
maxverstappen1: this weekend was simply lovely
↳user49: max! Are you married? Is yn's daughter your daughter? When did this all happen? Does Christian know?
pairing: jenson button x fernando alonso x wolff!reader
summary: f1 fans suddenly turn into internet sleuths to find out who the father of yn wolff’s baby is
a/n: another fantastic @sinofwriting idea
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f1gossip
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f1gossip: This is one secret out of the bag — YN Wolff, daughter of Mercedes Team Principal Toto Wolff, was recently spotted out and about and very visibly pregnant. The question now remains — who is the father?
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user1: I wanna know how far along she is?!
↳user2: and how on earth did she keep it hidden for so long — the paps love her almost as much as they love the drivers…
↳user1: that's another good question!
user3: yn! God I love her
user4: totally a stupid question but did Toto…like know? Or is this gonna be a surprise to him too?
↳user5: omg imagine the phone call if this was how Toto learned of it?
↳user6: all those poor headphones…what did they ever do to deserve that abuse?
↳user5: 😂😂😂
user7: I want to know who'd be brave enough to go after yn when Toto has made it very clear that drivers are off limits…
↳user8: well I think we're going to have a front row seat…
Bluesky
user9: it's gotta be someone at least adjacent to f1 right?
↳user10: considering she doesn't seem to have a life outside of f1? I'm thinking that's a safe bet
↳user9: rude but very true I think
user11: she's always hanging out with George…
↳user12: George who is her fathers driver? Who has a very lovely girlfriend? Who has publicly called her his sister? That George?
↳user11: I was just pointing out that they hang out all the time!
user13: I'm saying max because that would be really really funny
↳user14: so this is just Toto's newest way to get verstappen to Mercedes? To send his daughter to seduce him to the silver arrows?
↳user15: crazier things have happened
user16: I'm gonna say someone older — she's been hanging around the paddock for years
↳user17: going off that, I'm going to say Lewis
↳user18: he watched her grow up?
↳user17: please she was practically a adult when he joined the team
↳user18: and what? He changed teams so there wouldn't be a conflict of interest or something??
↳user17: you know I'm right
↳user18: I know you're an idiot
user19: has anyone noticed how much time she's spent near the Aston garage? And with the Sky reporters? If Patrick isn't there
↳user20: please she's said multiple times before that she loves nando and jenson because they are usually down with whatever chaos she's got planned
↳user19: likely excuse me thinks
yn_wolff
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yn_wolff: spent the day loving my boys 💚💚
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user21: oh my god you're having a boy?!
↳user22: a new baby Wolff in the house 🙌🙌
georgerussell63: Must you?
↳yn_wolff: whatever do you mean Mr. T Pose??
↳georgerussell63: It's iconic!
↳yn_wolff: it's stupid!
user23: oh yeah that's definitely flirting and not sibling annoyance /s 🙄🙄
↳user24: I'm not giving up hope just yet
↳yn_wolff: please give up that particular hope…me and George??? 🤮🤮
↳georgerussell63: In your dreams.
↳yn_wolff: anyone want to run George over? There might be a seat in a Mercedes if you do
↳georgerussell63: You can't just say something like that yn!
↳yn_wolff: Watch me!
alex_albon: a seat in Mercedes?
↳yn_wolff: yeah I can probably swing it
↳alex_albon: hmmmm 🤔
↳georgerussell63: Alex!
↳alex_albon: Sometimes sacrifices have to be made
user25: I'm seeing the slick way you got everyone talking about George and not your pictures Miss Wolff and I'm in awe
↳yn_wolff: 😉
Private Messages: Fernando, Jenson, and yn
Bluesky
user26: I thought I was going crazy! Like that is definitely 2 different hands
↳user27: it definitely is
user28: I legit sat there with my boyfriend trying to figure out if it was 2 different left hands or a left and right hand situation
↳user29: verdict?
↳user28: it's 2 different left hands
user30: …does this mean that yn has 2 boyfriends?
↳user31: well it's either that or she's publicly cheating…
↳user32: get it girl!
