Living in a Fallout Fantasy

Icky Vikki ✨️ dumb as shit alien scum 👽

[clowngirrl]

[dogpuppy]

[sweatermuppet]

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

[kingofthehilltoday]

King of the Hill in Winx style 🧚‍♀️

[kingofthehilltoday]

why did this get unearthed i dont even remember making this what the hell is this i hate this why did i make this who brought this back from whatever depths of hell it was in

[origamityler-deactivated2016101]

The best reddit thread I’ve ever seen was when someone asked if the gang from Always Sunny in Philadelphia could kill Darth Maul and almost all of the responses were over 4 paragraphs long

[experimental-sponge]

Best quote from that thread: “To give the gang a slight advantage, We’ll assume that Darth Maul has not seen any of the films in the Home Alone franchise.”

[targetedknowledge]

[cappyclementine]

Heard the quaker oats guy is running a fuck a fan contest!

[puddox]

[kupicx]

[cutecipher]

"yup let me just assemble my sandwich on the ground and eat it let me eat my dirty sandwich with dirt on it from the ground before my dog eats my ground sandwich"

[changelingcoded]

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

[gwyoi]

horse cream puff …

[real-slime-shady]

Jesse is KIND ❤️

Skyler is RESILIENT ❤️

Walter

Mike is WISE ❤️

Gus is POWERFUL ❤️

Saul is SILLY ❤️

[longhorned]

never join a local trans group in proximity to a naval base

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[pepsinister]

I bet you never even considered that mr pibb could be a woman

[segamascott]

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.