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(a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
"I beg your fucking pardon?"
"Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now."
"Actually all of my systems are nervous."
"You used to be shy, now you're a whore."
"I'm attracted to men but at what cost?"
"My wife can stab me a little bit I don't care."
"Babygirl there is something obviously wrong with your brain."
"I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun I found."
"Debates are stupid because why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me."
"Due to personal reasons, I will be going completely off the fucking rails."
"I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people."
"Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range."
"Sorry I called you a fucking idiot, I was trying to flirt."
"I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I'm actually angrier.
"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue."
"Sure I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!"
"Fuck therapy I'm becoming a knight."
"Hey, girl. Plagued by terrifying visions?"
"There's something deeply and fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?"
"I may not be beautiful, but at least I know a lot of useless information."
"Conversations are a lot like teeth, you can only have so many."
"I hate when people ask me to explain my thought process. Like hell if I know."
"Well, well, well, if this isn't the feelings I've been trying to avoid."
"With all due respect, which is none."
"You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God."
"If a demon tried to possess me I'd just be like: ok take it from here, good luck man."