↳user33: love this for her
user34: ok this opens up so many possibilities!
↳user35: how many drivers have tattoos though?
↳user36: not a lot of them I don't think
↳user34: we don't know for sure that she's saying a driver though!
user37: I'm putting money down on fernando
↳user38: she could do better
↳user37: who? George? Get real
f1
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f1: BREAKING: Fernando Alonso to miss Thursday's Media Day in Austria due to personal reasons. He will also miss FP1 with Aston Martin's reserve driver Jak Crawford deputising in one of the team's mandatory young driver sessions. Alonso will be back in the car in Friday's FP2 session.
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user50: you know what I'm thinking?
↳user51: that he's just going to miss doing interviews?
↳user52: Watch Max start taking notes…
↳user50: IM THINKING that he's the father of yn's baby and that she just gave birth — she was getting close to her due date
↳user51: ohhhh…so you're the crazy type
↳user50: just you watch — I'm right and you'll all see
↳user53: so the crazy is just out for everyone to see…
user54: I hope everything is ok…
↳user55: I'm sending well wishes to him, regardless of the reason why he's not there
user56: I'm going to laugh at everyone who thought he just became a dad when it turns out it was just a doctors appointment or something
↳user50: I'll accept your apology then too
skysports
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skysports: Despite being on schedule for this weekend's F1 race, Jenson Button will not be in Austria due to family matters.
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user57: well this just got interesting…🤨
↳user58: is his family matters meeting with Fernando's family matters??
user59: but what does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN??
↳user60: …it means he won't be in Austria??
↳user59: stop ruining my fun!
user61: is this a safe place?
↳user62: historically…no
↳user61: I'm going to say it anyway — fernando/jenson/yn!
↳user63: well that's hot 🥵
↳user62: what is it about yn that brings out the crazy in people?
↳user61: I'm not crazy!
↳user64: are you sure?
yn_wolff
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yn_wolff: Happy Father's Day to my 2 hot DILFs
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user65: oh my god I love them already
↳user66: she is an icon she is the moment
user67: us: wondering who's her partner. her: getting dicked down by TWO hot men
georgerussell63: While I'm glad people will stop insisting that we're a couple, did you really have to go with that caption?
↳yn_wolff: captain buzzkill go away
↳fernandoalo_oficial: and stop flirting with yn while you're at it.
↳georgerussell63: I'm not flirting with her!
↳yn_wolff: that's what they all say
↳user68: YN Wolff I love you just a little bit
↳yn_wolff: that's what they all say 😉
user69: …but they're so old??
↳yn_wolff: yes that's why they're dilfs
↳yn_wolff: also age just brings experience
↳yn_wolff: and talent
↳yn_wolff: and honestly endurance 😉🥵
↳user69: …where can I get one?
mercedesf1: What is this? — Toto Wolff
↳yn_wolff: whoops. I knew I was forgetting something
↳jensonbutton: that's putting it mildly, darling
↳mercedesf1: No — Toto Wolff
↳yn_wolff: yeah you're way to late for that to be effective
summary: fans are confused then shocked when ollie walks in beaming
a/n: @sinofwriting thanks for the idea!
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f1gossip
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f1gossip: And Ollie is walking on sunshine this weekend! The Haas driver was all smiles as he entered the paddock this Father's Day weekend for the Austrian Grand Prix.
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user1: I LOVE HIM
user2: how could anyone hate him, honestly
↳user3: no idea
user4: he was literally bouncing and twirling around? Something must have happened for him to be so incandescently happy
↳user5: right? Like he's a happy guy usually but this was beyond the norm for him
↳user5: also good vocab choice!
↳user4: thanks it was my word of the day on my calendar
user6: I need some of whatever he's had
↳user7: same!
user8: I'm guessing girlfriend
↳user9: ^^^ he hasn't had one in a while
↳user10: oh I love ollie in a relationship — he's always so soft when talking about them
user11: relationship reveal WHEN
↳user12: hopefully soon!
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olliefan: HES WHAT?!?
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user13: oh my gosh
user14: did that seriously just happen???
