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I have the power of Gods and Anime on my side!

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boot up, Bitch

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Listen here kiddo

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Me as a parent 😂

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Students Were Spared Prison for Using Good Grammar in Drug Deal Texts

A pair of student drug dealers have been spared prison by a judge who claimed to be impressed by their spelling and grammar in texts promoting deals. Judge David Hale said that the “grammar and punctuation” was of a much higher standard than normally seen from dealers in the area, and demonstrated a higher level of education.

Luke Rance, 19, and Brandon Kerrison, 21, were arrested outside a Swansea, Wales, library in December of 2017 after they were caught with drugs. Rance was in possession of seven bags of cannabis and a small quantity of cocaine, while Kerrison had two bags of weed on him at the time. Police later searched the houses of both men and found over £1,200 [$1,526] worth of cannabis in Rance’s room.

Swansea Crown Court heard messages from Kerrison’s phone advertising drug deals, including a text which was sent to 18 contacts on the day of his arrest: “Mad flavors from 10 tonight—let me know for more details.”

The court also heard how Kerrison was studying a course in construction in Swansea. Rance, who has appeared in stage productions of Les Miserables and Grease, is due to start a degree in performing arts this September at Gower College, Swansea.

Judge Hale said he did not want to “fetter the prospects” of either men by sending them to jail. Why offenders with good prospects are treated more leniently than offenders with fewer prospects is a question for another day—but, in this case, Kerrison and Rance were handed community orders with 100 hours of unpaid work. Sentencing guidelines suggest that the pair could have faced imprisonment for up to 26 weeks.

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this is how some hentai artists be drawing 

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How to make strawberry jam

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I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

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This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

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The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable.

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viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

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that was no animal, that was Claire herself

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the claire witch project

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avatar aang is…..my dad

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explain

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disappeared when i needed him most

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hey so this was a good post and all and im glad i got to collaborate with you but i just realized your url was “waluigis-penis” and i would like a refund, please,

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D:

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this post made me and my gf go back and watch the oscar-winning movie happy feet. i looked up the director, george miller, and found out happy feet is only his SECOND most profitable franchise. he is best known as the director of all the mad max films.

to present some information for those who have not seen happy feet: the penguins are animated, but the few humans in the film are live-action. the film has two main messages: accept those who are different than you, and a pro-environmentalism message about stopping ocean pollution and overfishing. spoilers for this 13-year-old movie, but it ends with the main character managing to get the humans to stop polluting and overfishing through the power of dance. meanwhile, mad max is a postapocalyptic series.

so… i propose a theory. happy feet and mad max take place in the same universe, but in different timelines. in the good timeline (the happy feet canon), mumble convinces the humans to stop destroying the earth using the power of dance. this leads into happy feet 2. in the bad timeline (the mad max canon), mumble fails to convince the humans. the penguin colony dies out, humans destroy the earth, and the mad max movies happen a few thousand years after happy feet 1.

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