↳user15: wait what happened?
↳user14: Ollie just blurted out that he's in the f1 dad's fan stage
↳user14: and when the moderator and the other dads questioned him, he laughed and said his girlfriend wouldn't be happy with him but confirmed she had just given birth a couple of days ago
↳user16: oh my god YES!
↳user15: we went from speculating that he had a girlfriend to news that he's now a dad 😭😂
user17: omg I can't wait to see the little bear cub
↳user18: Bear cub??? 😭😭😭 shut up that's so cute
user19: ok likelihood that this mystery woman and their kid will come this weekend?
↳user20: unlikely she apparently literally just gave birth
↳user19: awww damn
user21: ok but the other dads just start to give him advice? So cute
↳user22: they saw a New Dad and their Dad Instincts kicked in
↳user21: THATS XACTLY WHAT HAPPENDD
Bluesky
user23: you are so literally unserious I love it
user24: cameras are your best friend — they grow up too fast
↳user24: but also don't forget to just enjoy the time with them
↳olliebearman: yes! That is good to remember
user25: don't be fooled by everyone telling you "you NEED to buy these expensive tools to look after your kid" people have been raising kids for years without all the bells and whistles
↳olliebearman: …I'll definitely start to keep that in mind…
user26: coffee and energy drinks are gonna become your new best friend — also you gotta start napping when they do
↳olliebearman: but they're so cute?? How am I supposed to stop watching them
↳user27: shut up that's so cute
f1gossip
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f1gossip: Despite the chaos of media day this race weekend, Ollie Bearman's weekend continues to be all smiles and sunshine with a p4 finish!
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user28: HE WAS SO CLOSE
↳user29: some day soon he'll be on the podium!
user30: ok but Ollie dedicating that race to his family???
↳user31: we NEED him to podium cause that's just lovely
↳user32: I don't know if me and my ovaries would survive an Ollie podium…
user33: ok but fingers crossed they come to silverstone?!?
↳user34: oh please please please
↳user35: I just want to know who the girlfriend is! We've had all weekend and no one has any idea
↳user33: this too!!
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f1gossip
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f1gossip: And nature has invaded the paddock today at Silverstone — Ollie Bearman's partner YN LN and their child, affectionately nicknamed Bear Cub, both join the Haas driver for his home race this weekend.
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user36: THEYRE HERE THEYRE HERE THEYRE HERE
user37: they nicknamed baby bearman as Bear Cub 😭😭😭
user38: I'm so impressed that they’re still not allowing pictures or even letting people know cub's name
↳user39: this!! This is how you protect your kids
↳user40: I love all of this
user41: ok but yn?? I've only had her for a day but I love her
↳user42: SAME
↳user41: she makes Ollie light up so much…
↳user42: that boy is in LOVE
user43: petition for them to come to every race ever??
↳user44: counter signed!
olliebearman
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olliebearman: P1 and all because of my lucky charms — thank you YN for everything you've given me
pairing: pierre gasly x kika gomes x singer!reader
summary: my choker keeps you closer when she's goin' down on me
a/n: so I was listening to Hayley Kiyoko’s new album and this lyric literally had me clutching at my pearls — however I’m hard of hearing so didn’t really catch the rest of the song. So you get a banging threesome and not a revenge/break up piece 😂
a/n2: also i totally blame @sinofwriting and @residentheartache for encouraging this — i wrote this in like 3 hours total
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yn
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yn: date night tonight with my 2 loves
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francisca.cgomes: you spoil us, sweetie 💜
↳yn: you definitely deserve it!
user1: face cards so lethal
↳user2: literally all of them 😭
alexandramalenaleclerc: and girls night tomorrow?
↳yn: you know it, darling
↳francisca.cgomes: on the edge of my seat already
↳lilymhe: let's go!
↳carmenmmundt: I can't wait!
user3: the fomo I have right now is insane actually
user4: such a…cute outfit!
↳user5: it's definitely a choice for sure
user6: my favorite couple!
pierregasly: I can't wait for tonight mon chérie
↳yn: 🥰🥰🥰
user7: this is pierre and kika's third?
↳user8: yup
↳user7:…oh
user9: I don't know who I'm more jealous of
↳user10: really? It's yn for sure — kika and pierre are the real prizes
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ln_studios
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ln_studios: transform, yn ln's 4th studio album, will be out XX/XX
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user11: OH MY GOD EVERYONE SIT DOWN THIS IS IT
user12: this is not a joke!!! Its on her website too!!
user13: another one??
user14: can someone say untalented nepo baby?
↳user15: I'll say it louder actually
↳user15: UNTALENTED NEPO BABY
↳user16: this! I've been saying it for years — she's not talented and the only reason she's still making music is because her family owns the studio
user17: while we're talking about things yn doesn't deserve…
↳user18: let's mention pierre and kika?
↳user17: yes! Like she's so…cutesy and immature for them?
↳user18: right? Like grow the fuck up girl
↳user19: she probably never will. not when her whole…thing…sells
↳user18: UGH
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ln_studios
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ln_studios: YN is back in the studio this week — a new single, unrelated to her album transform, dropping Friday!
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user20: another single? Dropping literally right before her new album?
↳user21: can someone say attention seeker?
↳user22: attention whore more like
user23: yay!! It's been a drought for so long and now we're being fed!
↳user24: I can't wait!
user25: if this isn't part of the album…does this mean it's like really new?
↳user26: probably!
↳user25: well now I'm even more excited!
Private Messages: Pierre, Kika, and YN
yn
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yn: choker — out now
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user27: …oh my god???
↳user28: I'm shook. So so shook??
francisca.cgomes: yn! This is so good!
↳yn: I'm so glad you liked baby
user29: I'm blushing for them, oh lord
pierregasly: well.
↳pierregasly: mon chérie that is certainly a song, a very good song!
↳yn: 😘😘
user30: I've fainted dead away (apparently just like kika and pierre do for yn???) liked by yn
user31: my choker keeps you closer when she's goin' down on me????
↳user31: damn yn I didn't know you had it in you
↳user32: sounds like she's got a lot of things in her (and kika and pierre!) liked by yn
↳user32: girl i see you liking horny comments liked by yn
user33: when we got told we were getting a new single, I wasn't expecting such a explicit look into their sex lives…but I'm not complaining 🫣🫣
↳user34: neither am I! I would actually like some more!
↳yn: 😉
↳user34: what does that mean?? YN! What does that mean?!?
f1gossip
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f1gossip: Pierre Gasly and Kika Gomes arrive in style to YN LN's launch party celebrating her new album, transform. This comes immediately after LN released a single, choker — seemingly a closer look into their so far private sex life.
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user35: the difference between choker and transform…
↳user36: talk about whiplash
user37: transform is an amazing album and I'm definitely going to do a deep dive on it later…but choker literally has me by the neck
↳user38: apparently so does yn 🫣🫣
↳user37: 😳
user39: ok yn has always been one of my celebrity crush's but this song has elevated her to astronomical levels
↳user40: MOOD
user41: she heard you all calling her boring and untalented and not worth pierre and kika's time and said "not on my watch"
user42: ok but the jewelry on Pierre and kika match…is that a choker from yn?????
↳yn: maybe
↳user43: OH MY GOD YOU FREAK
↳yn: 😂😂
↳yn: can you blame me?
↳user43: no ma'am that's pure respect
yn
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yn: scratches down our backs, chokers around their necks, we're doing ok
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francisca.cgomes: 😳🥰
↳yn: 😘💜
pierregasly: come back to bed mon chérie
↳yn: I'll be right there my loves
landonorris: I'm…going to go bleach my eyes
↳yn: or maybe take some notes and learn something?
↳landonorris: rude! I don't need to take notes
↳pierregasly: you do but yn, you know you shouldn't bully the less fortunate
maxverstappen1: I knew you three were freaks
↳yn: I've seen your search history…keep talking
↳maxverstappen1: no I don't think I will
↳yn: good choice
charles_leclerc: …no thank you.
↳yn: 😂
↳pierregasly: 😂
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